Well well well, #europe is reminding the Beclowned Orange Menace that they hold quite a bit of America's treasuries, and they aren't so certain they want to do that anymore. Cmon Europe, you know you want to go nuclear on his bony ass. He's got nothing but his tiny dick in his fingers and a […]

The smiles that on our faces in response to #ice agents pleading to the citizen tribunal that they were just following orders as they are dragged off 🥰 Hey, it's not illegal to dream just yet.

Maanhattanna Karenina #metropolitanabookorplay #hashtaggames

A man on the internet has officially started the first biological war of 2026 by training an army of wild crows to attack anyone wearing a red hat. The user, known as "Biz Dave," went viral this week for documenting his step-by-step process of weaponizing […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Come on little blood clot! Throw off your shackles and roam the old man's pulminary system!!

DONT WORRY GUYS #lisamurkowski IS ON THE CASE AND HER STAFFERS SAY HER BROW IS FURIOUSLY FURROWED OVER ALL THIS #greenland NONSENSE lol here we are hoping this nitwit doesn't sell out her american constituents AGAIN. We as a country would be in a much better place if ms murkowski was light […]

I *hate* Microsoft Teams.

Fuck Ice Ice Baby #criticizewinterasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Oh cool, #elonmusk says his company will finally stop serving up #csam. Dickhead had to be pulled crying and screaming to do the right thing because he's simply an atrocious human being https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jan/14/elon-musk-grok-ai-explicit-images?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Who has two thumbs and took their cavity filling like a big boy at the dentist today? THIS GUY 👍👍

This guy hacks his "smart" cooking pot to run DOOM. He shows the whole process. The game starts at 7:47 into the video :doomguy_smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Jtc7wTbQ8 #doom #canitrundoom #retrogaming

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

The oil industry is $75 million responsible for #trump 2.0 and #venezuela, yet you stupid anti-#ev troglodytes giggle at plugging a car in while putting their money in these bastards' hands to this day. Useful idiots helping pedophiles stay in power and out of trouble […]

I don't think I could wish for near-fatal painful gout on a certain subset of the #us political spectrum any harder than I have been wishing for it the last year

HOLY. CRAP. Just saw the scoreline of #newlee. I like #lufc a lot but not when #nufc play them haha. Glad we won but I MUST watch the replay tonight. #eieieio up to 6th

So many #democrats in these videos!! #Jan6 is obviously a liberal #hoax and not at all a #donaldtrump - directed #coup attempt like literally every video clip proves without a shadow of a doubt. Also what is up with the sorry state of #maga fashion? This looks like a slovenly Walter Sobchek […]

Remember in M Night Shamalan’s movie “Unbreakable” when Mr Glass finds Bruce Willis? Well i found my arch nemesis, the #trumpregime, and it’s the exact opposite of me. So I guess that means we are arch enemies. Fine by me

Can someone help me understand if #maga “voted for this” when it comes to #venezuela / #kidnap? They are very proud to state they voted for #trump but then cowardly caveat it with “but not for this” when the man expectantly does something more awful or illegal than the thing he did before […]

#bluebubbles is awesome even when it's just available on my local network. iMessage on my #linux and #windows machines at home is sooo handy.

I finally bought a #bike trainer because every time I ride, I think to myself "if only i could be on my phone right now..." lol Anyway, now I can scroll through #mastodon and post my clever takes while furiously sweating in my garage. #cycling #bikes #fitness

Remember that part in the #cia field manual on fighting fascism about "Be forgetful. Clumsy. Work slowly. Think of ways to increase the number of movements needed to do your job: use a light hammer instead of a heavy one; try to make a small wrench do instead of a big one." ? That part was so […]

Hi #maga! Hope electing the rapist coup attempter was worth the inflation, tariffs and now unjust attack on a sovereign nation that posed no threat to us, you fucking hayseed putzes. You are all blithering idiots but you'll nod along with whatever unbelievable excuse papa #trump gives you […]

All these #maga #trump supporters just got the #us into another #afghanistan for no fucking reason other than their toothless, grinning 'gotta own the libs' mindset. Fucking idiots. #venezuela

What threat did #venezuela pose to the #us?? Why the fuck does our #military blindly go along with this criminality. fuck Fuck FUCK Donald Trump

Goofing around with the nuttiest rocket car/submarine in #gtav #gtaonline Not my best effort. I prefer the one where I launch into the stratosphere, then transform to submarine mode before splashing into the water and gliding off like I meant to do it. Of […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Sometimes you get bored and make a Heeler family tree out of your nephew’s toys. #bluey

#donaldtrump belongs in prison. The people that voted for him are stains on the country. #jacksmith

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bomba, codebreaking device created at Polish Cipher Bureau. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomba_(cryptography) #computers #tech #technology

#happynewyear to those who celebrate

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #Humor #Caturday

"The reason it is important to identify the Court as corrupt is because it is in fact corrupt." Essential commentary from Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo, one of the news sites that is doing the journalism we need right now […]

You knew #mattgaetz paid girls for sex at drug-fueled parties, I knew Matt Gaetz paid girls for sex at drug-fueled parties. I'm totally unshocked he was paying underaged girls for it. Or that he went back for seconds after she turned 18. I mean look at him, he oozes used car salesman and has the […]

I hate to pile misery on Burnley, but its not like our season has gone swimmingly. And I still love me some Dubravka. #burnew #nufc #premierleague

Santa Ana/East Winds to raining in ~30 mins lol 🤷‍♂️ #weather #southerncalifornia

How ELSE is #NickiMinaj going to get her pedophile brother #JelaniMaraj, who was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison for repeatedly raping an 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL at his #LongIsland home out?? www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/c...

Few people know that #nickiminaj's full name is Nicotine Stain Minaj. This is why her home perpetually stinks and all her lampshades are tinged orange.

Is there a ticketmaster for pissing on politicians' graves? If not, any angels out there with some seed money who want to get in on the ground floor of 'Pissketmaster'? I feel like there is a huge untapped market for piss-centric vacationing among those paying attention to politics. HMU for […]

Reflecting back on this gem. Kids today won't ever know the feeling of #rollerblading with the ability to store both their #snes **and **#playstation consoles in their pants pockets, or even have a chain wallet and frosted tips. All while holding (10-15 tracks of) their tunes in a portable CD […]

#Epstein #epsteinfiles #Humor #Redactions #alt

I'm a sucker for #corvids, but my wife got me a hat with a Kingfisher on it for xmas (it's also blue and she thought it was a scrub jay) and now I'm nerding out on them: Did you know some Kingfisher chicks have glowing beaks to help their parents find them at night? BAD ASS! Kingfishers have […]

One verb I love to use in dutch is "uitvogelen", which basically translates to "to bird out", which means to figure out. It really fits for me, because I do like to bird it out ^v^

Holy shit, the president of the United States is listed in official documents as having been present when a baby carcass was dropkicked off a yacht. Among the scummy, horrible things #trump's been reported to have done, this one is pretty much right in the middle.

Hope everyone's holiday season is going well, and if yours culminates today, then merry christmas!

It’s worth remembering that if the non-voting portion of the Democratic bloc could’ve gotten up out of their recliner, marked a couple bubbles with a pen, slapped a stamp on the envelope, and dropped it into the mailbox, we’d still be in a bad place but nowhere near where we’re at now. Vote, you […]