And now is the time when I send up a wish & a prayer, as I do every year, that my neighbors do not mind extremely loud 80's music. 🐶🚫🙉🎆 We're starting off with a little ditty from AD/DC that is weirdly apropos - You Shook Me All Night Long. 🥁🎸🤘

Kids get it

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones

Please share over and over to help this sweet girl. She's only 10 months old and is in a kill shelter. Please, please, please let's get her out of this kill shelter 🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷🐾🩷

Ten years ago today a neighbor asked if I could possibly take care of a puppy for a few days. My heart was still broken after losing my BFF Muffin, but I reluctantly agreed. Then this tiny guy arrived at my door & that was it. He was Oreo & he was home. 🏡🥹💞🥰

You get me @rachelbraunigan.bsky.social. You really, really, REALLY get me. 🧘‍♀️✌️👵🥰🤭

It's April 1st & I'm no fool...I couldn't wait to flip my @theherdhouse.bsky.social calendar to see the brave boy who encouraged me to never give up, Kiefer Sutherland! 🌻💪🤗

I just saw Oreo stand on his hind legs for no reason, do his little tippy tap dance & then walk away. 😲🤯🎉 I cannot stop crying. 🙌😭🙌😭🙌😭 Please send Kleenex. Thank you. 🤧🥲🖤🤍🥰

Gladly!! 😘

Today is a most special holiday - it's #NationalOreoDay! 🎉 We all know it's really about this adorkable little white & black floofy boy. 🖤🤍🥰 But our hearts are big, so we'll celebrate the cookie too! We're nice like that. 🍪😁

Big day - Oreo had a bath! 🛁 He stands on his hind legs in the sink with his front legs on the divider. I was nervous & prepared to bail if need be. Oreo got washed top to bottom, dried off & given more chicken jerky treats than usual. Obviously! 🤭 So proud of him! 🥲🙌🎉

Apologies for being tardy to the party*** but we wanted to wish Thunder & Miss Izzy's mom @maudegertrude.bsky.social a super duper extra special great big Happy Birthday!! 🥳🪩🎂🎁🎉 She's the bestest! 🤗🥰 *** Oreo wants everyone to know he's in no way responsible. 🙄🤭

We had a follow up with the vet today & per Dr. Joel, Oreo's an all star patient! ⭐️ His back legs are getting stronger & he's moving much better. Dr. Joel knows Oreo's not a wild man, so I'll watch & see what he's comfortable with. In summation, woo hoo!!! 🙌🥰

Woke bitches winning? We love to see it. www.raygunsite.com #raygun

Finally got my act together & got a much needed Target delivery today. Thankfully Oreo is feeling more independent. (ex - I can go to the bathroom by myself again. 🤭) My order included blueberry cheesecake ice cream because of its obvious medicinal value. 🍨 Right? RIGHT?!?!?!? 😁

Since Oreo isn't allowed on the sofa right now, I put blankets down on his two favorite floor sleeping spots. He loves to spin around & make a nest, but he's been unable to do that. I got up this morning & found TWO nests!! 👀🎉🥲💜

Oreo had a mini stroke last week. 😢 His back legs are weak, but functioning. Can't run/jump so we'll work on that. Since I have personal experience, I'll coach & Al will be head cheerleader. 🐊📣 Pawsitive thoughts & good vibes are appreciated. He was there for me, I'll be there for him. 🐾💞🥰

Two days after Trump posts a racist video, he now attacks Bad Bunny: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." He adds: "There is nothing inspirational about this mess." FYI: The billboard behind Bad Bunny read: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

So proud of you Minneapolis. Heroes.

Today is Penguin Awareness Day & in case you're unaware, I absolutely L🖤VE L🤍VE L🖤VE all things penguin! 🐧😘 How can you not?!?!? 🤗🥰

Martin Luther King Day 🕊️⚖️❤️

Santa paws has been and it’s me birfday! And me friend Archie has come to celebwate wiv me! Oh what a day!!!🥳🎄🥳🎄🥳

Oreo knows all** his friends have been very good this year & Santa Paws will shower you with treats & presents! 🎄🌟🎅🎁 From our house to yours, happy & healthy Christmas wishes! ♥️💚 ** This even includes those who refuse to call him by his name. *cough* 😡 *cough* 😘

The perfect human is out there who will be a perfect match for Melia. Training costs are funded for the adopter or rescue group. A wonderful opportunity to grow and learn together. The sun will rise and set around the person who adopts Melia. Located in Hempstead, NY. Please share.

Absolutely no one should find my purchase from Target today the least bit interesting. 🥱 Oh wait. 😲 A certain not-so-happy someone might be amused &/or annoyed. BTW, Oreo says "Hey!" @isamiscreant.bsky.social 😡😘

Quick update. It’s been a long week. His incision has been draining and had a seroma on Sun when last at ED. It’s burst through the incision. It’s infected. They identified high volume of wbc and bacteria via microscope. They’re putting him under now to address. They can’t close it entirely as 1/

PAW CIRCLE NEEDED FOR THUNDER Furreinds- Thundy is back in ER & we need to sends himb & his momb some lubs! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I just spoke with Thunder's mom @maudegertrude.bsky.social . Thunder's at home, but it's been a bit bumpy. As all pet parents would guess, she's not getting a lot of sleep. She truly appreciates all the good wishes coming their way & will post when she can. Extra big hugs for Thunder & Mom! 🤗🖤🥰

Please if you can repost and help 💔

Add five more and keep it going (Cause I like you 😉) @suzieqandmum.bsky.social 🥰 @cat4d1.bsky.social 🥰 @wenz.bsky.social 🥰 @pawprintonheart.bsky.social 🥰 @isamiscreant.bsky.social 🙄😡

Thunder & Izzy's mom is always the first one to help others. So if you can, please give. Every little bit will help! 🖤🤍🥰 ** Oreo approved this message. 🐾

Please share Melia. Over 800 days in the shelter, that’s an eternity to a dog. She’s located in Hampstead, NY. #Adopt

This result would make my parents proud, but seriously? SIX profanities? 😲 Online CJ clearly is unaware of Real Life CJ. 🤬😁

Other people's results are making me curious - exactly how foul mouthed am I @profanity.accountant? 😲🫣

Happy Pretend 18th Birthday Eve-Eve to Delilah! Lilah has long been a face-palmer—her face, my palm. But over time, her snuggling has also taken the form of face-forearming and -shinning, and the rarer face-footing, -wristing, -kneeing, -elbowing. ... #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfBluesky Ex- #BodegaCat

Please repost Otis. No dog deserves to lose their life due to being stressed in a kennel environment. It’s very overwhelming for them. Fostering truly saves lives. New York.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal

Some No Kings Day 2.0 pics!

Jeff Hiller won an Emmy tonight & I bawled like a baby. 🏆😭 If you haven't watched Somebody Somewhere on HBOMax, you really should. It will give you all the feels. 😊

No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration

Is Cantaloupe Chopper Upper a job title? 🤔 A shopper inadvertently put a cantaloupe in my order. No big deal, I love cantaloupe. Then I realized I have no idea how to deal with it. Thanks to YouTube, I sliced & diced it like a pro. 🔪🎉 Please keep me in mind for your next soiree. 😂

This sweet woman is my mom & she passed away 18 years ago today. A week from today is her birthday. She was barely 5' tall but she was bigger than life. Her brand was kindness & spunk mixed with a whole lot of silly. To know her was to love her & I did. 🤗🌻🥰

Keep seeing photos of Anne Hathaway filming The Devil Wears Prada 2 in a dress described as "stain glass inspired." I'm sorry, but that dress is clearly Partridge Family Bus Inspired. 🤭

You all fully funded the $15,000 air transportation and medical care of 50+ shelter dogs in 16 MINUTES!!! 🤯 That is absolutely incredible and we are so beyond grateful. Our community never ceases to amaze us. We will keep you pupdated here ❤️‍🩹

If you can help, even a little, please do. 💔🐾

We finally found it! A rare wheelchair-accessible home with ramps, a yard, and an accessible bathroom—move-in ready for me & my service dog. We just need a bit more to cover the down payment & moving costs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance. 💙 www.gofundme.com/f/s5jcw-a-wh...

Nine years ago today I offered to help a neighbor who was looking for someone to foster a puppy for a few days. Then this guy, all 2 pounds of him, arrived at my door & that was it. 🥹💗 He was Prince Oreo & he was home. 👑💜🐶🏠

My friend Puddles is standing in solidarity with her Antarctic penguin pals who are just living their lives & have no idea what a tariff is. ✊🏻🐧🖤🤍 (Pretty sure the idiot imposer of said tariffs can't properly explain what they are or how they work either. 🙄)