good morning bsky users how are we doing on this nice friday

yall i deleted tiktok and now im bored as fuck

i have very strong feelings about yo gabba gabba. that shit should’ve never aired, i do NOT want to hear about the party in your tummy.

hi what hobbies are we doing as of late pls lmk

i need hobbies to get into what are fun things we’re doing lately that don’t involve screen time ❤️

“i love your personality” thanks just by having one conversation with me you’ve met every single person ive ever talked to!

hi my name is pj and i’ve never believed the avril lavigne melissa conspiracy theory

pov i’m jim carrey getting an upper bleff: hi my name is alexis

good morninggggggg

how much do i have to pay someone to spoon feed banana cream pie into my mouth and fan me with a big leaf

getting subway who wants something ❤️

it’s getting warmer so i’ve decided to pop my pussy to some country music ngl

as a white woman is it offensive to say “twin” to a black woman because i have white guilt and anxiety ❤️ pls lmk

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

getting rly sick of seeing white peoples online forgiving people who are not black for using the n word, or forgiving people who aren’t black for wearing black hairstyles, or the use of AAVE. you do NOT have a say if it’s offensive, because it never ONCE effected YOU. stop silencing black voices.

as a white person i DO think it’s our responsibility to be intentional about everything we say or post, and not because “other people are too sensitive” but because we live in a world where the mistreatment of people of color has been so normalized that it’s the LEAST we can do.

hi jamie i’m not hungry but thanks icon ❤️❤️✨✨

good morning sluts and slugs what pokemon starter are we choosing for winds and waves

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever been okay?

im gonna start reading percy jackson comment smth i wont understand till i get there (but dont spoil it) #percyjackson #booktok

life is too short not to freak it ❤️ take this as your sign to freak it if you haven’t today and you would like to ❤️

just saw a video of this woman campaigning for AI rights for her AI boyfriend and i commented “dump that clanker!” #hopecore

not everything can say can be a hit ❤️ unless you’re me of course i should have been born with a microphone in my right hand

good morning i am making myself late to work so i can get some dunkin’ donuts and i’ll be damned if that’s not what the USA is all about ❤️❤️❤️

got a biiiiig case of the fuckarounds today. a gnarly case of the sillies at this moment. an infectious case of the giggleshits rn.

if travis kelce posted a “what’s in my bag” video

me, an excruciatingly annoying liberal: my country playlist: 15 hours long 🤠🤠

i could never be famous cause if some small dick fading hairline dumbass reporter asked “do you see this is 2 silver medals gained or 2 gold lost?” i’d answer with a gun

good morning icons how are we todayyyy

okay i’m awake now fr and i want taco bell

hi i lied about wanting to be awake!!!!! let me sleep pls

hi oomfs i’m almost done working who missed me

oomf doesn’t know ab maisie peters im putting her on IMMEDIATELY omg

my tarot cards are getting here at 1:45 who want their cards read for a discounted rate of 1 million usd

why am i arguing w people who watch incest porn

omg my package is going to be delivered by 1:45 pm life is worth living

of course i like all my own posts. it's called self love.

if you hate skyward sword link and zelda pls dont talk to me look at them :((( #loz #legendofzelda #skywardsword

keep bullying keep cancelling nitro

i think the government should ban anything that brings men enjoyment

my third day working from home and i might just fall asleep at my keyboard lol

yk that picture of the carnival ride where it’s the teenage girl on one side and the little girl on the other? yeah that picture makes me cry don’t bring that picture near me.

i want for you what you want for minorities, and i want for men what they want for women and children

ronnie is so well spoken and i’m like “why would a man be there” like i need to shut up

katy perry literally fell off cause she decided to work with him but i guarantee blackpink won’t face the same backlash bc nobody holds kpop groups accountable tbh after everything with the slurs and now this idk how anyone is comfortable stanning but that’s just my opinion

sometimes i’m having a good day and then i remember space and the ocean exist and then i can’t sleep bc what do you mean

saying “my government can’t censor me” in the same breath as “banning incest/strangulation porn is bad” is insane especially if you’re not a victim of either abuse

some of yall are freaks and NOT in a good way get therapy NOW

its giving go piss girl and i love it