Me, checking the woods after the rain: I'm sure nothing bad will happen Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened

Sense of humor, on point:

I'm about to run away to the forest for my birthday... Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun Me: really? AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir Me: you really get me 🥹

When you finish showering, are in nice fresh clothes, and your body decides to recreate a murder scene 😒

I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣

This is actually really cool

Problem is replicated on several sites, so I know it's not you, you already work hard enough

Can someone explain to me how, while living in a different hemisphere from my mom's, do I get in trouble for the airline changing her seats? (x-posted to Twitter)

Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep" It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day! Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact

"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week." This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.

It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us

"Why there's no Nahida?" Because Nahida was trapped most of the time and is a baby, she gets a pass

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!

Same for diapers!!

Dale!

Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today. “I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”

hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come

Tis the season 🎅🎄 #art #sharks

i think about this often

The latest changes on #AO3 include more preparations for internationalizing emails, overhauled Assignments pages for gift exchange participants, and improved redirects when logging in and out. Check out our release notes for full details on all changes!

I don't need more knives, I want this knife though

My biggest fear has always been an AI apocalypse, but after seeing AI I think we're safe So number 2 has been bumped, Yellowstone caldera

A la larga, no hay mucha diferencia

Chu Wanning, but he looks good in everything

This is the most beautiful, kindest soul on the novel/drama... what will happen to him won't shock you 😭

Everyone is sad, Dave

"Why aren't we asleep?" asked my brain "I did my job," replied my liver "It's fucked up down here! I'll get the hormones under control, but it's gonna be a couple of days!" my uterus shouted "I wish I was a man," said my brain "No dysphoria now," said me trying to sleep

I voted for the first time as an Argentinian citizen I already voted as an American citizen, I mail my ballot and vote early y'all I can't vote as a Welsh citizen, cause I never lived in the UK But I'm a very responsible citizen of all my nationalities 😤 Of which I have many

Tumblr said Halloween

I hate this chronic debilitating condition I have, it's terrible pain below my stomach and bleeding, and for some reason it happens every 25/28 days My sheets lost this month 😔

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

Me: can't wait until I get home Coworker C: you finished working three hours ago, you could be home now Me: yes, but who would annoy you? C: you, but from Whatsapp? Me: I prefer to do things old school *chucks paperball at him* Boss, an only child: is this harassment or bonding? Me & C: both

I can confirm this, and I still find it hilarious... humans, trying to get out of work as fast as we can

What Alhaitham sees when he's getting scolded by Kaveh 🥰

I thought they should get to wear costumes, too

Remove that, this is dangerous!! You don't want an autistic* geologist info dumping about rocks. Trust me *Everyone in the -ology fields is in the spectrum... why did you think I'm an archeologist!?

Shout out to my neighbor for listening to porn, loudly, and with the windows open... He might be used to women's fake moaning, I feel sorry he'll never hear the real thing

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

My mom, ADD: I think I'm having executive dysfunction Me, ADHD: I'm having executive dysfunction, but I also really need to do jumping jacks, but I have executive dysfunction My sister, a teacher with a psychology degree: can you two, for the love of god, go back to medication!?

@mmaetball.bsky.social we're on to them 😒

In the late 1920s, Louis Armstrong came across some buskers playing his music and told them they were going too slowly. The next time he saw them they were playing faster and had a sign which read ‘PUPILS OF LOUIS ARMSTRONG’.

Ohh, I know some people

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

I mixed a Yves Saint Laurent and a The Police perfume by mistake and now I don't know if I should wash my shirt or burn it It's the worst combo ever, toxic

Dude, Tumblr is held together by string and hope. There's ads? Yes, but tell me another site where you can send crabs to people

@mmaetball.bsky.social is this the one about the thieves?

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

Can someone loan me some of their energy? I'm so tired