You miss 100% of the elections you don’t vote in 🏒🗳️🥅

What is Gretzky talking about? Canadians that live abroad *can* vote in Canadian elections globalnews.ca/news/1152676...

Does this mean every time a house sells in Toronto, the architect will now get a slice of the sale price? www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

A participation trophy for Donald Trump?

And, don't forget to tune in next week, when the Star tells you how the moon affects your palm readings www.thestar.com/news/gta/how...

The arena is blasting Coldplay during my daughter's skating lesson. Not sure this is the soundtrack I need for the morning after the Jays loss. Or, maybe it's exactly the vibe I need. 😐

So when's the American League Championship parade?

There needs to be a Moneyball-like movie about this Blue Jays season, except we watch David Popkins and the rest of the coaching staff turn the guys sleeping on pull-out couches into playoff heroes. #GoJaysGo

Disappointing, but extra innings in Game 7 of the World Series against the Dodgers was amazing. These Blue Jays played their hearts out and made Toronto proud.

Except you faced this boss yesterday and you hope he's a bit tired and sore.

OMG

My heart is pounding. #GoJaysGo

Bluesky tonight feels like old-time Twitter. #GoJaysGo

DOUBLE PLAY SAVES THE DAY. ##GoJaysGo

That was a smart stolen base. ##GoJaysGo

Getting a third out rather than having Ohtani come up with the bases loaded feels like a huge win. #GoJaysGo

Where there's a jar, there's Joy (and me staring over the office partition) www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXl...

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

What a performance.

Wow.

I can't even be upset at this point. That was a doozy.

Look, this is all part of the plan to keep Ohtani awake www.si.com/mlb/2024/03/...

This series has been the first time BlueSky has felt like it reached critical mass for a live event. #GoJaysGo

It was a great throw to the plate, and they would've walked Vladdy anyway. Chill people.

What a throw by Vladdy

In response, the Blue Jays announced a plan to score 10% more runs against the Dodgers tonight.

Ontario hurt Trump's feelings by reminding everyone that Reagan supported free trade, so in response Trump is increasing taxes on Americans by 10%. Very logical! www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

It's happening!

!!!!!!! #GoJaysGo

While I understand the policy of ejecting a fan who throws something onto the field, there should obviously be an exception when it's the other team's home run ball www.tsn.ca/mlb/article/...

So, by that argument, Canada could just strike American ships suspected of smuggling guns or drugs into Canada? That'd be ok?

I don't think that's how it works. www.blogto.com/sports_play/...

A SPRINGER DINGER!!!!!

Vladdy's picked a good time to get hot. #GoJaysGo

These strikes are illegal for about 7 reasons: 1. Not self-defense 2. No (or any) Congressional authorization 3. No evidence of criminal wrongdoing 4. Occurred in int'l waters 5. No open state of hostilities 6. Criminal groups are not terrorists legally 7. No id on people killed or group targeted

I'm not sure "we're live on Sportsnet" means much to these guys. #GoJaysGo 🍾

TWELVE TIMES?! No wonder Ford wants to stop cities from easily enforcing speed limits. globalnews-ca.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/globalne...

This makes me feel crazy. Being aware of the speed limit is like step 1 for driving! "Stealing is illegal, sure, but how are people supposed to know which stores they can steal from without getting caught if the camera ones don't have giant 'NO STEALING' signs??" www.thestar.com/news/gta/20-...

In order to convince the "law and order" premier to allow enforcement of the law, cities are promising to go easy on lawbreakers and give them a weeklong all-you-can-break pass? OK. www.thestar.com/news/gta/20-...

Well that was an entertaining game.

A couple of notes on this @acoyne.bsky.social column. First, speeding is an absolute liability offence. Intention/explanations aren't relevant. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

What's the conservative media version of the TACO trade?

What is Ford talking about? Does he think the feds are trying to push a constitutional amendment through Parliament? www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

I can't even tell if these are real anymore

It worked out so well for Rupert Murdoch when he bought MySpace, so this should be fine.

I've emailed/called the Premier's office and the Minister of Transportation. They keep track of public response, so it's worth a shot.

If we had a competent opposition there would already be YouTube ads screaming "Doug Ford wants YOU to pay and criminals to GET OFF"

So now taxpayers will have to pay for traffic safety measures, rather than having law-breakers foot the bill through fines. How is that good for taxpayers? www.cp24.com/local/toront...

Imagine being so delicate that you turn having to walk up a flight of stairs into an international incident.

If Ford prohibits speed cameras outside schools, I really hope the city responds appropriately. Widenen sidewalks, raise crosswalks, remove driving lanes, and replace asphalt with the bumpiest cobblestone imaginable.