since ya'll kept blowing up my DMs about buying one

Got my performance review.

fixed the icon

frens 🥰 ⚪ @ducky.ws / ⚫ @astra.blue

We were told to play with bones. Instructions unclear. 🦴🐶

time to recentralize

It's coming (well, it won't be)...

who wants to bang in the public park utility closet

Its such a joy to see pretty much the only two British things that trend on Bluesky are #TheArchers and #BigBrother. Like, that's all we have to talk about in a sea of trending US politics.

there's a certain place in hell for devs that make websites that load in some JS to change to dark mode, instead of using the perfectly good CSS queries, and briefly blinding me in a dark room

Werewolf breeding program, but it’s actually just me pinning you to the wall and biting you while I pound my knot into you.

since ya'll kept blowing up my DMs about buying one

It's coming (well, it won't be)...

This #ThrowbackThursday is brought to you by an obedient scally slave. Going cheap. Only lightly used. (Honest) 📅 17-Mar-2023

Put on some kinky rubber shorts but oops its actually a living latex creature in disguise which instantly binds to you, null bulges you, and probes your ass to give you a permanent fuckable rubber hole and an insatiable need for dicks and cum in said hole.

This #ThrowbackThursday is brought to you by an obedient scally slave. Going cheap. Only lightly used. (Honest) 📅 17-Mar-2023

this .pdf could've been a .md

Notifications are now official in @tangled.org! As such, we'll be sunsetting @tanglifications.botsky.social 🌅

Is it notifications time, @tangled.org? 👀

31 years ago, the first episode of friends was released

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Drop .. empty.. Open.. Feel the throb on your tongue.. Crave to lick.. Tick.. Tock Tick.. Tock... Suck cock~

toy: *presses button* lift: *ding* toy: ???

Having to wear a collar with a cat bell on it around the house so I don’t startle my girlfriend smh

toy: *presses button* lift: *ding* toy: ???

American politics is divided into twitter states and bluesky states

Surprise! A second leaflet on private data in AT, this time exploring some schemes that might be used to implement shared-private data.

approved connection method

If you woke up asking yourself "Why even bother going to work today?" - That's why. Get that bread, uh, gear. (also @xantw0.net cameo👀)

Since some of you kept mithering me about it, I dug my old Instagram back up 👉 www.instagram.com/ducky.ws Won't interact over there much, and if you're more active here, there isn't much point in following me there — it's essentially just a mirror of all my SFW photos from here

Hugs were had. Laughs were shared. Dogs were pet. 🐶 📅 @nuzzles.uk (20-Sep-2025) 📷 @astra.blue (photos.astra.blue/lksmyh6shg/n...) 1/5

Photos from September @nuzzles.uk are uploaded! photos.astra.blue/lksmyh6shg/n... It was a bit moist outside, but that didn't stop us from having fun

if you’re self-hosting a pds you get to take your posts with you during the rapture

Oh, to be gooning, groping, and humping for hours on end with some geared doggos 😵‍💫

No thoughts. Just dog. Just gear. #MXMonday

remember when it was like 2017 and we used to use the word "glomp" every day those were the best of times

slices.network Join the waitlist today! 👉 slices.network/waitlist

A gentle reminder: While all the progress on the independent AT Protocol ecosystem is fascinating and flourishing... 99.9% of accounts on AT Protocol still use the centralized Bluesky PDS. I feel that changing this should be a priority.

Being a faggot has brought me joy and fulfillment and love and hope beyond anything else. And they will never for a fucking second make me feel otherwise.

Until the end of time PR 1337 on the Linux Kernel github will be about Labubu github.com/torvalds/lin...

Another @nuzzles.uk rolls on by, and the only photo I snapped was of this goober — but who's who!? 👀 🟠 @ducky.ws / 🟠 @xefful.bsky.social

No loads refused.* * Excludes Northern Ireland, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Open to UK residents aged 18+. Standard network charges apply.

We all still miss you, buddy ♥️ #Caturday

@atproto.observer yeh but for what

If you are curious about what atproto is, what a PDS is, or what moving to a new PDS looks like. This may be a good starting place for you. This is my attempt at explaining some of the basics of Bluesky(atproto) in a less technical way.

This is a reminder to transfer your bookmarks to the Official™️ Bluesky bookmarking solution! Download your bookmarks from bookmarks.bluecanary.dev/export/, and then import them into Bluesky with meowpa.ws/bsky-bookmar... (don't leave the tab!)

A wild Ducktoy for your pleasure on this #Humpday. Don't hold back 😉

in light of people calling Bluesky Bsky, I suggest we call Mastodon Mdon

old art part trois good boy? more like good toy. reject gender, become Thing

scrolling through someone's feed and seeing my own posts they reposted

bottom orange thing sleep attire