bartender’s pissed

Please let me know when we find one because everyone calling me an influencer is driving me nuts

She especially loves it when I have guests over for dinner

any time I am working is time I’m not paying attention to her and that is unacceptable

in times of political turmoil my political creator friends will crank out content like there’s no tomorrow, I on the other hand get analysis paralysis and a 🤏bit of the ol despair and can’t make any videos. This can NOT be good for my brand. Anyway here’s my cat

Life when you’re a cat going to the vet in a walkable city

Hey Victoria! Mark your calendars! I’m heading your way on January 6 for the first stop of the All Out for Avi tour. Join me and local musicians for some good fun and conversation about a vision for an NDP that works for our future. RSVP: https://avilewis.link/victoria #cdnpoli #bcpoli #NDP

question for Vancouverites! 👇🙂 is today everybody’s first day on earth? Is it a severance situation? Perhaps a 50 first dates situation but for an entire city? Shouldn’t living in a big city give you more spatial awareness/awareness of others?Do you want me to tell you where you are? Let me know!

I made this video and I think it’s good: why "things to do instead of doomscrolling" never works youtu.be/7mI6nm8QlQo

Where she go

Dinner is served

you’re in her DMs. I’m in her DMs. We are in a group chat

me watching pluribus: oh this is a clear allegory for individualism vs collectivism Everyone else, apparently: omg its like if ChatGPT was everybody

not a fan

I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices

the real psy-op is that they don’t sell leafy greens in “just gonna put this on some sandwiches” quantities

RT

sometimes I hear about these complex BDSM scenes and realize it’s not even about getting off, these kinksters just yearn for improv

baja blast would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

You’re in her DMs I’m at her house putting her cat in air jail

oh also i made a video www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUQj...

i know the internet is going downhill because "brainrot" is the new "shitpost," except we all know the shitpost was made with a rudimentary understanding of photoshop by some 20 year old in his parents' basement, whereas the "brainrot" is created by unscrupulous grifters and AI

recession indicator is people calling it "brainrot" instead of the time-honored "shitpost"

I pay her in worms

Me the second weed got legalized for some reason

This is the quality content you can expect from my YouTube channel

at the function smoking that legal government weed, getting scared and going nonverbal

smoking on absolutely nothing because ever since it got legalized it's too strong now

i'm with your girl smokin that shit from both ends lady-and-the-tramp style

David graeb’er? Hed probably rather expropriate, democratize, and redistribute ‘er

i think in canada we should all start calling our (free) birth control Jagmeet. "are u on the jagmeet?" "i gotta go to the pharmacy to pick up some jagmeet" "you know my girl carry jagmeet."

smokin right at hte top of the slippery slope getting zooted off on the myth of the tragedy of the commons absolutely faded off sunk cost fallacy

instead of annoying the group chat with my one-liners they're getting posted here now

Smokin on the shit that makes you socially liberal but fiscally conservative

buying $0.05 in scammy carbon offsets so i can smoke on that shit guilt free

Smokin on mid while I drive my pickup truck full speed down the bike lane Smokin on microplastics Smokin on PFAS Rollin up the mysterious flakes coming off my teflon pan and smoking that shit

not beating the cat allegations 🧶

she's staticky

getting my reps in

soarin……flyin.,,,

In #VictoriaBC, Canada, about a thousand people showed up to #DrawTheLine against fossil fuels and hateful billionaires, and for a future where people can thrive! #yyj

This weekend, people in over 90 countries will take to the streets to #DrawTheLine against injustice, fossil fuels and the billionaires that fund them. Yes, Victoria is one of those dots on the map. #yyj

glad my friends are excited about exactly one thing and that thing is @hazelisonline.bsky.social ‘s cat

Who up walking they Blue

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get held idiot

"You workers deserve to own the company together instead of some rich guy, you do all the work!" is an easy & affirming thing you can say to any service worker. Tell them about your union, or a pro-immigration protest you went to. Plant the seeds that we're all in this together & they deserve better