Me, sitting here hoping that #Screwworms ends up impacting my life as much as quicksand has, because screw worms scare me more than quicksand scared me as a kid

I am leery of upgrading to the new #iOS. The last few updates have not made the #iphone user experience any better for me. Still not on board with all this #ai stuff, and I don't like the idea of #apple leaning on someone else's datacenters. I just want a simple, locally-run Siri that helps […]

Pearl Haborscht #snackatownorplace #hashtaggames

#newyork, sometimes I give you a hard time what with our coastal rivalry for coolest state, but hell yea, brothers and sisters, that #presidential #heckling and #BOOING at #trump. Hi-5 coming at you straight from #california #madisonsquaregarden #boo #nba #nbafinals

HO-HOsSOHO #snackatownorplace #hashtaggames

If you can't afford #rooftopsolar or your living situation doesn't allow for it, you should 100% definitely have a look at #PlugInSolar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balcony_solar_power

The best part of seeing #heman #mastersoftheuniverse in the theater was knowing everyone there wanted the #EpsteinFiles released with only victim info redacted

Irrigation -Kool & The Gang #orchardasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Winston crashed out after a hard day of lounging around and napping #cats #caturday #cat

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/116703362186352955 🍆 #sustainability #windpower #wind #solarpower #solar

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CEOs to Yahoo Finance: "WARNING! We see conclusive evidence that the consumer is being squeezed from all sides, with low income families faring the worst. Housing costs, energy costs, food costs all spiking requiring families to make hard choices on their purchasing, and we see significant […]

#photography #bruxelles

The #BirdOfTheDay theme today is #LookingAtYou, so I guess I've gotta find a picture that embodies that... #photography #BirdPhotography #EastCoastKin

RE: https://mas.to/@trabern/116698173259215200 Wearing football gear ✅ Holding a basketball ✅ Soccer ball on the pitch ✅ Adoring, very homoerotic shirtless men celebrating him with much emotion ✅ Ancient, totally hetero man with myriad insecurities posts it unironically ✅ This is freaking gold […]

The night sky glowed for miles Sirens wailed and helicopters hovered The news warned of domestic terrorists But the data centers were rubble So back to my coffee I go

Misera-ble Durham #grumpymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

AIRcomPLAIN! #grumpymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

Get Off My Lawnmower Man #grumpymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

Turns out, if I put my mind to it, I can draw a pretty good dick in Inkscape. Who knew?

Spaceballgowns #apparelscifi #hashtaggames

Fedizens! Please send me your favourite meme which shows something important about the #fediverse I'll go first:

Django Unchain Letter #penpalamovieorplay #hashtaggames

There’s a comfort there…

#MMA at the #whitehouse is the real life "Ow My Balls" the #US did NOT need. It's a trashy cynical #trump attempt to claw back some of the MMA Bro support he's supposedly lost. Kind of has the cheeto stains of #barrontrump#mma#whitehouse#usicky little fingers all over it too. Either way, this spectacle is yet […]

Stop by the Sweetwater in Wildhorse Canyon. #amtrak #CoastStarlight #Tågskryt #transitviews #trains

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Happy #Caturday to all who celebrate, from Stevens

Happy west coast end of work week if you celebrate

Bean Burrito #fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

Started out the week thinking #california was going to explode, ended the week with #florida exploding. #newglenn #explosion #nasa #blueorigin

I hope for numerous audio issues and the fist octagonal-based #ufc make-out session just to confuse the joe rogan-worshipping creatinegentsia #whitehouse

The inventor of the first smartwatch Eric Migicovskyhas and his team have developed a new smartwatch with multicolour LCD Display that runs a new version of PebbleOS. I got my "Pebble Time 2" yesterday - and it's sooo cute and nicely retro. You can choose from […] [Original post on ruhr.social]

I sure hope #bobbyfingers donates the #bezos face boat to #blueorigin so they can have bezos’ eyes looking into the water to search for rocket debris

Hawaii 5-0 Guys #fastfoodmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

#MitchMconnell - may every one of your last days be filled with excruciating gout and face boils. You fucking suck, centenarian turtle boy. Yours is one of the obituaries I plan on reading with great joy and a renewed feeling of patriotism

#trump has nearly 40% approval after everything. (22% strongly support, 17% somewhat support). There is no universe where they abandon him. #uspol #politics https://www.natesilver.net/p/trump-approval-ratings-nate-silver-bulletin

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A thousand years later and we are still having a fight over who the boss of the #catholic church is. And its the same fight - politician vs #pope. And a non-insignificant number of 'true believer' #catholics are going to choose the politician. I can only eat popcorn, mouth agape, my faith in […]

Sure, I never got elected president, but I also never fell for the trap #bibi and #israel laid for the right useful idiot. A long line of #us #presidents laughed in the man's face after he tried to get them to attack #iran. Our boy #trump though? Took the bait hook, line, and sinker like the […]

Hi #windows11 sticky note dev/#AI agent, chris here. Look, if your sticky note app has to display a message stating 'loading sticky notes' and that message displays for more than, lets say, half a second, your sticky note app needs to be rethought from the ground up. Yeeeeeeesh #microsoft

I’d take that new #ferrari #ev. But since ill never be able to actually afford one, I’ll take the tears and lamentations of the Ferrari fanboiis over an EV Ferrari as a consolation prize

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@bodhipaksa/116641341245668957 “Remember! Daddy will kill any of his flock that drifts astray. Also daddy loves you! You are such a beautiful uneducated voter who I deeply love. And don’t forget to buy a trump phone!” /bony-assed old white man arm pumping […]

Was hoping for more goals. Maybe in the second halves …🙏🙏 #premierleague #soccer #football

YOU GUYS!! We live on a planet where the perfect combination of chemistry, atmospheric temperature and pressure, and geometry means that this ridiculously beautiful thing just HAPPENS sometimes!!! Earth is so damn neat! We have the best planet!

#Caturday is more important than you think.

I'm brave enough to admit it publicly - I'm a sucker for the wobbly windows in #kde #plasma. They're set just wobbly enough to be whimsical without overdoing it. I did turn transparency to 100% because I didn't like how they dimmed during movement out of the box though. By now you're probably […]

MeTRONome #musicalinstrumentsmoviesorplays #hashtaggames

A Few Good Theremin #musicalinstrumentsmoviesorplays #hashtaggames