Well this sucks. RIP Kyle.

Let's check in on Diego Pavia.

Something about Hendrick cars being a landing pad for bigots. #NASCAR

I hope Cody Ware is getting paid to wreck like that by NASCAR/Chevy/Ford/other teams because Toyota/23XII/Hamlin/ratings. If he's doing this for free, he's wasting his talents. Dude is above suspicion, even with the timing of that spin.

Props to Jesse Love for taking out Hill.

ARCA better not be a sign of driving standards for the rest of the day.

#AFL This is some wretched umpiring this weekend.

Vance has chihuahua energy. He’s got no rizz, weird eyes, and everyone who meets him treats him with a mixture of pity and disgust. And so his response is to try and fight everyone, shitty little attacks that are impotent and mostly just kinda funny. Chihuahua energy.

There are 8 people jammed in that thing, hitting their heads, elbows, and knees on a host of assorted knobs, switches, buttons, supports, and handles. A little worrying they're still sitting there after an hour. How bad would this be if it was anything worse than paddleboard weather? #Artemis

Can we get a 6 minute comms blackout on David Muir? #Artemis

Welcome back, #Artemis .

I'm proud of Artemis. There is so much more to everything outside the confines of our little sphere, more than power, profit margins, or shareholders. But hearing "we will found companies, we will bolster industry" in the 'for all mankind' style speech was like finding a fly in the cake icing.

I'm going to guess that someone somewhere is being paid 7 figures to figure out how they can replace students with AI because AI will score higher in standardized testing. Once they solve this problem, they will be fired in order to pay for the AI. This will free them up to teach the fired students.

Aaaaaaaand I'm out. It's been a fun 4 and a half hours, but fuck Trump. #Artemis

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

If I were on #Artemis II, I would be grumpy because the others would likely have vetoed my idea of coming out of the blackout while hiding from cameras and playing an audio loop of "Libera te tutemet ex inferis" from Event Horizon. "Artemis, we can see your biomonitor feeds. And hear giggling."

Now I’m just a backwoods small town hyperchicken, but it seems to me that if a company is big enough to existentially threaten the government then you don’t actually have a functioning government anymore.

Enjoying watching the Artemis footage and comms, right up to when we got our Neil Armstrong-esqe message to humanity and she mentioned creating companies and industry. Yeah, you forgot shareholders. Don't forget the shareholders.

Loving the Humble Book Bundles, with titles like 'How To Create AI', 'How To Train AI', 'How To Manage AI', 'How To Train AI To Create, Train, & Manage AI', 'How To Cope With The Unexpected & Find A New Career'.

Depluralize a movie: The Good, the Bad, or the Ugly

The ballroom is important. He intends to use it as a pyramid. They will place him on a gold-painted ready-to-assemble throne. Instead of hieroglyphs, he will have The Eternal Monologue, recorded by him, on a loop, forever. All remaining space will be filled with living followers & the doors sealed.

Haven't watched much footy this year. Really enjoyed that win from North Melbourne. I enjoyed watching that.

That was the first time in about 10 years that nobody has said Agent Orange's name on ABC during the 6:30 - 7:00 time slot. Safe travels, Artemis.

I wish Buxton wouldn't do quite so much of his commentary in CAPS.

The sky is falling. We haven't turned a single F1 racing lap, but the sky is falling. It will be a struggle, watching the first race, to see how the racing is.

Wild how the argument for denying Andretti was that the team would clearly only be able to engineer an embarrassment of an F1 car as opposed to the High Quality And Proper Engineering Prowess of the existing teams, only for us to end up with........ Aston Martin In 2026

"If I was a driver, I'd make sure [Hocevar's] bumper was touching his firewall" is an odd thing for a commentator (Harvick) to say.

FUCK OFF SANTINO

Why the hell is Mariah Carey there? Did we threaten to start bombing their "drug boats" or something? Was this a secret deal to keep ICE from shipping people to Italy?

Good job, Buffalo. Getting shitbag Denver coach one step closer. Bills choke again, group effort.

Byron fuck off

Denny you absolute fucking clown.

Ah yes, watching the NASCAR on a nice little pro-Nazi station called The CW. Fuck ICE, and fuck The CW for shilling for them.

I quit. Good job Cats. You're were playing the Lions in a Grand Final, not the Bombers on a Thursday. And Stanley shouldn't have been in this game. To be fair, there were a few who were in it who really weren't. Chris Scott is still massively overrated.

"Not in a Grand Final." Go to hell. Not often I agree with BT. #AFL

These umpires... #AFL

I love how Microsoft is consistently unable to detect phishing email from a fake Microsoft sender as it travels through Microsoft Outlook mail servers to users checking mail with a Microsoft Outlook app. Absolute clown show.

And fuck Christopher Bell.

Diffey: I don't know if we've mentioned Ross Chastain... You were literally just talking about him. About the same thing. #NASCAR

Man, that is a hell of a way to get eliminated. The tires you have to use are a fire and safety hazard. #NASCAR

This race is a gonna be a shitshow. Can they actually run out of tires? #NASCAR #Bristol

My predictions for the game: Bad Calls. Cam Rayner flops multiple times and gets a free for every single one of them. #AFL #AFLLionsSuns

Yo CW, fuck you and your "Join ICE" ads. #NASCAR

Almirola with the win and the crowd goes mild.

Oh good, the umpires are on their shit already. #AFL #AFLCrowsHawks

Ok, that was just a stupid amount of hustle from Chol. Impressive. #AFLGiantsHawks #AFL

Expecting big things this quarter. Not correct things, mind you. #AFL #AFLCatsLions

The year is 2045. Aaron Rogers' dream of playing for every NFL team is on hold due to the creation of expansion teams in Manchester and London, as well as new rulings on cybernetic limbs. Colton Herta prepares for his first F1 season with the Mahindra works team. The Leafs are looking for a 14th Cup

Yo CW, fuck you and your "Join ICE" ads. #NASCAR