"you call the day I died GOOD Friday, AND YOU WEAR MY EXECUTION METHOD ON YOUR NECK? AND ON TOP OF YOUR CHURCH??? WHAT THE FUCK" Jesus, probably

Wow I can't believe all the trans people will be invisible again tomorrow, you will all be so missed and so loved

Idk how you, as someone on the left wing, can understand that the CIA has consistently infiltrated and quashed left wing movements, but have no concerns about the efficacy of these nationwide protests

It's 2006. You show your classmate your art. They say "that's gay." The year is 2026. Your friend from school shows you something from ChatGPT. "That's GAI" you say.

Help me, there's hundreds of dumbass Canadians that think Carney meant Canada will get involved AGAINST the USA 😭

I doubt the USA would be doing this if Russia had been able to drop their nukes off in Cuba

If "they're about to have nukes" is enough justification to bomb and invade a country, then "we're taking away their nukes" should be enough justification for attacks against nuclear powers

One year at the State of the Union, I want the president to walk up to the podium and just say "it's bad" and walk away

Atlas Shrugged (All His Social Responsibilities) by Ayn Rand

I wish you could remove followers here as easily as you can on Threads, that's a pretty great feature

I wish I had more people in my life that are as obsessed with Grand Admiral Thrawn as I am smh

Rereading The Last Command and getting emotional when Leia gives birth to Jaina and Jacen, knowing what eventually happens to Jaina and Jacen 😭

Din is a bounty hunter Embo is a bounty hunter I'm assuming they end up friends by the end of the movie and the trailer is a mislead

Hey you know what? At the end of the day, it's nighttime

Your honour, Jesus died for my sins already, so....

I wish I could peer 900 years into the future to see if Disney kept Grogu alive

I should be able to say "hey Google where's my vape" and it should make my vape light up and sing a song

Kid Rock is the embodiment of the American spirit and I mean that derogatorily

I just got my first astronomy reading. Turns out they do not think I'm a star :(

New Star Wars headcanon: The Magys and the people of Sunrise are actually a sect of Nightsisters

Hey so keep this in mind when Democrats start sending new fundraising emails today immigrantjustice.org/press-releas...

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

"you can't make this shit up" you underestimate my imagination

actually most countries will refuse you if you have any chronic illness and are not independently wealthy

If I walk up to you with hammer and say “I could break your knees if you don’t give me $20 but I won’t,” would you feel relieved that I’d ruled out breaking your knees?

I need Dave Filoni to answer two questions, and if he can answer them well enough he has the right to continue Thrawn's story 1) Who is Eli Vanto 2) Who is Admiral Ar'alani Timothy Zahn had plans for Thrawn and the Chiss and it'll break my heart if Dave Felony makes those plans impossible

Theft should only be considered a crime if you have more than the person you're stealing from

If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

If you change a single letter, this becomes the plot of Hannibal (re-traumatize instead of de-traumatize)

All I want from Star Wars is for Timothy Zahn to tell more stories!! I desperately want to know how the Chiss Ascendancy and the First Order got along in the Unknown Regions, and to find out what Thrawn was up to between Rebels-Ahsoka

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Remember, when Vance was caught spewing racist lies that Haitian immigrants were eating people's pets, he admitted that "if I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do." Proudly, openly a liar.

NOOO THE WORK TRAINING USED AN AI OBAMA NARRATOR 😭😭

Imagine if every politician decrying the Nazi invasion of Poland started their speech like "YES I understand that the leadership in Poland are criminals that stole the election and rule over their people with an authoritarian hand...." 💀 That's how Democrats are sounding today

Democrats have sent out more fundraising emails the last 24h than they will send out calls for impeachment in the next 2 years

Honestly? I think it's more likely the Canadian government would offer concessions than offer resistance.

I hope Canadian leadership are having a very serious conversation about contingency plans

If Tolkien was alive today, he probably would resurrect the Weather Underground and target AI data centres

I remember being in like grade 4 and wishing I could tuck my hair behind my ear like Kim Possible, but my parents always insisted on keeping my hair short

I like referring to things as "stolen valor" that are completely non military related cause it feels like I'm stealing valor from stolen valor

My step sister has started joking about how I'm so old now that I'm 30, and I'm like "you know you're going to be 30 too one day" and she goes "yeah well at least I won't have been born in the nineteen hundreds" 😭😭

The peanut farm:

Boxing Day in Canada is a sacred tradition where you get to pick one person to box in a ring and you fight to the death. This is why we are so nice, it's basically The Purge.

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was coming Except, perhaps, my spouse 😏

Bought tickets to see barenaked ladies, so what's with these fully clothed men playing music??

John Jacob Jingleheimer Charlie Kirk, his name was my name too

White House Christmas message gonna be something like "We must secure the existence of Santa Claus and Christmas for our white children"

Every year people ask "is Die Hard a Christmas movie" and I always ask myself "how the hell could a documentary about Viagra overdose be a Christmas movie"

The Prime Minister apologized to Donald Trump AND the Dodgers won the world series? Bad day for Canada

Need an Alien: Isolation game but you're a Jedi during the High Republic getting hunted by the Nameless