Ever find it strange that the Dukes of Hazard takes place in an alternate reality where major traffic violations are somehow pardoned if you successfully outrun the police?

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of well over $250 Billion. Amazon has 1.1 million US employees. Jeff could give each Amazon employee $226k and still be a multi Billionaire. Tax these fuckers.

Thank you YouTube algorithm youtu.be/6v9D1nf1p_Y?...

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social My dogs trying to get out so they don’t have to listen to Douglas Murray anymore. You are in for a bad week having to listen to this ass wipe.

The Kinks are so underrated youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU?...

I have a feeling we could all use dog pictures today. Reed and Tesla both like to cacoon.

That steak and cheese sub better be for me

You know we are fucked as a country when a rumor that JD Vance is out president gets people excited.

“You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything” -The Talking Heads

Cool, so I guess there is a non zero percent chance we are nuking Iran tomorrow.

Going yo the park every few months either clever signs is not a resistance. The GOP fears MAGA. Schumer and the “enlightened centrists” show contempt for the left. Purge them. Get rid of the centrists now or don’t act shocked when in January you get the same old common ground crap.

Look it’s 2 sleepy dogs

So we’re losing the war right? I know we killed their leader and a lot of other people, but we have pretty much ended our run as a super power. Europe/Canada have had it with us and are trying to figure out how to dump the US dollar without wrecking their economies.

@donlemonofficial.bsky.social I was listening to the show in my car and couldn’t comment in the chat. To the woman who lost her dog. The best thing about dogs is that they love you with 100% of their being. That’s what makes it hard when we lose them. 1/2

I assume any “aioli” tastes like vinegar and water, because an aioli is just a douchey mayo.

I will always remember my 1st reaction to hearing Mmmm-bop “Man Sheryl Crow sucks now”

Happy St Paddy’s day youtu.be/maaU86zXNR8?...

Every wonder if tricking Trump into saying “pmurt” would send him back to his home dimension?

Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin day

Been thinking about this scene a lot the last week.

The son of a bitch is going to nuke Tehran isn’t he?

There are people in our government who are happy because they think Israel attacking Iran is going to make Jesus come back. While the homophobia is despicable, the real danger posed by white evangelicals is their buy in to end times theology.

For some reason YouTube suggested that Ok Go video where they are on treadmills. I was enjoying it until I saw this

Why?

“We saw you put eggs in our bowls, what’s the hold up?”

I didn’t watch the state of the union, is it true that Trump pooped himself twice?

Just to be clear. None of us are watching the speech but will spend the next 48 hours telling people that we heard he pooped his pants right?

No one in 2024: “Man I really wish there were more hot honey products.”

Happy Presidents’ Day youtu.be/u8uvLHnrqdU?...

Watched Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom last night and can’t stop thinking about how stupid it is. They spent billions of dollars to sell live dinosaurs for $10-40 million a pop? How does the economics of that plan even work? Stupid stupid movie.

Reed and Tesla are not impressed with this crappy Super Bowl

Sisters dog sleeping on me

Dear lord NFL honors is boring, just put Suggs and Yanda in the HOF already.

Random song that popped into my head today youtu.be/QNAVrQ96mpA?...

4 months. I still think about you every day. Love you crazy puppy.

I was promised snow, but what’s falling from the sky is clearly ice. I’ll just stand under this table and refuse to poop. That will teach you to lie.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Defund ICE or resign. Either lead or go home.

This I’m not liberal vs conservative. This is good vs evil. MAGA has spent 3 weeks lying to you about Renee Goode. They will lie about what happened today. Don’t debate them, call them what they are evil.

@cnn.com This is not Republican vs Democrat or conservative vs liberal. This is good vs evil. Your network employs pundits whose job is to lie to you audience in defence of evil. Shame on you.

They should sleep well tonight

Dog walking thoughts: I’m pretty sure Trump wants Greenland just so he can rename it Trumpland and have his name at the top of every world map.

In case you need it, here is a picture of my dog and his friend who looks like him.

Random thing YouTube me decided I should watch youtu.be/yf0Amcgxot8?...

3 dog night

Me in 2002: “Well even if we are wrong about WMDs, Saddam is a bad person, at worst we’re taking out a bad regime.” I’ve learned from my mistake, have we as a country done the same?

Quick reminder. JD Vance spends a ton of time kissing up to people who hate his kids due to their skin color. Carry on.

Football is stupid and I hate it. Now look at my puppy

Fire Harbaugh

Thank god, it’s just him being a douche bag. No war