saw a pig in a cemetery call that a zombie copman

she ask me if i cum loud i say yeah bitch i did quite well in school

me if you all even care

why do we hate recessions if everything costs less

shake shack but for football call it Ball Shack?

being trans and looking in the mirror is like 50% chance seeing god brought to earth 50% chance seeing El Chupacabra

fork found in kitchen

30 year old Thaddeus Daniel Pierce has been re-frozen

Midnoon Madness: Mfs bee like "I like AppleBees!" No you don't.

Midnight Madness: An AU where Clairen was starved, thin, bone. What if Clairen never had calories? What if she never had canned food before? #ROA2 #Rivals2 #CannedFoodForLive #StarvinIt #ChefBoyardee

Just watched Metal Full Alchemist Brotherhood. I can't believe Armstrong started started Strong Arming everybody in the room of Arms. "He's too powerful... his arms... are strong..." #ArmyofOne #ArmamentsAreMyFavorites #ArmsOfSteel

"Wand to your balls, name 5 cryptic enchantments", said the Wizard. "Just turn me into a frog man, I don't care anymore. You win."

just found out about moe's art

they dont make woman like general major armstrong no more

@eyesofawolf.bsky.social spongebob tomorrow? 👀

the end is the beginning is the end is the beginning

biden got dat weather machien call that shit obamasnow

ball so hard i got testicular cancer...

my viewpoint omniscient the way im reading you

your government probably only has a medium sized conspiracy surrounding it

The truth behind Jeff the Killer's death is that I Jeff the Killed him.

i am quite fond of snakes and parasitic worms

had a really weird experience today

Help me fight censorship. If you see this, reply with 🍉 or 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine

crossed paths with some animals they showed me new horizons

if you played va-11 hall-a and the main thing you took away was "god jill is so hot i need to be her" you missed the point

im back

Tidus: EEEEYIKESSS!!! Looks like the Final Fantasy 10 of us aren't going to stop Seymour! Seymour: I hope you're ready for an unforgettable battle. Wakka:

Tidus: EEEEYIKESSS!!! Looks like the Final Fantasy X of us aren't going to stop Seymour! Seymour: I hope you're ready for an unforgettable battle. Wakka: