"Well Crowley, what shall we do with our spare time since heaven and hell have stopped feuding?" "Beats me Az, but it sure is fantastic that the two of us were a pair of Good Omens". Brilliant Show #GoodOmens

Just woke up to see my brand new phone laying besides me playing balatro ASMR videos #Iwokeupwithajoker #Iwokeupwithacrackscreen

Entering my girlsmell era #smellyalater

Becoming the spongebob girl that the squidwards were telling me to avoid all my life. #bubblegem #lifeunderthesea #spongebob

Jenuinely going to Jill myself

Mf like me, on a day like this? I'm taking in that Jestrogen, foolin' around like that fr. That's just how we're waking up to clown and start feelin' silly.

Ahhh, Perry the Platypus, you're just in time for me to reveil my lastest invention. BEHOLD, my CHUDSON-INATOR!! You see, ever since my days in gimmelschtump, my parents would call my brother Roger the "Crown Chad" and me, the "Chump Chud". I was the outcast for every occasion because of my title.

I can not think of a single positive thing that I would say to Kirby if I met the little creature in real life. Real sucker that's for certain, but a bigger sucker am I for thinking he would even give me the slight of day. #Kirby #darkwoke #nevermeetyourheros

This is how I feel when Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 fans talk about it being one of the best games in the series.

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Only 15% left! Please keep spreading the word. We can make this daring game a reality but we need your help.

Excuse me what now? Friend inside me theory still viable???? #deltarune #DR #FriendInsideMe

Made this at 2 in the morning drenched in sweat

Art stuff #art #mask

Made a video for omega Adon in USF4 today, if you wanna do me a favor you can repost this to help raise visibility www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbW...

People often look at you mad for breaking free the often flimsy chains of sanity and, "let it rip". I for one, am more akin to a pressure cooker, where I need a natural release for what Im stewing. But sometimes I must end it abruptly and make haste. So your honor, that's why I drew my gun at the-

Lotta gay people on this app. I wonder if any of them know my boy Christopher. That's my dawg right there.

Here's a little technique that the government won't tell you. While the post office won't ship dangerous equipment or bombs to your enemie's door step, the alternative is to send your enemy each piece individually with colorful instructions, so that they can build the bomb that blows them up.

Queer mafia Goon be like: Ayyy, we'se gonna give you a foul play poundin' and They/Them Some. #queermafiagoonbelike #mafia #cookadaburrito

This game you like? That's actually called "kusogeslop". Yeaahh, sorry pal it's just not good at all. But my game? It's called "kinogem", and not to brag or anything, it's pretty popular and epic. But I guess we could bond over some "kinoslop" or some "kusogegem". Wait why are you getting up and ru-

Here, have a face drew and probably won't look back on at all. Smug bastard probably enjoys it anyways. #art #heiscoming

Yo who thought it was a good idea to invent traffic? MainStreet is the first layer of hell, and there's no way I'm getting cut off to go down further into. Honk at me and I swear there will be metal flyin'. #NotMyLaneNotMyProblem #CarCrasherCommitment #RedLightsAreGreenToMe

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The Lisa simpson bart. Doh

Alright let's see if I can hit this quick binding of isaac run- well that was fun gg I'll start again tomorrow

The Binding of Isaac is the only game where a beggar will give you a bomb that kills himself, followed by the room with spikes and stones that pull you in that kill you instantly.

This Isaac game really is awful. I hate this game with a passion. I really don't like this judas fella. That's enough writing, back to playing more Isaac.

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This could be something interesting...

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Wondering how many full house related jokers I should be adding to my Balatro mod. I've got at least 4 concepts in play but I don't know how busted they'll be. Regardless of what gets cut or put in, I'll be definitely having Krusty the Clown

okay man @yuulbalwright.bsky.social

two balatro tier lists on my thoughts playing this game religiously. one is about what I usually look for and what I like to run, and one is a half-assed, really quick joker tier list based on strength.

she ask me if i cum loud i say yeah bitch i did quite well in school

tm opera o would totally have a roserade

There should be app that tells you where you can hook up with werewolves in your area. Call it something like Howl. This wouldn't be used for malicious purposes Ithunk. .

Jobless people be like: "Oh man I've got to wake up today"

SF4 Omega at a Glance - C. Viper youtu.be/O91yZUpZhCQ?... via @YouTube

attorneys don't even interrogate you anymore man they just show you their badge like this

That one friend who's lowkey a horse but you keep 'em around because you're hungry.

I've been having an interesting time lately going through USF4 and Omega Mode, (mainly as a point of checking out the characters and engine feel) and it's been quite an interesting time logging a bunch of things within these engines. I think Evil Ryu definitely hits the right sort of spot I'm for.

Midnoon Madness: Mfs bee like "I like AppleBees!" No you don't.