I’m sorry new Diablo 2 class?!

I think you should all know you’re in the presence of someone with FOUR Swag points.

That’s the pump wagon finished! Really happy with it. Glad I went convertible so I didn’t have to deal with the roof! Onwards! #bloodbowl #snotlings #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #miniatures #miniaturepainting #goblins #cruscreeknosepickers

God I love this magazine. Slowly increasing my collection. Look at this rat lady thing! LOOK AT IT.

THIS! So many more fit on the shelf and they age so beautifully.

Merlin got chomped by both Bruno AND Kyla today. Lucky fellow!

Same tho

WIP! Finished up the body of the Punp Wagon today, and one of the crew members. Still three crew members to go! Which means only 7 snotlings left and the team is done (I’m so tired of painting them).

Did I find a potato shaped sugar(?) dish? Yes. Is it my new paint water holder? Also yes!

And here she is! The Goblin Cheerleader from 1988! The poms were more fun than I expected and I’m *super happy* with the dress! Also now I’ve Google’d “would goblin nipples be light or dark?” #bloodbowl #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #paintslam2026 #miniatures #goblin #nerdlings

I dunno. I took these two pictures to herald the unholy reveal and I think they look great so now you get to see them.

WIP! Tried doing something a little different with the skin, I’m pretty happy with it but there are some 39-year old model vagaries to deal with.

Here’s the next weekend project. This was a gift from a buddy with the agreement I have it painted within 3 months. That deadline is uh… next weekend?

Johanna the Fleeing is DONE! An absolutely fantastic model from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social and a real blast to paint. Really enjoyed challenging myself with painting pink fabric, a new one for me. Lovely model all around to do, thanks Bad Squiddo! #wepaintminis #paintslam2026 #nerdlings

WIP! Found time to get all the metallics done on the Pump Wagon, and painted the base because I was tired at staring at wood and metal. Now it’s all the little details, then the crew! But a pause, as the weekend is for other painting projects :)

He is just so completely asleep under the painting desk on his little chair. Just totally gone to world.

Spooooooookums you say?! Perfect time for me to dig out (up?) my freshly finished Wolfenburg Crypt-Stealers!

WIP! Guess I had to get to this guy eventually. The first one wasn’t a pleasant build so I’m converting this one to fix some of those issues - mostly the roof being removed. Busy day so I only had time for wood. More Pump Wagon action to come!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho yessssss

Sometimes you get hungry for a snack. That is also your weapon. That also looks a little past its prime. That also sends you to Space. Another linesnot off the list! Next up is the second pump wagon, so that’ll take a bit of time. #bloodbowl #nerdlings #wepaintminis #paintslam2026 #warhammer

Look at this fighty fella! “YOU FOKKKN WOT MATE?” is coming right out when you insult his favourite Fuutboll team. And he loves a good scran! Another Snotling down! We’re getting there! #bloodbowl #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wepaintminis #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #snotlings #wot

Stupid multi-part pewter models.

I like the implication that those of us with ADHD can’t also be highly intelligent. Bah! *he says forgetting where he put his keys for the 3rd time today*

that right

That’s the second Fungus Flinga down! We’re slowly getting to the end of the Snotlings team. So many fellows. So utterly nerfed for 7s in the new edition . Snotlings. My beloved :( And yeah, that’s a Cacodaemon. #warhammer #warhammercommunity #bloodbowl #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #wepaintminis

WIP! My goodness pink is tricky. Here’s an update for Johanna The Fleeing from Bad Squiddo. Been fun to paint but a battle too with them tones. Also did pupils. I never do pupils. She’ll be on the shelf till next weekend, back to getting the Bloodbowl backlog done!

Now that the Bugman’s Cart is finished, I need a new weekend project! Pulled this beauty out of the stash - Johanna the Fleeing from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social I have such a busy day this might be as far as I get today though.

Just me screaming internally and externally. My incredible friend @halcyon-daves.bsky.social who has blessed my life for 20 years now gifted me this set of Horus bookends. I used to DROOL over these at our FLGS and I don’t know how he got a set but. He did. And they’re mine now! THANK YOU

I just backed Word Dungeon on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha... Look. It’s an actual game Mrs Dr Dropkick will play with me!

Troll fella is finished! What I like about these troll models is how huge they are compared to the rest of their team mates. Theres a psychological level to plopping one down! #bloodbowl #warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #wepaintminis #troll #snotlings #crudcreeknosepickers

WIP! The troll continues. Getting there for sure. Did the pants, bone, hard skin, and leathers today. Busy week continues and I’m pooched. Just gotta finish the metals, the blue armour, and the leg. So hopefully done tomorrow :) God I love a man in tight, TIGHT pants. 🤤🤤

I just like reading little magazines :)

WIP! Started Snotling troll #2 but it’s a busy day so I only had time to do skin today, and start the hard skin bits. Greeeeeeeeeeen. I promise this photo isn’t in the void. My camera decided with so much green it had to go neon rather than real actual green. So I had to adjust. Green. #green

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

And here is the spinning version. Because after a few Bugman’s your head starts to spin. Enjoy the lovely Bugman’s Cart in full 360 at TWO DIFFERENT ANGLES. I KNOW!! #warhammer #nerdlings #paintslam2026 #warhammercommunity #oldworld #warhammeroldworld #dwarf

Bugman’s Cart is finished! This guy was real fun to do. A really rough 1987 sculpt (the barrel isn’t even round) of a drunken dwarf and his favourite donkey. It’s my first time doing a foliage diorama. Hope it came out okay! #nerdlings #paintslam2026 #wepaintminis #warhammer #oldworld #xxxxxx

Read through issue 0 of @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social and really really enjoyed it. Went to go track down the back issues to read and enjoy on the shelf and uh… y’know what? Nah. $67 for a single issue is a little rich for my blood.

Been feeling pretty sick today - stress? I dunno man. I slept for like 60% of the day. But I did get in some painting at least and finished up the Bugman’s Cart driver. Managed to get a real drunk look I think. Theres no reins so I think the donkey just knows where to go. Tomorrow: the base!

You know what I like? Fun Hoppas. No thought. Name’s right on the tin. It’s Fun, it Hoppa. Fun Hoppa. None of this “lineman” garbage. What is a line? What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets? Enough talk! FUN HOPPA! #bloodbowl #warhammer #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #wepaintminis #hoppa

Look at this little freak! I had so much fun painting this little Snotling Fungus Flinga. Yeah, I wanted him to look like Koffing, the coolest Pokémon. That’s another Snotling down, many to go! #bloodbowl #warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintslam2026 #nerdlings #wepaintminis #pokemon #snotling

I was going to openly mock this and the fact I haven’t used UE in like 8 years but… I realized this is actually more than my work gives employees for their ten year anniversary. Here you get a sticker.

Look at this ornery little guy. He may only be ST1, which is like the equivalent of a small child with a Victorian illness but he’s ready to brawl! That’s another Snotling down! #bloodbowl #warhammer #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #paintslam2026 #wepaintminis #snotlings #crudcreeksnosepickers

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

Why. Why am I so jealous of how straight and perfect his little teefies are?!

Back on my Snotling shit. I’ve never been happy with my mushroom tops so I decided to experiment with contrast paints for them and it made a huge difference. Time to go back and repaint some methinks. This one has huge eyes so I painted him like he’s nibbled on his shroom and now can hear colour

Aquitaine shall fall to his hand soon. #warhammer #warhammercommunity #oldworld #theoldworld

It’s god damn snowing again and I walked 30 minutes through -21 degrees to my therapist appointment only to realize it’s next Monday.

So I signed up for the Million Mini thing while buying a new pot of Celestra Grey (mmmm Celestra Grey). The prizes are neat and all and I’ll have lots of minis painted by May 9th. But they just don’t *compel* me to deal with the hassle of moving and unpacking 100+ models. Is that weird?

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

WIP on the cart! Did a donkey today. And a cart. Donkey was a lot of fun in the end. Cart was… well I got to drybrush! Liking how it’s coming together but still have to do the driver, barrel, and base. But that’s off till next weekend cause it’s back to Bloodbowl!