Hooray! 🥳 www.rawstory.com/midterms-267...

GOP facing ‘extinction-level event’ after explosive gas price forecast: strategist

Most of us are golden retrievers, nice pets but oblivious, a few are rabid, violent pitbulls chained to a tree. apnews.com/article/extr...

Still not fast enough for the bad faith petromasculine "It takes femtoseconds (quadrillionths of a second) to charge [...] To put that into perspective, that's like a phone taking 30 minutes to charge fully and then lasting for over 100 years." newatlas.com/energy/proof...

Genesis did a corny PG-13 version of rated-R 'Two Tribes' after it was a huge smash hit because Phil the Shill needed to make a mortgage payment on his villa in Spain 🙄 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7F...

Welcome to Generation X's daily experience as kids and young adults everybody!

Retired Lt. General Says Missing U.S. Aviator Would Be ‘Killed on the Spot’ if Iranians Apply Hegseth’s ‘No Quarter’ Rule

Ok, so if the guy who quits F1 because of regen is replaced by the guy who's mastered regen better than anyone else and wins races because of it... is regen really the "problem?" 🤔 www.planetf1.com/news/max-ver...

Fellow material science dorks, let's drool in unison at this $165k, street legal #MotoGP bike 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 m.youtube.com/watch?v=5CF1...

The 'WOW' signal's manic cousin, the 'OMG' particle.

My friend, the philosopher Iain Thomson, did this little intro to Derrida video, and it’s a fun listen—but also made me feel like the Derrida Age, which I very much remember, was such a long time ago. I suppose it was.

Props to BMW for figuring out how to get around my IP by inverting it with Orwellian newspeak. "Black Badge Spectre features an infinity mode button on the steering to unlock the full 659 horsepower." It *reduces* range. Repeat, the infinity symbol means less range. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...

Spot on.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness. #OldWholesomeTwitterRevival

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Pretty glib, tryna make it sound funny. Let's circle back in July and see how it ages...

‘This is DISGUSTING’: House Dem Nukes Online Betting About Missing Pilots In Iran

One. It's supposed to be 100 *a day* every day. oilprice.com/Latest-Energ...

Zero. Zip. Nada. $0.00🎉🥳👏

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

BSoD? More like BSoLD Blue Screen of Literal Death.

Jackson doing what he does best - being the wettest of wet blankets. This time ruing the fun of 'Project Hail Mary' 😛 If you haven't seen the movie don't watch this as it's beyond a spoiler. If you are a fan of the movie prolly don't watch this either. m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FT-...

That is 💯 what’s going to happen

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

*Randy eating ice cream in the cafeteria* Pete: Are you eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream?!?! Randy: Umm, yes. Pete: THAT'S WOKE! THEY'RE WOKE! YOU'RE WOKE!! GET OUT!

Something about Trump's Iran speech last night stuck with me — and to a degree the likes of which the world has never seen before!!

Manu has given diplomatic negotiator status to Total (the Exxon of France), Stamer has given it to BP, and Citgo is now a government entity. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

Because DNC is a rudderless ship aimlessly drifting in this miserable dystopia, complicit by their inaction with the Right.

"The economic fallout of the war will continue unabated. This is simply a massive strategic defeat." 🏆

So we lost. We're conceding defeat. Ok got it.

lie, lie, lie, hyperbole...

Let's just start using the TW unit of measure from now on. 'The world added 0.7 TW of renewables in 2025'

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

Oh so now copyright matters.

Option 6: build an entire airport deep behind enemy lines?

A different kind of "market correction," a good kind. www.pv-magazine.com/2026/03/31/m...

@ibogost.com Casino here in California doing marketing giveaway of an Atari cartridge "...unopened, graded 9.4 worth over $15k.." The boomers have definitely all died out. FYI

Per the post 1. Declare victory 2. Ceasefire 3. Announce 20x escalation 4. Hamburger Hill 2.0 5. Boast about new ballroom, library, and MMA fight on Whitehouse lawn

🧵 A masterclass in creating a dysfunctional command climate. Also, just existing in the military is dangerous business. And it's why we take safety so seriously. And when the SecDef reaches down and cancels a subordinate's investigation out of hand, brother, bad things are happening.

Trump Voter Begs For Help With Gas Prices To MS NOW — Says Trump Economy ‘All F*cked Up!’

Polling like this usually comes with a chalk outline.

Yeah but the straight being closed indefinitely affects more than just us, the UK and Australia.

Not all heroes wear capes...

"Khoroshiy mal'chik."

Oh boy.