When a gay man gets pins and needles

i lost my glasses in glasgow

Lets fire up some tiktoks

The punchline of the day is artificial cow insemination with a caulking gun

Re: Ian Watkins news

Drinking night's cancelled

Today’s out-of-context whatsit

V with an umlaut isn't real, it can't hurt you V with an umlaut:

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Trout mask replixa

Images to show to a victorian child

my first good 3D design is my passion :)

My two faces: Face no. 1: Lol rest in piss cocksucker!!!!! Face no. 2: He had a family. Look at his children. They will never see their father again. Have some humanity, you monsters. I use these faces interchangeably depending on who’s died

What is blud yapping on about

#OTD 28 years ago, the Queen and the Prince of Wales were prayed to death. RIP 🕊🙏 youtu.be/IbNkBg7BZDE

Dyslexic rocky horror be like Let's do the item wrap again

This baby’s 9 years old today - I remember putting it together while I was waiting for lunch to be ready, then I uploaded it that afternoon. Didn’t really know what I wanted to do but I knew I wanted to make YTPs. Funny old ride, isn’t it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzc...

Big stretch

Who knows, maybe it’ll prompt a relisten for some people - that’d be nice, I forget sometimes that I’m still rather pleased with it. Maybe me relistening would spark some motivation, but as it’s been about a year since the last time I got my teeth into a tune, I can’t say for certain. Sad times

It’s an album that deserves to be tighter than it is and I wanna make it a better listening experience by doing that. When I do it, the legacy version will still be on my YouTube channel if you wanna torture yourself

Progress on LP2 isn’t going well (motivation to record, not low on ideas), but because I still want to do something, I want to reissue Petrol 3 on streaming services at some point having trimmed some of the fat off - namely the self-indulgent and kinda rubbish bits that end off two of the tracks

A year ago today but you live on in a thousand anecdotes

Hey siri how do you find the motivation to sit down and make music when you have so many ideas but you're depressed beyond belief and the feeling never goes away and it's been two years now

Oooooo it’s heatin up now

What if you got jumped by a bartender and you couldn't walk away because she's pouring you a Guinness and you gotta wait for it to settle

Protest movements that stop as soon as they start seeing results fail. Protest movements that keep going until your whole squad is across the finish line win.

Me asking the wise and all-knowing horse if I should have a Pontins holiday in Slough

Delish

Gym is like going to the chiropractor’s for the mind, hell yeah

Vent thread from the other site - I don’t wanna copy it verbatim but I feel like it’s necessary to be public about the shit in your head sometimes twitter.com/knigh7__/sta...

Tomorrow’s headlines today: Conditions so bad here that “free Britain” has been found on walls in Palestine

You know what will never have a verification check page on it? News sites. Funny that. No Mr 12 year old you cannot look at the naughties but you can absolutely drink in all our propaganda

Look on the bright side!!!!! At least it’s Labour plunging us into the dystopia and not those bloody Reform nazis fuck them am I right guys!?????

You know what will never have a verification check page on it? News sites. Funny that. No Mr 12 year old you cannot look at the naughties but you can absolutely drink in all our propaganda

DID YOU KNOW: Jimmy Savile would’ve been screwed if we had the Safety Act in the 70s. If he had to show ID to get into BBC studios, he wouldn’t have been able to perv on the kids because everyone would know who he was. He still has a knighthood you know

energy drinks are age-restricted in the uk so "please drink verification can" should work as age verification. I'm a genius please fund my new age verification startup.

Just wanna say that in a just world our prime minister would get searing hot kidney stones every time he went for a piss, fascist little cunt

You know, just because nobody will care after two months doesn't mean the design isn't fucking dreadful. Not hyperbolising here when I say that on an account with a banner, more connections etc, just more generally on screen at the same time, it looks like straight-up puke

When he said "aughh" I really felt that #chiptune #fish #augh #society

Hey it's the time of year where Sixty feels like publicly, limitedly releasing a music!!?? I made this yesterday arvo just vibin, screwin around. I wanted to make something that sounded kinda goofy and spy-ish, maybe it sucks idk lol #tracker #xm #fasttrackerII #chiptune

and a big fan of Babestation TOO

GOOD EVENING KERRY YOU F... GOOD EVENING KERRY YOU FIT BLONDE

In communist China, fortune cookie snaps YOU in half

FINALLY I thought it’d never end god