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"Sprinkle some fent on 'em and let's get out of here"

Look all I’m saying is that Amber J. Alert has always been verrrrry open about his taste for kids, so whatever is in those Epstein files must by some wild shit for him to start a civil war over

There is a palpable irony in the contrast between the ongoing "no kings" demonstrations here in the U.S. and today's news from abroad. Even an actual king (of England) knows better than to tolerate diddlers.

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Can’t believe the guy whose love language is hate speech didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

The FBI is part of the DOJ, which is part of the executive branch. The head of the executive branch is the President. If 274 FBI agents were planted in the crowd on 1/6 as "agitators," as Trump claims, they were placed there on his watch and under his ultimate authority. #FatNero

Painted into a corner

I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"

Once again, Donald Trump has chosen a criminal lawyer for a civil matter...

Trump's 99 Red Balloons: with each escalating distraction comes greater risk.

Some of those that work forces, are the same the burn crosses! #rageagainstthemachine #klan #maga #trump #racism #editorialcartoon#cartoon #politicalcartoon #danhodsonart

When the bad news is on every channel, President Trump reaches for a different kind of remote control. #Iran #Distraction #WagTheDog #NoKings #AbolishICE #PoliticalCartoon

It's not even the most contrived excuse I've heard for turning away refugees.... #WithRefugees

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President Trump fixates on a new toy while the United States gets taken for a ride. #PayToPlay #StringsAttached #EmolumentsClause #TrumpQatarJet #PoliticalScandal #QatarAirways #PoliticalSatire #AirFarceOne

In a future we must never allow, Samuel and the surviving members of the Sesame Street gang search for his sister Julia. #WellnessFarm #RFKJr #AutismAwareness #savePBS

Just when Elmo thought things couldn't get any worse, now Maria has been "disappeared." Was it an indiscriminate ICE raid? Retaliation against PBS for teaching kids compassion & counting? Grudge over Grump Tower? When they want you, any pretext will do. #AbolishICE #SavePBS

THIS IS FINE.