Is there any reason I, a normal person, need to learn what Hasan Piker is?

Nick Timiraos is soft as a wet shit in the melting snow.

Little warm weather brought out the creatures.

Wouldn't today be a great day for it to happen? "Presidents Day" would have so much more significance. The future celebrations will rival only New Year's Eve and the 4th for their unhinged revelry...one can only hope.

Anybody ascertained the whereabouts of this hairball who is known to carry weapons on campus?

HE GONE CUT HOLES IN YOUR POCKET!!!!!

Just looked, TSLA is down 4.20%...Elon must think that's so epic bacon!

I tuned into the All Star game at least half a dozen times tonight. Didn’t see one second of basketball. Are they playing?

"confident stupidity"

It helps if you imagine auto-correct as a tiny elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is, in fact, quite drunk.

Football/fashion question: what’s size are those tee shirt that go over the full uniform/pad situation?

Be on the lookout for a shiny guy with 6 fingers on both hands, last seen wearing a T-shirt with the words "GRI߀ FRibES" printed across the back

I did it. I deactivated both my main and "in trouble" Twitter accounts. After 14-ish years of pretty much daily viewing. Fuck Elon

I need to get something off my chest: 1. Sherrod Brown running ads in Ohio saying he agreed with the odious Gov DeWine on trans issues and 2. Kamala Harris trotting out the fucking Cheney crime family Were my least favorite parts about a really shitty campaign by the Democrats.

I was having a kind of down day, then I remembered Henry Kissinger is in the ground.

Foggy night walk with the girl. Name of Phyllis.

Solemnly drawing a clock in honor of Dianne Feinstein