When I read this my first reaction was “why is he so focused on the burger“ but since reading it i have not been able to stop thinking about the burger, what it represents, etc

Project 2025

I was able to figure out why the NYT considered this news very easily by typing the speakers name into the Jeffrey Epstein email database

We Didn’t Start The Fire is spiritually Country Music

(Looking at the analytics page for my new YouTube guitar thing) actually 470 is a big number you guys

Panorama of Hell rules, man

New, better answer: I’m forcing Hideo Kojima to make a game based on Panorama of Hell

Gonna be really fucking weird when these guys stick around Space Force style

how close is being a rook in marathon to playing metal gear solid v

Once again striking how much all these debates are like debates about foreign policy or whatever are exactly like the debates people have inside families with an abusive father

I blast metal out of my car to make people around me feel worse, we are not the same

Yknow now that i think about “I’m the most powerful person who ever lived, right?” Is 100% a question you only ask if you believe you will be dying very soon

Obvious answer: Left Hand Of Darkness w/ Qud boys at the helm Bespoke answer: Bridge to Terabithia, w/ Qud boys at the helm

Counterpoint: maybe every song should have a feature, even like new age stuff or Guided By Voices

why oh why did all those Krushers and Kremlings do this to me

Girl if he’s railing you and he’s thinking about some stupid field or canyon he ain’t choosin Texas, HE GAY

I don’t know what “two-stepping is“ so when the chorus to choosin Texas comes around I imagine a cowboy sort of marching/hopping around a bar while a beautiful woman shakes her head and sighs deeply

Choosin Texas is about a woman in love with a Dalton Wilcox style cowboy poet who digs holes in the ground to fuck, you can understand why a guy like that would gravitate towards desert conditions

No, Aaron. I get you’re in a tough spot, but I cannot permit you to run from this.

The Larger Number Of Strokes Than Before

Palestinian Chuck Schumer probably the grossest Trumpism tbh. Republicans should engage in self-harm lol (its a joke, there’s lol on the end)

This one is called “Curly Q’s” and it’s not anything high concept, just loops over each other til it sounds bad. Going to try and get enough junk to make daily uploads together at some point today

It’s Numb/Encore from Jay Z and Linkin Park - collision course

The idea here is that only the first two parts of this, the chords and the initial melody, are the “Employment Prayer,” and that the third part is my unique contribution to it. You’re meant to write and play your own accompaniment and mix and match among yourselves, like Warioware

i feel like a 5th panel of a mushroom cloud would rly improve this frankly confusing and disorienting comic strip

a little guitar thing I’ve come to call “Employment Prayer”

Day drinking fucking rules

Srsly tho why is Michael Showalter in Signs, how did that happen

Osty is woke

There was going to be a ? event in the slay the spire 2 where you could refuse to give up your seat on a bus for a pregnant woman but wokeness took that away from us

It is kind of funny to imagine Slay The Spire 2 being extremely misogynist until Anita gets involved. Giant tits on all the monsters and robots, Ironclad calls The Doormaker a bitch, they never un-nerfed prepared, etc

dog of note: the dog from the "tokyo zombie" manga

Idk what I did wrong but at least it scans

Someone who works at bluesky and is really into the Great Gatsby is scowling and putting something with “so we beat on“ written on it into a drawer rn

I did not previously know that the head of trust and safety was caught liking porn on his official account

Holy shit they’re actually trying “Kash Patel would download a car”

I am donkey kong, I carr-y the fuhlaaaame

Mentally, I am here. Have been, to be totally honest

idk about all y’all’s but I still think about/listen to that ai wrestling what what what whatWHATWHATWHATWHATmmmmhmhmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmhmhmrrrrrrm thing

There’s lots of weird evil guys in the admin but RFK srsly may be trying to summon Pazuzu or something of that nature

Posting your own “custom ai prompt” is bizarre but posting several paragraphs of weird bullshit you’d like everyone to consider before speaking to you in order to make sure they don’t tell you bad things and only tell you good things would be a pretty good bit on here

Mullet Madjack

I believe in the bop gun

Raise my blade to block the slash but instead of grabbing my usual I draw the Baleful Khopesh of The Unknown Pharoah, whose clanging tones melt flesh ark of the covenant style

Good bit

Don’t stop at journalists

…are you allowed to just be The Texas Chainsaw Massacre here? that feels like the very very obvious answer idk

Shooting my arch rival but accidentally grabbing The Joke Of God (fires immortality bullets) instead of my normal sidearm

boy it sure does feel like everyone’s sorta losing their damn mind at once lately huh