Birthday~ 🐌🎉🎈🎂

Watching you scale to the top of my finger, only for me to bring my thumb on top of you and slide you back down to my palm to do it again. It's good to keep my tinies active~ 🐌✨️

Help I'm a snail But I'm HUGE What do we do? 🏢🐌🏢

Hope you all have a super awesome new year~ 🐌✨️💛🍾🥂

What if I was this huge, chill, jungle gym of a snail guy that you could come hang out with and climb all over? That's what I always aim to be for you little flakes 😊 My body is your playground 💛 🐌✨️

I just want to spend the day rubbing and massaging you into my sole with my thumbs. You'll make the cutest little squeaks~ Just imagine the squishy softness that awaits you. 🐌👣✨️

Merry Christmas proper y'all! Looks like @abbottabsol.bsky.social and I were actually able to make it back on time to celebrate!!! Now just point me in the right direction and we can get the festivities going!!!

Snail just wants to wish you all a very Merry Christmas!!! I hope you're all able to enjoy it with your friends and family in the most cozy way!!! Love you all! 🐌🎄🫂✨️☃️❄️

I'm just a cute little guy you admire crawling on your finger. Slowly going along and making it feel all tingly. 😊🐌 Oh? It looks like I'm getting bigger you say? If you'd notice your surroundings... I'd say it's you that's getting smaller! You're going to look so cute squirming on my finger now~

Me inhaling and then blowing away an entire city because I rested my head near it and started snoring. I guess they should change the saying to... I snooze YOU lose. Heheh~ *falls back asleep* 🐌💤

Snail vore 🐌🫵👅

I offer my large self for you to snug with. Which part of me do you want to climb up and squeeze/snug into? Any answers welcome 🐌😉😊✨️

So many ways To give you a squeeze~ 🐌💛

I can scrunch and flex my toes to squeeze all you teeny folks between my sole wrinkles! I wonder how many nano societies I could "hug" this way that are living on me down there? 🐌✨️

Had a rough start of your week? Climb up and sink into a huge comfy snail sole. Let all your cares melt away 😊 🐌💛

When you see this... Do you imagine... -Me impossibly large. -You impossibly small. -Or you just same size laying on the floor? -Maybe some other thought? Tell me how you see it. 😊 (Better do it soon cuz this foots coming down either way~) 🐌👣

Hey you! Cmere! Come get a hug! Come get a snug! Come get some squeezes! Or whatever you pleases! Big snail loves you all! 🐌💛💛💛💛💛 (Original sketch by ✨️Tsubaki✨️)

☆THWAM THOOM☆ Sup? Don't mind me... Just parking my massive snaily steamrollers in your city. Love watching you little flakes go about your daily routines 😊💛 Totally not thinking about how many thousands of you I could easily squeeze at once between these mountainous soles of mine~ 🐌👣✨️

Something tells me you're going to get squeezed by a massive pair of snail soles today. 😉

I'm a snail And I'm huge Wanna be my bug? 🫵🐌

Remember Snail loves you and he's gonna squeeze you 🐌🫂

Your view moments before I thoroughly knead you between my massively doughy and super squishy soles. You're gonna get pressed so good~ 🐌👣💛 (Clean and lightly slimey versions for whichever your preference is) (Art by the lovely linktr.ee/dragotrashcan 😊😊😊)

I'm wuv u I kissy u Mmmmwah~

Come lay down in front of the couch and I'll rest my feet on your face while I watch a movie. (Because your view might be a bit obscured, ha ha) And if your nose or tongue get curious, no worries... That's encouraged! 🐌👣✨️

Casually talking to the tinies stuck in my sole about the nice walk I just took. Telling them about how this is their new home and what's in store for their new way of life. I love how such good listeners they are! (Mostly because some of them are stuck super deep and face first) New pets! 🫵🐌💛👣

Pretty tough to argue that you're enjoying this with my toe pressed firmly into your face~ Go ahead and continue to try and say otherwise, your muffled squeaks are just too adorable~ 🐌👣💛

If you come back from vacation to find that your neighborhood is now a two-toed shaped footprint crater... Well uh... it must be the work of those local hooligans up to their tricks again! Yeah that's it. I really would just stop going on vacation. You're basically asking for this to happen. 😅

Now that you're bug sized... How about you squish for me~? 🐌👣💛

I can surround you between massive squishy soles until you feel better. Stay as long as you need. I care about you. 🐌🫂💛✨️✨️✨️

The Thanksgiving Snurkey has been going around and may gobble-gobble you up! Love you guys! Hope you all had an awesome Thanksgiving!!! 🐌💛 🦃✨️✨️✨️

Happy Thanksgiving to all you wonderful folks here!!! Hope all of you that celebrate it are able to have enjoyable times with friends and loved ones!!! 🐌💛💛💛💛 🦃🦃🦃

I'm huge so I can step on you I'm huge so I can squish on you I'm huge so I can squeeze on you I'm huge so I can smoosh on you I'm huge so I can scrunch on you I'm huge so I can squash on you You are my toy and guaranteed all of this will be done to you. You have my word. 🐌💛

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Rocking my foot back and forth over your teeny body until you're pressed and stuck in their doughy softness 🐌👣

Sometimes I get so happy that I just need to DANCE ✨️✨️✨️ My apologies to all the cities that may have disappeared beneath my sick dance steps during these moments. 😅 🐌👣🏢💥

Good pets get stored right at that perfect spot under the toes so I can always clench them lovingly. 🐌🫵👣💛

*somehow crams my massive snoot into your bedroom window and does big sniffs all around to find out what you've been up to, knocking everything over and making a big mess* ☆SNIFF SNIFF SNOOOOOOF☆ Oh, nice place you got here!! 🐌💛

Sitting on you until you calm down Sitting on you until you feel better Sitting on you until you know it's going to be alright. Sitting on you until you know I'll always be here. Sitting on you because I care and think you deserve to feel good Bad day? Get pressed under snail rump. 🐌🍑✨️

What's everybody doing tonight 😊

There's something super satisfying about having a friend stuck to my sole. And it's not just because I can continue to step on them or massage them into all my creases and wrinkles all day. It's more the fact that... they're mine now~ 🐌💛

Ya know... Its been a while since I've heard your muffled squeaks from between my soles. Let's get you back where you belong~ 🐌💛

Aw~ Did you miss my big ol snaily steppers? Well they're always here! Come give em kisses until you find yourself lost in the wrinkles~ 🐌👣💛 (Original sketch by futonmania, who is always awesome!)

Seriously... How could you possibly let yourself get bullied by this thing? I don't believe it for a second 🐌✨️😉

Pinning your head beneath my toe, watching you struggle and wiggle about before bringing the rest of my foot down on you and keeping you there until it's time for bed. I treat my friends how they deserve to be treated. 🐌💛

Big ol snail feets Crumbling all the buildings And your streets Thanks for inviting me over~ 🐌💛

My foot big enough to leave a snaily toe print perfectly pressed across your face. That's how I mark my pets~ 🐌💛

Hey there! You just stay still and go squish for me, 'kay? 💛 🐌🫵👣 (✨️Sketch by Benthedragon✨️)

Would you want a tiny collar so I can leash you to my toe? 🐌🫵👣❔️

Rests my feet on your face as you dwindle away and disappear into my toe gap 🐌👣