If you didn’t get raptured today, I want to hear from your bad self.

🎶 Memories…🎶

One of the greats has passed. Robert Redford was a celebrated actor, director, and someone who held a mirror up to America. His work will live on, but we Ordinary People will feel The Sting of his loss for years. Rest among the stars now, and when you see heaven, may a River Run Through It.

I don’t think I’ve ever been happier for two people I don’t know.

🎶 The Sharif don’t like it…🎶

I always wear pumps on the beach. Don’t you?

If you do this to me, I’ll hurt you.

Why does my travel cord case never look like this? Oh wait…I’m not a sorceress.

May the Fourth be with you.

I came across this in my photos from a few years ago. It still resonates with me.

Sure, Jan.

I will never not love Venice.

I have a guess, and it rhymes with “Bill Cosby”.

How bizarre! I just saw this today. What are the odds that I’d see two similar tattoos in the same week?!

A tattoo I saw today. The owner was kind enough to let me snap a photo. I thought it was so clever!

Norm! 😢

Yes, duh!

Grammar means never having to say your sorry.

I love spring.

I hope at least one of my kids feels this way about me.

This was…inside my house. 😳

Strange - I don’t recall Luke Skywalker having bone spurs. (h/t @markhamillofficial.bsky.social)

Anyone else stockpiling paper goods in anticipation of supply chain disruptions? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I’ve named my Oura ring “Sherlock”, because every time the app tells me I didn’t sleep enough, I say, “No shit, Sherlock!”

…and sometimes I’m doing it out loud.

Someone was hanging out to greet me this morning.

All in all…

FAA, Schmeff AA.

I guess I’m officially old. 🤷🏻‍♀️

All ready for puppy yoga!

Any questions?

I feel seen.

We contracted with a chef to prepare a celebration dinner yesterday for our friend, who just completed his first week of surgery and treatments for cancer. The chef arrived late. Why? On the way to our house, he was detained and interrogated by ICE agents. Why? Driving while black. 🤔

The only surprising thing is that this isn’t surprising at all.

🐇🐇

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social, it’s almost that time!

IYKYK

This weekend I learned that I can do the Heimlich Maneuver. 😳

Well, this week just became more interesting.

I’m traveling to a chilly place in the near future, so I decided to try to find a faux fur coat to buy. Unfortunately, my search results were predominantly websites for furries. Guess my algorithm is f*cked for the next month.

I haven’t been posting much lately, because I’ve been somewhere. I’m home now!

This is my best friend’s dog. I think this makes her my niece poodle, AKA my noodle.

What a day!

Folks at M-a-L might wanna hide the ketchup. Supreme Court declines to block Trump's sentencing in New York hush money case - NBC News

Hello? 911? I’d like to report a homicide.

Who’s ready to resurrect this treasure?

@radiofreetom.bsky.social - not quite an airplane, but still…😧.

…and sometimes I don’t.

#1 question if there’s even a confirmation hearing: Where is Panama?