defensive installation effective ranges of BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD, 1996.

#ECUGER youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo?...

Me when I did an 80+ hour week last week, didn’t get home til gone 10 Sunday night and can’t sleep cos it’s too hot I will chew bubblegum today and kick ass tomorrow

everyone's always going on about the "british productivity crisis" but producing 7 PMs in a decade isn't half bad

Today we had to say goodbye to Minnie. She wasn’t my cat but I was definitely one of her humans. She was 21. She made way more noise than she looked capable of, played with her favourite bouncy ball even at 19, and never found an unsittable lap. Very cheeky but definitely a kind and wise old soul.

You’d think this was Infantino’s team

This one was pretty good though

Would be crazy if FIFA were going to profit directly from fans who’ve had visas revoked reselling their tickets

God I love #Sevens

Peter O’Mahoney living his best life tending his garden is one of the best things on the internet right now and if you haven’t seen it you really should www.instagram.com/reel/DY7BBe3...

🌞 Hot Weather Reminder 🌞 If you're taking antidepressants or antipsychotics, your body might struggle to regulate heat. Stay cool, drink water, find shade 🌳 #Summer #Weather

I can’t bear most bubbles on here tbh. They are usually preferable to literal fascists and bots though

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I just lost and now you lose too

I found these bark beetle hieroglyphs on this piece of ash I’m working on and I’d argue it counts

logging on

Firecrests seen in my entire life before today - 0 Firecrests seen today - 1 Firecrests that fucked off before I could get my phone out - also 1

Missing Eurovision cos of Israel and I’m hearing that Moldova is finally getting recognition for their annual banger 😔

MAEDAAAAAA

Bought some oregano and got a free ladybird

Pea sized hailstones in mid fucking May

Had storm damage so I rang the insurance company who rang a contractor who rang a roofer who rang a scaffolder who won’t take the scaffold down because he hasn’t been paid by the roofer who hasn’t been paid by the contractor who hasn’t been paid by the insurance company who have had my excess

Hantavirus playing on easy mode infecting small remote islands first

Ceci n'est pas une golden calf.

Top looks better to me. Everything is easier to read and understand for a video game.

tfw I tell everyone to vote for the opposition and lose my seat

One of my lewisias didn’t survive all the rain but the other one is doing really well #bloomscrolling

BBC has a prominent Reform figure positioned as a co host and literally sat at Kuenssberg’s right hand. Incredible

I made a toxic thing.

The three best flavours: 1. Watermelon 2. Blue 3. Pizza

Just seen a classic GT40 in fucking Nelson

Not sure if sending voice notes to each other which you listen to on speaker in public is a good or necessary substitute for phone calls tbh

I’d say I’m surprised about the amount of Reform voting hippies I’ve met but actually, I’m not

Mad props to DPD for delivering the wrong parcel, then saying it was the printing company’s fault for sending me a box of industrial batteries/the battery company’s fault for swapping the labels (???) and then asking me if I was having fun when I asked where my business cards were

First sweet william of the year #bloomscrolling

Plants looker afterer

I can see another hill fire burning down the valley. That’s the third I’ve seen in a week and it’s only April.

LET ME PLUG MY COMPUTER IN!!!!!!!!! LET ME!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newport County omg

Paying people to open Pokemon cards for you on stream is possibly the weirdest thing I’ve seen on the internet. And I do not say that lightly

Yes

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I’ve worked for the Home Office processing visa overstays and I was told to reject every claim about safety issues because “human rights are not your concern”. The system is unfair by design. I couldn’t give a single fuck if some people are lying.