Shut the fuck up Michael cole

It was innocent DP, I swear..

And I showed up, cousinless 🫳🏻🎤

Nia Jax stole my forehead

Found more grey hairs this morning. In other words I'm about to decompose

I've got hydrocarbon in the bund

Olive oil

RIP Dragon Lee's shoes, gone but not forgotten

Hot leg, you could fry an egg 🍳

Tonight we look back at ten years of JBizzleBeard on Twitch. Come and join us as we “celebrate” my long reign of fuckery and utter nonsense. www.twitch.tv/jbizzlebeard

FINN BALLOT

sorry, fuck off I have canned goods

I am neutral about Kill Bill

I fucking hate manwich

wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't

Tree growing out of boat

Chug jug with jesus

Flesh disease

Broom breakfast please lay off the fake tan it's really not pleasant

exist? In this economy?

"What's this gap in your resume?" Me:

✨ 3rd Major Update – Coming July 21st Never fear, more storage is (almost) here! With the new large and extra-large chest sizes, there's plenty of room for everything you need. Sorting is a breeze with the auto-deposit option, which quickly stores matching items into your chests.

@shankem0n.bsky.social goth chicken

I love my friends

I got that dawg in me

I'm so relieved I could cry

Boy oh boy

@shankem0n.bsky.social look at this round man

hey @perish.eggyspades.lol 7 nice

Thank fuck for Carney

can't wait for the next Ethereum in the blockchain match

Broom Breakfast

Broom Breakfast

have you ever tried this one?

Spirit Halloween is really raking it in off these Wrestlemania outfits

Back home with power. Absolutely exhausted

This whole power outage thing sucks ass. 36 hours without power now

celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by fighting like a girl