May has been busy assembling furniture and is very tired.

Morning family snuggles inbetween exams with @dawnyaussie.bsky.social <3

Girlfriend had her first Eurovision yesterday so have been warm in bed this morning watching previous years performances and can't believe we missed so much not watching the 2024 show D:. Windows95man and Bambie Thug hhh youtu.be/UMq8ofCstMQ?...

Great celebration with the girls last night, and great to wake up to in the morning!

THEY ARE TRYING TO CURE MY SILLINESS!!!!! #deer 🦌

My pokemon name would be Queefatchu

Went to a furry convention over the weekend. Used 14 condoms and 4 tubes of lube and didn't have sex or get off once. :|

#deer 🦌

i should call him

It is pretty good when girlfriend is high on painkillers. There is much giggling.

Go to take a shit and taking too long on social media so girlfriend slides this under the door. :|

What if people could get scrotum smoothening procedure so balls wouldn't be wrinkly anymore

Cat is so damn dramatic

Rate my dilation station! Boobs are big enough to use as a platform for the Switch. And my very last visible stitches came out today!

I finally woke up and @dawnyaussie.bsky.social is like thank god, can you please fill up my water bottle? I've been awake and trapped like this for hours!

Almost home. Has been such a huge trip, really looking forward to our own bed, letting our kitten sleep on my lap forever, and a good sit on my own damn throne. >:0 I thought this would test our relationship, but it only brought us much closer together. Love you @dawnyaussie.bsky.social <3

Doing laundry and enjoying a... Peach Hoegaarden (which I... did not know exist and surprisingly ABSOLUTELY SLAPS) at the laundromat for our last night in Thailand.

The three most important words my partner and I ever say to eachother are, "I love you.", and "No Alarm Tomorrow." Sleep-in and cuddles are the best.

Had whole body allergic reaction. I told them last night the new catheter was burning inside of me and they didn't listen. On the way back to the hospital. It was 1000x worse before two antihistamines and steroids.

THIS IS NOT ENOUGH. FUCK IT. 7-ELEVENEMA

After an emotional day, we are having a lovely dicnic for and a movie

Played first two proper games of magic standard and got floored once, almost one once. Super keen to play more. :3

BLUESKY I AM A GENUIS. I HAVE MADE A CATHETER SOLUTION AND DISCOVERED THAT THE 28TH WAS NOT THE LAST TIME I WOULD BE ABLE TO STAND TO PEE.

Found the most lovely coffee place a short walk away. Staff are so so lovely and excited to have us <3

Mystery thai nuclear blue drink you are my LIFE and my ENERGYYYYY

My old hardasss abusive bigoted father (not anymore ofc) called myself and my girlfriend his two daughters that he is so proud of are the most important thing in the world to him last night and it is still making me cry. Happy tears though. <3

I've been eating almost nothing in hospital cos not hungry so! Thai Mcdonalds mukbang. Ham and cheese pie, pineapple pie, samurai burger, curly fries... :o

Best girlfriend ever crawling all over my blood drains to give me somewhere to nap

Hngngmhh lot of morphine but all awake... They said no more peanits... But I love satay 😢 😭

Wellp here it is. They're wheeling me in for surgery. I'm willing it that I wake up in the better timeline. <3

Found some 10 yen rainbow cheese

@dawnyaussie.bsky.social taking an extremely quick trip to Japan

middle fingies up we don't give a f🐴k <3 @kayecervin.bsky.social

Playing with a dog clicker while on discord with all of the girls for games, see them all look up from their phones at the same time. :°

To celebrate losing 30kg+ each this year, Dawn and I have made a purchase... Mama needs her fried chicken.

Saw for the first time the other day, May discovered her while she was trying to lay down in her usual spot. Looks like we have a regular visitor now! Need to work out a name for her.

@dawnyaussie.bsky.social and I had the girls over for homemade pizza and movie night. The doughs and garlic bread, sauces all turned out amazing. <3

WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND WEEKEND

Yoshi-p really said

Doomscrolling gone from apocalyptic peril to “I may have eaten too many peas” after moving to Bsky

99 days until surgery today! Finally in the two digits. Starting to plan smaller details and looks like we might book a hotel on the river with a wooden bathtub on the balcony to go with a nice fine dining dinner for our first night in Bangkok!

@helldivers2.bsky.social We tried playing again over the last two nights, a lot of us... The game is just not fun anymore. Only frustrating gamebreaking bugs, poor balance and patrols appearing out of nowhere with no chance to defend yourself. I think this is our last weekend we plan for the game :(

Going through and migrating over people I follow on twitter to here. <3

I'll be giving away a headshot when I reach 1000 followers on here! To enter: 1. Repost 2. Comment with ref 3. Most importantly - FOLLOW 🩷 This giveaway will be for people who follow me here on bluesky only!