Me: <no thoughts> Brain: Tarzan, wasn't a ladies man...

What happened to peloton? I feel like it's been forever since I've heard about it or seen some weird 4 page post on LinkedIn mentioning it.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Always plagiarizing from myself by looking up old projects to see how to make a thing a global instance reference. I will never remember how to do this, but I wouldn't trade it for vibe coding any day.

I do like that whenever a gambling ad comes on during sports all the neighbours balk at it.

How long until Satellites are just expensive Battlebots taking one another out in orbit?

How long before the crown jewels show up in the British Museum?

Did they steal the crown jewels in the Pokemon game too?

Me, stirring the large pot of turkey bones and chicken broth: so mote it be

Reposting for all the Nem enjoyers, welcome to the club 👀

Sept 30th: dollars are money Oct 1st: bones and worms are money

Seeing a thing

So far Hades 2 is everything

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Are Match 3D games just "putting pairs of socks together" but with dopamine hits?

Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥 HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.

Scary season is upon us, which means my desire to make a scary game grows

Today I saw an upcoming dev task for supporting something and immediately messaged the Lead Dev to tell him a really dumb idea that would be fun/funny. He responded with "I admire how rapidly your brain came to something so convoluted" and it felt like such a compliment

Today I learned you don't get license renewal reminders in the mail in Ontario anymore

The dentist specifically asked me not to bite the inside of my mouth because my face is still frozen. As if I go out of my way to bite the inside of my mouth regularly?

Looking up how long it will take to drive to the doctor tomorrow and it's somewhere between 55 minutes and 1 hour 50 minutes. I think Google mixed up their maps and their weather apps

I like that my dentist texted me to let me know I'm overdue and then I was able to book an appointment via text while working. This is an ideal customer service for me

I wonder if the start of healthcare recruiters contacting me over the past year is as a result of some really bad data scraping and pairing confusing me with someone that has the same name.

Work: we're laughing a new AI tool in slack to help you summarize your threads and catch up faster So what I'm hearing is take private conversations outside of slack, cool.

My team is hiring again! We've got two jobs posted: EXPERT and SENIOR writer. In our org chart, Expert is a click above Senior and focused on craft. Senior owns big parts of the game and could eventually be promoted to a direction- or craft-focused role. lnkd.in/gpYpu3QZ lnkd.in/gppUzFmj

Ç nutz

Well said!!

Hulk Hogan 5 minutes into hell:

Mario breaking up with Princess Peach: It's not you. It's-a-me.

I tend to avoid having waffles when I go to a restaurant because I don't want to be seen as having a big Eggo.

When you get on a plane and ask the flight attendant if you'll be getting any free snacks or water on this flight and they hit you with a "Complimentary snacks or water? In Economy?!?" And laugh as they walk away

it doesn't make sense that I work in video games but if I beat up my boss I get fired instead of moving up a level

Do I get hazard pay for working on my computer during a lightning storm?

Propaganda implies the existence of Casualganda. As in take a casualganda at these nuts.

My favourite game design idiom (is it an idiom?) is "Everything is Progress Bars"

FoxIt PDF reader almost got an impulse uninstall when I turned my computer on and it had floating elements outside the application's window with AI Assistant bullshit enabled. Luckily they have a disable AI Assistant option otherwise RIP

*Loads up BG3* *Big light in office starts to flicker as it loads things* I'll figure out what to do about that someday.

Ah yes, we've reentered the world of "Windows did an update without asking and now sometimes my display just doesn't stay on after booting"

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I want nightshade but for meetings so I can mess up all these apps trying to transcribe me without my permission

Is it an address or a math equation, we'll never know

Spent all night unlocking this. I don't know how to feel.

I love me some Mario Kart, very dearly, but I don't $800 love Mario Kart

you can't spell team without meat

With the cancellation of Project Bifrost, my time at People Can Fly is at an end. It’s been an honor working with such a passionate, creative, freakishly talented team. So now I’m officially #OpenToWork, if you know a team in need of an experienced Lead/Principal/Senior Game Designer. #GameJobs

Whut up. Check us out at XP Summit! #indiedev #gamedev

The Large Heron Collider

Linkedin's so bad. UK recruitment company advertising a job in Vancouver with "relocation assistance". First line in the job description is "Relocation to the Middle East" Being in the industry is hard enough as is without having garbage companies throwing up job descriptions with false information

That being said, I'm still looking for work, so if anyone is looking for a game designer/level designer with ~10 years of industry experience, please let me know 👀

That Garden Mint be churning.