Sick again cause I went to a fucking museum on my birthday and a million kids happened to be on a field trip to that same museum lmao

Looking for a car on Craigslist, this is probably the funniest description I've ever read lmao

Today is my birthday! I'm officially 18 now, which is fucking insane. I feel like it was only yesterday when I was 17. (My DMs are closed, don't even try bitches)

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

I'm an idiot! That's not what a Lego looks like on the inside anyway, I fixed it kinda. Might share later lmao.

Made a Lego in Onshape, does anyone know how to make the inner circular shells larger, it doesn't look like another Lego would be able to fit snugly inside.

Happy mother's Day!

Every time I see that Trump is trending I excitedly click on it hoping it's his death that's trending.

The Odyessy trailer was so disappointing. I'll still watch it in hopes that the actual thing is better, but Jesus Christ they could've written the dialogue better. "Dad", "daddy", "bastard", "let's go". It's too fucking modern.

Learned the hard way that lemon and ginger tea is a natural laxative.

Can you imagine if Hitler was alive today and had access to AI? He'd post AI pictures of himself depicted as Jesus, he'd make an AI video of himself dumping literal shit on citizen protesting citizens, and he'd absolutely compare black people to gorillas in an AI video.

I don't know how many of you are on the cooking side of YT but Elcook needs our help, I'm unable to donate but I can spread the word. Help share this or donate! FUCK CANCER! gofund.me/259fca0ff

I blocked a number so I would stop getting scam texts, mf tell me why I started getting notifications of the app letting me know that their messages are blocked everytime they try to text me. I had to turn off notifications for that. I blocked cause I don't want notifications in the first place.

Hi Friends, here’s what happened. This past weekend in Cleveland I worked on a new set Friday and Saturday that really came together nicely… but then the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 👀 So on Sunday I wrote a whole new hour. It’s live premieres at 9pm Eastern.

Tell Congress: Pass the bill to create an independent 25th Amendment Commission. Trump is unfit and dangerous — we need a legal mechanism to remove him. This is how we protect the country.

My dad wonders why I don't want to come out to the rest of our family while he tells me about his lesbian cousin who was shunned from the family. I don't want to be shunned.

Today is Confederate Memorial Day, make sure to shit on the confederates who died and the ones still in the government.

At my grandpa's memorial today, someone was taking out their trash during one of the speeches, the dumpster lid fell right on top of the guy it was so fucking funny. My mom and I saw it and we were laughing, luckily it was a funny story being told. Goddamn it was great.

I don't know how many of you are on the cooking side of YT but Elcook needs our help, I'm unable to donate but I can spread the word. Help share this or donate! FUCK CANCER! gofund.me/259fca0ff

It's a miracle, it's mid-day in the United States and the top five on this app isn't politics related! Holy shit!

If FLORIDA of all places is launching an investigation, you KNOW it's bad.

If anyone needs anymore proof that ChatGPT or any AI chat bullshit shouldn't be used for anything: youtu.be/7ELO0UHuSjw?...

Got money for wars but can't feed the poor. Tupac's songs HIT

It's so funny cause while the US is asleep, the trending things in the search area are all to do with sports or entertainment. But as soon as the US wakes up, it's all politics and shit. Everything goes to shit when we wake up.

It's so funny cause while the US is asleep, the trending things in the search area are all to do with sports or entertainment. But as soon as the US wakes up, it's all politics and shit. Everything goes to shit when we wake up.

Pope Leo:

If y'all ever want a workout that has your legs and core shaking that isn't sex or a good wank, give your dog a bath in a bathtub without a detachable showerhead, while they're trying to jump out the entire time. Works like a charm, I need a nap.

The President of the United States is a piece of shit. There aren't words horrible enough to describe him and his actions.

I get my news from left and right sources. I see enough to know that some people want things, while the rest of us *need* things. And in the world we live in, the powerful people's wants are more valuable than the average person's needs. That's so backwards and horrible.

Found a podcast about Environmental Science and Engineering, something I'm very interested in and will likely go to college for. Check their "about" menu... They openly admit to using AI like ChatGPT... For a podcast about Environmental Science....

#Artemis II - Mission Complete! 🚀🌕🌍 Welcome Home Orion Crew! All four astronauts have now been extracted from the Orion Spacecraft

Congratulations to the Artemis II crew! I was watching the entire splashdown and I was very happy to see that they made it home safely. Their journey was such a huge achievement in human history and I hope the data from this mission allows many more.

I hope Artemis II has a safe re-entry and splashdown today! I will be watching the whole thing tonight, godspeed.

I've engaged with too many political posts, now that's all I see. Bluesky is super depressing for me rn.

THERE IS NO LGB WITHOUT THE T.

I think it's time that we should get to "Talkin' About A Revolution" this sitch.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

I saw that the Artemis II crew wanted to name a crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife live. It was such a beautiful moment, I watched it with my dad. We both heard the heartbreak in that man's voice, I sincerely hope that crater gets named Carroll Crater.

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

In a YouTube comment I wrote that everyone should have the right to enjoy their gender. The amount of transphobia in the reply section is astounding but this one might take the cake. A close second might be someone else comparing gender-affirming care to a child drinking bleach.

There’s already a date onboard for a general strike May 1st, National Strike No work, no school, no shopping www.commondreams.org/news/no-king...

I'm being so careful today

March 31st is Trans Day of Visibility. 🏳️‍⚧️ We are dedicated to building a world where trans and non-binary people can flourish, grow old, and be their authentic selves without fear.

I'm so sick I don't even remember writing this tbh

I was googling something when I suddenly stopped in my tracks:

I woke up with a sore throat this morning. Strep has been the bane of my life for as long as I can remember. FUCK STREP!!

Trump is a cunt That’s my post.