...who's next to add more marks? 😖

this is what you sound like when you call it BlueSky

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised (my holes hurt)

not open sourcing something because it's not "unique" or the code quality is "low" is a poor excuse

Scallies don't serve much of a use in society, but give them some poppers and they'll make great fucktoys 😈 (and yeah... that's cum leaking out of its ruined hole)

is dog (bork) 📷 @astra.blue

you heard it here first folks, Paul Frazee supports daddy tentacle cock roleplay fetish porn on Bluesky — we are SO back

i can't believe this is controversial to say... but i *do* think it's bad to normalize death threats on social media, even supposed "i was only joking!" ones or veiled threats

weekend time 🎉

can i go home yet and be dog for three days

Now I want to host an orgy called "Night of the Living Fleshlights"

normalize friends using you as living fleshlights

It's that time of the month already? 👀 Nuzzles is upon us! Grab a ticket and we'll see you tomorrow! nuzzles.uk/event/nuzzle...

Coach said I need to practice more at the end zone, am I doing it right?

moooorning

Being an orange doggo doesn't always imply you're a bottom. It just means you're horny and needy all the fucking time. Can't find a top? Bury your bone in the nearest hole instead 😈 🟠 @knot.ceo / 🔵 @astra.blue

i am fucking s p e n t .

>ask if new browser is real or chromeslop >”it’s a good browser sir” >it’s chromeslop

not a bad spot for lunch

Usual antics with an older dude last night. Been so long since it's been with someone 50+, and pup got to enjoy his hot cock in both it's holes 😈

just arrived at work. brace yourselves.

Hard humps for #HumpDay 👀🐶 🔵 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws

have we all had our daily scream

Haven't stopped since I ran out the door this morning, so here's a *very late* good morning post. Worth the wait though? 😖

@fry69.dev yooo, another did:web:main 👀

The fact that the Bluesky PBC retroactively modifies the PLC directory should be given greater importance. Even if it is only a technical formality. #atproto 🚨

Sometimes I wonder if the Internet knows a little *too* much about me 👀

whoring hours

@j4ck.xyz i dunno if it's my phone DPI or what but Bluesky always insists on ellipsizing your name 🤔

Just thinking about you and your mates using me... 😈💦

my body is a machine that turns bottled water into microplastic poisining

Me after spending too long on Bluesky:

Fully enclosed, total dogbrain. Depression at bay, smile on its face. Goodnight 🥰

Should be prepared for all sorts of occasions when...making nachos on #mxmonday 🏈 @astra.blue

Showered and shaved ✨

real talk

is it just me or is bsky busier than usual today? my notifications have been going off non-stop. so... how's your day going?

he passed 🥰

Had to share this from twitter just because

So, fun fact: I'm near 30 and I've only ever topped @astra.blue. Nobody else. Apparently there's a queue building up 👀

Is this normal when you get older as a kinkster. I am still a sub through and through, but damn... sometimes I need to get feral with someone on my timeline and pound them until they beg me to stop 🫠

what if we jerked off together in gear 👉👈

it's #Pluribus time 👀

being a self-hoster is having to SSH into some random machine just because you're trying to watch a TV show while eating dinner and Plex throws a bunch of connection errors at you

eight leggy fren 🕷️ 📍 @nuzzles.uk (25-Oct-2025) 📷 @astra.blue

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

The Spice Girls epitomise good kink/BDSM play etiquette. They tell me what they want, what they really, really want. I encourage them to share with me what they want, what they really really want. They really, really, really wanna zigga zigah. I consent. We have successfully negotiated a session!

This is my old account. If you're not following my new account, go follow 👉 @knot.ceo