George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life? #TwentyfiveFortyseven

We did not weather nigh two decades of “lazy millennials are destroying every single industry” to turn around and do this to Gen Z!!!

Going to Chappell Roan last night was the fucking best omg I loved it. It was magic.

If 2001 A Space Odyssey was really so good why'd they never make 2000 A Space Iliad?

High School Musical is art, actually

this is why im being left behind in the rapture today. too much ska. i will not repent tho

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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Every time people chase the idea of “preventing” autism, what they’re really saying is that autistic lives are worth erasing. Bullshit. We don’t need fewer autistic people. We need a better world for every kind of brain and body.

Ever read a book where the main character is so painfully you from a few years ago? It kinda hurts but it's therapeutic and I love it. If it wasn't already, Our Simulated Selves by Nikki Null would have cracked my egg to pieces. 🌈📚💙

Man, I hope they're right about this rapture business. It'll be amazing for the housing market and will get a lot of good people off the streets.

The Hork-Bajir Chronicles audiobook has Esplin-9466's parts being read by a woman. It made me forget that was Visser 3 and that maybe we had a lesbian Yeerk. Damn.

OH MY FUCK we go straight from the David trilogy into The Hork Bajir Chronicles? KATHERIIIIIIIIIIIIINE 😭😭😭 🌈📚💙

My heart aches. This is such a tragedy. The greatest failure of the Animorphs. It hurts so hard every time. Rachel's story hurt me especially this time. 🌈📚💙

Tony made a video about his experience running with the umamusume horse girls with me! Theres a Romi cameo!! Check it out :3 youtu.be/XoSdeVXZMO8

Minion spotted in Nintendo Direct. Hell yeah.

SUPER MARIO GALAXY AAAAAAAAH

I think my dream Game Changer or maybe even Make Some Noise line up would be Sarah Schneider, Streeter Seidell, and Jeff Rubin. But I know none of them are really on camera people anymore so 🤷‍♂️ A girl can dream

Starting the David trilogy on my Animorphs reread. Oh boy 🫡 🌈📚💙

Gachiakuta fucking rules. God, I adore trash.

I think Proto Zoa should do the Super Bowl next year.

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AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it

Just started reading Gachiakuta and I swear to God if Riyo ends up in a romantic relationship with a man I'm going to rage lmao this girl is gay as hell

I have GOT to stop finishing sappy audiobooks in the checkout line at petsmart lmfao. It's a fuckin struggle to keep my composure 😭😂 It's a real "I'd have two nickels" situation 🌈📚💙

HOOPLAAAAAA!!! 😡😡😡 What do you mean I can only borrow ten books a month!? What do you mean I have to wait until September for more Animorphs?! Ugggggh 😭😭😭 Jakey needs her fix god damn it. These books are my maple and ginger instant oatmeal lmao. 🌈📚💙

Zenon 1 said fuck CEOs Zenon 2 said fuck the military Zenon 3 said fuck colonizers And my parents wondered how I ended up like this?

ZENON THE ZEQUEL PREICTED THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS?!? Okay sure, they said it would be happening in 2006 but like still

"Hi Rachael" I said, with a human voice 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Fuck man these are so good aaaaaaaagh 🌈📚💙

Rewatched Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century with my bestie @iappreci8urbutt.bsky.social and oh my God it is still just so fantastic. It was my favorite dcom as a kid for a reason. I wanted to *BE* Zenon lmao.

AH SHIT AND IT'S IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY A TOBIAS BOOK AH HELL OH MY HEART 🌈📚💙

Listening through all the Animorphs books and... Fuck, yall. The ending of The Andalite Chronicles always kills me 😭😭😭 I love these books 🌈📚💙

Without getting into spoilers for a 50+ year old manga, fuck dude the Kamen Rider manga is darker than I was expecting. 🌈📚💙

Just finished the newest Cosmere novel, Isles Of The Emberdark. Fuuuuck I need a sequel asap. 🩵🩵

I'm ruined. I can't stop.

So I started rewatching Smallville from season 1 and I never really considered their age. But I was today. Why is 21 year old Lex so obsessively desperate for approval and attention from 14 year old Clark? Like no wonder Pa Kent absolutely hates him. He's actually being way too lax about this.

I finally played Balatro and got about 30 minutes in. Holy shit, I get it. Yall were right. This could destroy me.

Woody Giessmann was a founding member of one of Wichita's first punk rock bands, The Embarrassment. He has a new book called “A Life of Recovery: Breaking The Chains of Addiction.” On “Wichita’s Early Edition,” Jedd Beaudoin talks with Giessmann. www.kmuw.org/podcast/wich...

Anti-Trump AI gen images are still AI gen images. If you are using evil shit to ridicule evil shit, it's still evil shit.

Kamen Rider 1971 loves using reversed footage for effects and I absolutely adore it for that

It's time for the final week of the Final Fantasy Sealed League! Come see the final iterations of everyone's decks and find out just how many Crystals we have pulled total. moonshot.mov

Me: "Awh man, Allison Mack. I always really loved Chloe. Wonder what she's up to these days, don't feel like I've seen this actress much." Wikipedia:

Watching Smallville again because I'm in a mood and lmfao Lex being bald due to getting blown up by a meteor as a kid is always gonna be funny to me

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images

I have never gone to see a movie in theaters twice but fuck dude I kinda wanna go see Superman again. It was so good.

Watching Shin Kamen Rider and I was not expecting the gore. Not overly surprised, given the tone of Anno's other Shin movies and you know because it's Anno. But seeing him punch a fountain of blood out of some random goon within the first minute did kinda catch me off guard lmao.