Santa paws has been and it’s me birfday! And me friend Archie has come to celebwate wiv me! Oh what a day!!!🥳🎄🥳🎄🥳

Oreo knows all** his friends have been very good this year & Santa Paws will shower you with treats & presents! 🎄🌟🎅🎁 From our house to yours, happy & healthy Christmas wishes! ♥️💚 ** This even includes those who refuse to call him by his name. *cough* 😡 *cough* 😘

The perfect human is out there who will be a perfect match for Melia. Training costs are funded for the adopter or rescue group. A wonderful opportunity to grow and learn together. The sun will rise and set around the person who adopts Melia. Located in Hempstead, NY. Please share.

Absolutely no one should find my purchase from Target today the least bit interesting. 🥱 Oh wait. 😲 A certain not-so-happy someone might be amused &/or annoyed. BTW, Oreo says "Hey!" @isamiscreant.bsky.social 😡😘

Quick update. It’s been a long week. His incision has been draining and had a seroma on Sun when last at ED. It’s burst through the incision. It’s infected. They identified high volume of wbc and bacteria via microscope. They’re putting him under now to address. They can’t close it entirely as 1/

PAW CIRCLE NEEDED FOR THUNDER Furreinds- Thundy is back in ER & we need to sends himb & his momb some lubs! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I just spoke with Thunder's mom @maudegertrude.bsky.social . Thunder's at home, but it's been a bit bumpy. As all pet parents would guess, she's not getting a lot of sleep. She truly appreciates all the good wishes coming their way & will post when she can. Extra big hugs for Thunder & Mom! 🤗🖤🥰

Please if you can repost and help 💔

Add five more and keep it going (Cause I like you 😉) @suzieqandmum.bsky.social 🥰 @cat4d1.bsky.social 🥰 @wenz.bsky.social 🥰 @pawprintonheart.bsky.social 🥰 @isamiscreant.bsky.social 🙄😡

Thunder & Izzy's mom is always the first one to help others. So if you can, please give. Every little bit will help! 🖤🤍🥰 ** Oreo approved this message. 🐾

Please share Melia. Over 800 days in the shelter, that’s an eternity to a dog. She’s located in Hampstead, NY. #Adopt

This result would make my parents proud, but seriously? SIX profanities? 😲 Online CJ clearly is unaware of Real Life CJ. 🤬😁

Other people's results are making me curious - exactly how foul mouthed am I @profanity.accountant? 😲🫣

Happy Pretend 18th Birthday Eve-Eve to Delilah! Lilah has long been a face-palmer—her face, my palm. But over time, her snuggling has also taken the form of face-forearming and -shinning, and the rarer face-footing, -wristing, -kneeing, -elbowing. ... #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfBluesky Ex- #BodegaCat

Please repost Otis. No dog deserves to lose their life due to being stressed in a kennel environment. It’s very overwhelming for them. Fostering truly saves lives. New York.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal

Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!

Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭 If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊

No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration

Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔 A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe. Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉 Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂

This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday. She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly. To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰

Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired." I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭

You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯 That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️‍🩹

If you can help, even a little, please do. 💔🐾

We finally found it! A rare wheelchair-accessible home with ramps, a yard, and an accessible bathroom—move-in ready for me & my service dog. We just need a bit more to cover the down payment & moving costs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. 💙 www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...

Nine years ago today I offered to help a neighbor who was looking for someone to foster a puppy for a few days. Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗 He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠

My friend Puddles is standing in solidarity with her Antarctic penguin pals who are just living their lives & have no idea what a tariff is. ✊🏻🐧🖤🤍 (Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)

Wanted to thank you all for your generosity for Thundy’s “pup cup fund.” You have no idea how much you’ve touched our hearts. Attaching receipts from the past week for transparency. PayPal balance in second post. All will go towards rechecks, bandage changes, and rehab. Bonus pic below 1/

A leprechaun is a mischievous little fairy & that describes Muffin, my first furbaby, to a T. 😄 On her behalf, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to one & all! 🍀💚 (The thing Muffin hated most was anything on her head. So the green derby always makes me giggle. 🤭)

Please help if you can. #Lightning is a dog who’s NOT named Thunder and he loves swimming. If you donate I 100000% won’t give you happy faces ok? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

It's #WinnieThePoohDay! Here are a few of his wise observations - A hug is always the right size. 🤗 Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. 🫶 How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard? 🥲 I love these two the most...

This sweet young man is 9 years old today! 🎂🥳🪩🎉 Oreo's taking a birthday snoozle & kindly requests a little privacy. As one does. 😴🤭 🤫 Happy birthday to my BFF & kindest boy, Oreo! 🤫

Prince Oreo has officially declared 2025 The Year of Get Outta My Way, There's Important Stuff To Do! 👑💜 Have absolutely no idea what he means by "stuff," but I am ALL in! 🙋🏻‍♀️ Happy, healthy wishes for 2025 from us to you...🎉🥳🪩🎇🍾 #HappyNewYear2025 #DogsOfBluesky

You can’t spell Felon without Elon

This is kind of cool. If you have a long thread, you type everything into one box and it divides it up into individual posts and posts it for you. bluesky-thread-composer.pages.dev

If anyone's looking for a heartwarming show, please watch Somebody Somewhere on HBO Max. It's about family & friendships in small town Kansas & it's fantastic. Half hour eps & the series finale is Sunday night. Bridget Everett is amazing - every episode makes me laugh *and* cry! 💗

Heard this would work. So we posted our newest shirt to Twitter to see. We'll keep you posted if our account freezes. #raygun www.raygunsite.com/collections/...

Last day of the auction to benefit the mustangs and burros at 3rd Coast Sanctuary. Details in post. Thank you so very much to everyone who has donated and bid on items. www.32auctions.com/organization... 3rdcoastsanctuary.org

Here is the Bluesky starter pack directory. You can search by keyword. Please share with everyone. 🤗 blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...

Who knew that desperately wanting Mike Tyson to beat the crap out of Jake Paul would be a thing that could bring us all together? 🤷‍♀️🥊

The feature that allows you to remove your post from someone’s quote is really great. The quote post feature is one of the biggest forms of harassment on X.

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

so many ppl have left twitter they should call it ex

if u are wondering about that red pin emoji here 📌 if u find a post u want to return to u can stick a pin in it by replying with the red pin emoji then use @jaz.bsky.social's red pin feed which keeps track of your red pins

Q: What happens when you overpay for a social media platform, drive away most of your advertisers, alienate half its users, making it worth less than a third of what you paid for it within a year? A: You get put in charge of government efficiency.

You should probably get used to hearing this word a lot over the next few years.

⭐ Extremely helpful post explaining Bluesky Moderation Service, how to set thread preferences, etc. ⭐

A year ago today I had a stroke while I was sleeping.. Thankfully I woke up & acted quickly. Please save or print this image. It could be a lifesaver for you or a loved one. If you're in doubt, call 9-1-1. Time is of the essence. ❤️‍🩹

Free Covid tests are once again available via USPS & they'll start shipping next week. 📫 special.usps.com/testkits