this is a shit show tbh

clown poison delivery near me

fucking bullshit

haunting performance from the emmy's youtu.be/pajwxwDLfao

OH FUCKING BULLSHIT THE CURSE HAPPENS EVERY DAY BUT SATURDAY

IT'S HAPPENING

ONLY A FEW HOURS UNTIL THE CURSE IS LIFTED

ama snl

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

ready for snl this weekend, the curse of being the only person who talks about it will be lifted

snl was going to have werner herzog eats his shoe on in 1980 but it would have been too well put together

any questions?

September 30 // October 1

beep

lost my right nut to get bad bunny on

computer, update me on the weekend

what forbes deems jimmy fallon's "irrepressible joy" is actually an anxiety disorder, he only laughs under deep distress

i condemn joe piscopo

whore

WHORES IN THIS HOUSE WHORES IN THIS HOUSE

two more weeks stuck in 8h! i really do h8 it!

ama snl

snl won an emmy? bullshit.

snl has let go of it's eggo's

haunting performance from the emmy's youtu.be/pajwxwDLfao

whew went thru a staturday without a new saturday night live, i just don't know how worse my life will get when it starts

and you're a fart smeller, meg

i don't own shit and i live in a cave

fart quake

banh mi's have not been referenced on snl yet

bitch better have my money

john larroquette is my sleep paralysis deamon

the worst thing about this is that when the internet is out i only have the snl best of dvd's to watch

this is tanking my carrier??? big whoop, i already knew that when i walked in here! *slowly backs out of the room*

if dry aged steak is old are seasoned potatos when someone farts on it?

i have too many eggs, eggs foe sail!

is it 8h or h8 because i cant tell anymore, my hate is too pure like the one little thing an angel wants to piss on

haha assbutt

i congratulate the new snl cast on their eventual firing

the song beef baloney is still banned from being played in h8

edging to getting blocked by all of the snl accounts

i never liked star trek sorry not sorry

who the hell is jerry

what a surprise, i think joe piscopo is the devil

it's like five nights at freddy's in here, so many scary old animatronics that'll jump out of the hallway just to make you run back into the bunker

lol

sometimes people show up in the audience just to laugh at me, why? im not doing anything