I think I’m the broken one.

anyone else exhausted from all the constant trauma

Look at this

good morning fags

Begging and pleading to not have a New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 birthday this year

i don’t kiss boys. boys kiss me. i just happened to let them. who doesn’t want a kiss? i’m not gonna say no.

When you’re drunk af and someone tells you that you're drunk

its me c:

I’ve officially had it with people not giving Space Laces the respect that he deserves as one of the best in the scene

ruins my mood when i say "girl" to a guy and he says "i'm not a girl" like damn babygirl relax

Idk if I’m out of my trauma response yet but I’ll attempt to post more

Honestly I think we’re so obsessive about the Taylor’s Version albums and all the easter eggs because we’re just chasing the high of waiting for Homestuck upd8s

In need of a festival, a drink, and $20k cash please

good morning to oscar isaac as victor frankenstein only

Fuck everyone who’s asking if I’m on Bluesky now when I was tryna get you bitches on here like 4 months ago

Red wine and cocaine is such a sexy combination

Me when my husband gets me a project car vs me when my husband tells me that I have to wake up at 8am on a Saturday to go learn how to change a heater core (I have to remove the dash to get to it)

I made this meme in response to the Tomorrowland lineup like 4 years ago and it’s unfortunately still relevant

Quite literally fuck everything, but Thunderdome is in a month so it’s fine 😌

i am never drinking again

you know, we use a lot of alien imagery in dubstep but have we ever stopped to think if aliens would even like dubstep

I just want all the men who are following the Luigi Mangione case to know that this is what your girlfriends feel like trying to decipher when Reputation TV is dropping

I know Nintendo’s PR team is scrambling rn

no on: me: i like my sootcase

“Seattle is just a cesspool now!” Also Seattle:

IM SAD! IM SAD! IM SAD!

As a society we moved on too quickly from Joyride by Kesha

We’re fostering this puppy rn and I’m about to foster fail so bad

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

I hate Thanksgiving bc I feel like it’s the only major holiday where it’s truly unacceptable to bring out a bag

No longer locking in I should just be locked away

can i bounce on it (as a friend)

Just so y’all know if you’ve been sleeping on @vastive.bsky.social you’re missing out bc the b2b with rzrkt tonight was absolutely insane 😩😩😩 A+ energy

Who’s at Jessica Audiffred tonight in Seattle pls come say hi

The horrors persist but so do I

Godbless this plumping lipgloss for making it look like I have fresh filler lips (I’m shidding here)

Engagement mining

Idk how to describe it but this is my mood today

me and all my homies hate elongated muskrat

Shitting somewhere without a squatty potty is the deepest and worst layer of hell

not gwn dropping a seattle show during my birthday week when i don’t even have my thunderdome tickets yet

Pls the way my opposition defiance kicks in when I see “reskeet this” only bc it’s called a skeet LMAOOO

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

PLS I started decorating for the holidays and my husband goes “Careful, the amount of pillows you have on the couch is looking very hetero. You might have to rethink your pronouns” 😭😭😭

Riddim heals the soul

Fucked up & made myself a latte at 10pm bc I wanted to test my new espresso machine 😭