These chucklefucks are the only reason I hope the Christian version of hell exists.

This. This right here is why any of this prediction market bullshit is dangerous. There is a reason sports betting is heavily regulated, this should also be.

Soooooooooo, what do we have to do to get people arrested for war crimes??? Is it like a Looney Toons situation where we have to trap them in a shipping container, or is there someone we can call? Because, honestly, this feels more like a hostage situation daily...

Guess what President Bone Spurs? You can't have the Medal of Honor because you never served.

This I believe. I wonder if there's a timer on the teleprompter...

It's not saving our country, it's lining his pockets. Don't let him fucking lie to you.

Uhm... Someone doesn't remember that about 100 years ago there was another "roaring" time period which was followed quite abruptly by a depression that was described by many as "great" and a war that involved many people, a "world war" if you will.

So many unlikeable people in one room... Gross.

"It was probably drugs, Brian." - one of my absolute favorite quotes from a financial crimes webinar. The level of thinly veiled annoyance it was said with was just *chef's kiss*.

I say this with my whole chest: Doug Wilson can kiss my ass, and I hope every single time I have voted it has cancelled out his.

Just a reminder that the first Pride was a riot... I know where we can find some masonry based accessories.

Sometimes your boss's boss's boss's boss walks into your office at 9:45 on a random Monday night to talk to you for an hour and a half. That's a thing that happens where other people work, right?

Forget divorce, justifiable homicide... For the love of God, buy a portable SSD and back up your irreplaceable data and don't let your bumblefuck of a significant other use AI to "organize" anything. That's not what that shit's for.

Jesus, apparently we need to talk really slowly for these people. Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is part of the US. Therefore Bad Bunny is a US citizen. Also, what you keep calling deportation is exile. I need y'all to pick up a dictionary. Also, also, leave Elmo alone.

I made a thing. @kenj1986.us says it's pretty okay.

As a Bears fan, I approve this message.

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. “Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

I have been a Bears fan for THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS and have never been this stressed out during a season. In the off season can y'all please work on scoring in the other three quarters too?????

So, none then. Cool, cool. Awesome.

Three days... Not even three days and I'm marking shit on the bingo card.

My Dearest Ribberta, The sight of the chaos in these misbegotten streets would break your tender amphibious heart. Our dear friend Sprinkles the Unicorn was near brought low today by pepper spray launched by our masked assailants. Yet thee can take heart my love, for the Raccoon Med Brigade were

Can we turn the government off and back on again???

CUBBIES WIN! My dream for a Cubs/Tigers World Series lives!!!!!!!!!

TIGERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now Go Cubs, Go!

Thanks for making me silent ugly-cry while listening to "The Answer Man" @stephenking.bsky.social Honestly, it's one of your best, but dear God did some of it hit waaaaaaay too close to home.

In a horrible, confusing, gross, dumpster fire of a year... I still might get my Cubs vs Tigers World Series. Give me my 1:1,000,000 universe!

I'm tired... I opened an app and almost immediately saw a person's last moments, was then immediately reminded that the most dangerous thing I can do for my leukemia surviving child is send him to school, and then got a text from my Dad's wife telling me he has lung cancer. I need a break.

It took less than a year to get from “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” to “let’s feed them to alligators” All paid for by your tax dollars.

This happens all the time but isn't considered insider trading. It's time for serious ethics overhauls in our government... If we can save the Republic at this point.

Fucking cowards.

Explain the Big Ugly budget bill to me like I’m five… Seriously, this demo is a must see—anyone can understand it. Share it with family and friends. #VoteNo

This administration is killing the best parts of the Republic. The vibrant communities at home and the ones it has helped create abroad. It's killing our kindness, and telling us empathy is somehow a sin. How is this our shining city on a hill? How can we look future generations in the eye?

I'll take C. Kirk's bait w/r/t how immigrants have made my life better: When I was at college nobody mothered me harder than my Palestinian friends' moms. They made sure I slept, ate more than red bull and graham crackers, and gave me a place that felt like home when I needed it. 1/🧵

They applied for asylum, they are doing things "the right way" and now that little boy is missing treatments and care that will have an effect not only on his quality of life, but potentially his ability to live. This is a miscarriage of justice. This is barbarism.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Can we just fucking not??? Get re-mired in the middle east... Let's not. Descend loudly into a kleptocracy... How about no? Take healthcare away from millions of people... Are we monsters? For one goddamned week, can we just. Fucking. Not?

Look! More banana republic shit! Seriously, we're onto the "and then they came for me" part of that poem y'all...

Okay, so immigrants are lazy and on welfare, buuuuut ICE are out kidnapping brown people from their places of employment??? And yes, brown people, because we all know they're only trying to deport Frederik from Sweden if he yells loud enough about the injustices perpetrated onto others.

Are we straight up shooting at the press now?!? I see that she's in the middle of the street, but so are a ton of other people. She was aimed at specifically... This is banana republic shit.

I will never understand people and their obsession with "How to Win Friends and Influence People". Don't be an asshole and actually listen to people. There, I saved you several hours and however much money that book costs now.

I'm going to say it again, we live the the absolute worst damned timeline.

Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.

Putting on my gamer hat for a minute: If you like roguelikes and puzzles go give Blue Prince from @dogubomb.bsky.social and @rawfury.bsky.social a play. It is a gorgeous game and tickles that "mystery game" spot I've had since I was a kid. I have not fallen in love with a game like this in years.