BBC Translator only spoke four words of what Zelenskyy has said.

Reiner’s son just been arrested.

Trump Derangement Syndrome? The thing is, everything bad that’s ever been written or spoken about 47Felon is absolutely true.

I am looking for someone to share my excellent studio at Tileyard in Kings Cross from January I only need mon, tues, wed each week, so Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun available Please DM me if interested

Fuck off Haaland you spam-faced freak.

@neal-x.bsky.social Think it's a bit too late to send off for this?

Oh dear god, really??

19 photos out of 95,000. It’s a start.

“Trump Accounts” - investment vehicle for children. Dell put in $6B. I smell a dirty rat.

The wife said she’d been bad and I had to punish her, so I installed Windows 11 on her laptop.

Typical. My most liked and retweeted post has a sodding typo in it.

I do miss being in retail. But now I'm pondering retirement as I'm an Englishman in a strange land and I don't spreche the old Deutsch all that well. I miss meeting wonderful people and celebs like Martyn Ware from Heaven 17. Such wonderful chats about music and tech. Happy days.

Twatter allowed me enough time to log in and directly slag off Kristi Noem and Liam Gallagher.

It’s Election Day in Tennessee, and we know: The power is with the people. If you live in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, head to IWillVote.com to make sure you know when and where to vote today.

RIP Robin Smith

My oldest Mac died this morning. Had it for 17 years. One RAM upgrade and a new SSD about eight years ago, and that's all I did to it apart from upgrade the OS when I felt like it and service it (ie: blow the dust out of it) occasionally. Thank you for helping me through some hard times.

Governor Newsom releases his advanced imaging results...

From the BBC: When pressed by a reporter about which body part the MRI examined, Trump said: "I have no idea. It was just an MRI - what part of the body? It wasn't the brain, because I took a cognitive test and I aced it." Even the BBC couldn't make this shit up.

Head of the OBR resigned. Who’s next?

Drug prices at 500, 600 and 700% discounts. Wow. No wonder he’s failed at every business he’s had. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Rigby and Mason ready to stick the knife into Keir in three … two … one …

50 years of Discreet Music.

Somehow I’d forgotten just how hot Penny was in the first season of Big Bang Theory.

Daniel Farke is correct. City are a bunch of dirty cheating fakers. And where’s that fine and points deduction and/or relegation?

Unexpected snow overnight.

Just watched The Batman. Yeah, it was alright I guess.

I can’t call them Cornish Pasties but they turned out perfectly well.

So Zelensky’s right hand man just resigned. How long before the biggest criminal on the planet cries “corruption”?

I can only think of one loser who'd take the death of a National Guard member to turn the conversation towards himself. I'm sorry for the family and friends of Sarah Beckstrom. Your 'president' doesn't care about you. Or anybody but himself. The sooner this planet is rid of this slime the better.

I wrote an Executive Order and sent it to the wife stating we were having a Chinese for tea.

BBC London’s Meghan Owen is pretty hot.

Shame

Beth Rigby just needs to belt up.

The Christmas Market at the Rathaus, Vienna was lovely this year.

Sit down Badenoch, you utter minstrel.

@tayo3000.bsky.social Thank you for “Seven Hundreths of a Goal”. Had to turn off for 20 minutes cos I couldn’t stop laughing.

Had a dream that I was dating Olivia Wilde. It was glorious.

Turkey pardoning a turkey.

Found this dog holding the fort at the Christmas Market in Vienna yesterday.

47 Felon 0, Comey 1

I hope it's a bit warmer in Vienna tomorrow but I'm not betting on it.

Well done Newcastle. Just need to see off the filth tomorrow.

Need Newcastle to “do a Forest” now.

COP30 more of a COP-OUT

A little wintry walk in Steyr today.

Daily Mail buying the Telegraph. One less rag to read.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele. No seriously, I’m a ghoul.

Some good news for a change.