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mannequin room romance

if i have to hear the word "puffery" one more time i may simply explode

Mentally reciting the entirety of Dracula Flow as a litany of self-confidence

Drawn in Chicken Smoothie's Oekaki ^_^

I think it’s so awesome that my friends have ideas and dreams and fantasies and fetishes and messages they want to put out into the world. And then they do that!

Credit score dropped precipitously by 18 points because i. got my car fixed for 300 dollars. and am using the store credit card. with previously no balance. What the hell is the point of a credit card if you dont want me to fucking use it. Why do we put so much stock in this fake ass number

Bruh

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

Seeing the coupon machine at publix was a recession indicator and I should have clocked that immediately but no I was instead reminiscing about my past. Fool's trick

Pixel commission for 2D-Pocky on TH of their character Stuffy, which I also designed! ✨ #furryart #pixelart #myart #sparkledog

It's fucked up how that bitch from dune was right about fear being the mind killer. I must stay silly no matter what even if it kills me

It's getting dark... Let's stick together. #deltarune

They hired me to look at u

work software requires windows to function so on my linux install i have a virtual machine running windows with like almost no ram just so i can use it. my sick animal living in my computer

angel on ur shoulder

SEA DEVIL 🌊

you know ive been wondering lately why ive had such a hard time getting work done and not only am i going through The Trials but also boss. the fascism. Surely these have no noticeable effect on my physical, mental, and emotional state

Friendship ended with threaded jewelry now threadless is my best friend

What a luxury to be on T for so long that some ancient vial I found expired

The wizard will now install your software

Breeze

oh btw. in belated honor of boston winning here's this again

Fuckkkkkk i really want to watch a good bassline. I need to feel the splits in my soul i cant take this shit no more

oh yeah heres some sillys i made for eddie and val

Party city pronounced like hydrocity

eating some yogurt #myyogurt

im starting to be bombarded by prompts on my computer to upgrade to windows 11 as if my lifes goal is to have my whole system infested with useless ai tech. in other words winaero tweaker my absolute goat i love you forever

Renobee fanart blast because I keep forgetting to post them elsewhere la la la

it appears the upper and lower limit of the brothers cock is three

Genuinely i feel like the trend of making Protein Everything is the new ultra-fat-free everything from the late 2000s/early 2010s. Why does my coffee need to have protein in it

My car reached 66666 miles and so for exactly one mile it was possessed by Ultra Demons And Devils

why does putting my headset on make it feel like im doing work. im not even listening to music

What level of anxiety-induced need for control is "Rearranging my phone screen icons in rainbow order"

Level 5 "Shaved my beard way too fucking short" event occured. it will grow back but come on

Why do they call it oven when you ov in the raw food and of out the cooked food

At any rate does anyone know what domains to block so that I can make a firewall rule to block minecraft telemetry or am I just fucked

sometimes i fall into fits of I Do Not Want To Be Perceived By Megacorporations and make sure i have all the tracking data i know about turned off and i feel soooo tinfoil hat about it because the vast majority of people seem to not care.

i never understood the hype about coffee in the mornings until a couple days ago when i had to wake up early and i just wanted some. they werent lying it does stave off the tired. the antisocial aspects of coffee in the morning though i could do without

It appears part of my 20s will consist of drinking the most foul beverages available at gas stations

Huh why are my hands shaking so bad <== Has only drank caffeinated beverages and hasnt eaten anything yet today even though hes been up for 8 hours. Anyway I am now fixing that

Participating in underconsumption trends by simply being too broke to buy anything

Bouncing back and forth between multiple interests means that I go through phases anyway I want to make more cpm models Soon. This is a threat

Boston PLEASE do not fumble i need all my friends to Win

whenever i ask my friends to beat me with hammers if I fail to perform or complete a task, i imagine a ring of hammers materializes around me sword of damocles-style

Why do all of my skills have to be minecraft-based. why couldn't my interest have been something more practical like fixing cars or some shit. i cant put the damn blocks game on my resume

I wish that someday someone makes a better way to do custom entity animations that doesn't involve functions. Give me key frames give me a timeline Please ive never asked before

Calling the neurologist's office and they know me by name and I'm not even the patient. I fear im becoming That Bitch

Serve cunt first, ask questions later

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle