What if I went to see Superman again then what hoe

Well here I am because X was giving me mini panic attacks lmao

Thinking about starting a smoking habit to distract me from how fucked the world is getting ✨

Going to be in LA for a month maybe more might die rip

listened to this and some unshucked peas appeared at my doorstep.

I think more niggas (adults) would like streaming if they watched northernlion on twitch.

That show is such an accurate representation of the day to day at my job it's insane and triggering

Skipped the gym today for this one simple reason: it was 12 fucking degrees outside.

Fuck em

Twitter really is the meanest place on earth. Coming back on here really is like a breath of fresh air.

Need more tattoos please reply with stupid suggestions

It's crazy how living in New York and having access to Uber eats at all hours of the day has reignited my love for fast food.

Yes that and TSA. If you are a member of either please die or quit.

I'm on like episode 4 of severance And I'm sorry you're not going to get me to break in the break room I would read that shit 500 times but in different accents

If they ban marvel rivals imma have to kill myself

Marvel rivals has taken over my life. It brings me such joy.

I can't believe I have to do work again today lmfao. How do you even write

Okay I think today I'm watching Emilia Perez because these clips I've seen are absolutely insane

It saves my day. Every day.

YouTube music really is the best music app and I will die on this hill lmao

"A burrito costs less than the ingredients" is going to haunt me for a long time

Sorry getting on bluesky to preach the gospel of better man...the Robbie Williams BIOPIC where Robbie Williams is played by a cgi monkey. Please go see it lmao

It's so hard to not eat trash at every waking moment. Especially since im a big chunky lardo fatty mcgoo goo eater man.

Nosferatu is really just one of those movies that was cute but nothing about it really made me fall in love.

BITCH I JUST STARTED WATCHING CONCLAVE AND THIS SHIT IS JUICY

I finally got a chance to try the hack squat machine at the gym today and bitch what the fuck

Hey just here to say I'm still thicc and I will accept any stupid tattoo ideas you have under this post

Was gonna get a quick gym sesh in but it's 20 degrees outside imma have to just pray about it

Took off the rest of the day to go see wicked. I can't wait anymore.

One more day till marvel rivals comes out let's make out everyone

it really grinds their™️ gears that black folks do not want to engage with them on this app. lol britches in a big ol’ bunch, like pls go make ur own friends

I really wanna take this new job but the money I'm making currently is just too good to throw away

It's crazy how freshly squeezed orange juice tastes compared to the shit we drank growing up. There is no way this all came from the same fruit.

Still boycotting McDonald's but dear God I want a mcrib so badlyyyy

The best mofongo I've ever had is from a nightclub in Williamsburg that no longer exists and it makes me sad that I'll never know love like that again

Every single person who I was supposed to go see wicked with has cancelled on me and I think it's because I've sinned

I'm screaming at that one carrottttttjajdjdjej

I wanna be a scallion pancake in my next life

I look so ugly today thank God I cancelled all my thanksgiving plans now I can fix myself a nice Percocet smoothie

There is nobody at the gym this morning and for that I thank God.

True life I can't stop listening to the Dan Da Dan theme song :(

Got invited to a lot of thanksgiving celebrations tomorrow but imma just order some Chinese and be high all day.

Dear God. NOT BLUEY. WHAT HAS AMERICA BECOMED

What is going on on day time tv. Da brat and Corbin Bleu are ... Playing pictionary on a living room set.

Who's ready to get depressed and stay at home on Thanksgivinggggg

They calling Drake the Jan 6 God sgsvdvsdvdvdvdvdvdvdbdbdbsbd

I would be so cool if I wasn't bald. Wow.

All of this could've been avoided by you just not talking to underage women, Miss Canada!

Drake gon be even more pissed when they have to play Not Like Us in court and everybody in the room start bobbing their heads 🤷🏽‍♂️

he literally was just on that white mans stream with a haircut looking like an adult lol HE WAS SO CLOSE lmaoooo