If I’d known dinner with Stanley Tucci was on the line I’d have joined the US Women’s Hockey Team ages ago

Good thing both WB and Paramount suck so much at making money and audience retention or else I’d be more worried about

I watched Buckaroo Banzai instead

As long as it's not Under New Management I'm onboard

I miss Surge. We had it back for a brief but glorious few years, but once again we are in The Dark Times

Overheard a guest at Epcot casually refer to Test Track as “GM Test Track” and I was like sir did you just use its government name in conversation?

Ok now give me The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

"...the Beaver Picture?"

Got this 90s era Disney Channel promotional clock to go with my early 80s Disney Home Movies promotional clock. One more and it’s a promotional clock *collection*.

No joke one of the best building experiences I’ve had in years. And this thing is less than $30

It’s TIME (pun intended)

Counter-point: Muppet Treasure Island should consider itself lucky to be at the bottom of a Muppet Movie top 5 on a good day

There is a special place in Hell reserved for those who sort their LEGO bricks by color

There’s a full on police raid a block behind our house. Gotta be 15 sheriffs in the neighborhood. They won’t shut the fuck up

Are we taking bets on how quickly after install this ride floods

“What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola?” Nuka-World IS that place! Hey, fictional theme parks are fair game too… New print debuting this weekend at Milk Mart Orlando!

We’ve got a fun new print coming soon- stay tuned!

I’ll take “things that will never happen” for $1000, Ken.

Disney’s insatiable urge to plan expansion plots in their parks and then just never use them

The made a shirt from the fake movie poster from the queue from the Disneyland version of Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway 😮‍💨

Using the bathroom in the Imagination Pavilion because it’s one of the only places left in Epcot where I can listen to score from Bruce Broughton

Watching Martin's "CTX to Dinosaur" Ultimate Tribute video on YouTube and I got side-swiped by his use of one of my Dinosaur pieces in a montage of Dinoland photos.

Caricaturist at Magic Kingdom working on a portrait of the new Business Daddy

If Sword in the Stone beats Lilo and Stitch I will burn this bracket to the ground and anyone who gets in my way

Surprised! I figured it would linger in sign purgatory for months until they were ready to install a new one

Sword in the Stone has issues no one is willing to admit to. It’s slow and meandering in the worst ways, albeit with extreme bright spots. Lilo and Stitch is very close to being a perfect film.

Can we put Muppets Tonight on Disney+ now

Return of the Wizard of Bras confirmed

Former Disney CEO Michael Eisner congratulated Josh D’Amaro on being named the next CEO and offered him some advice: "...and keep close the words of Walt Disney: 'We love to entertain kings and queens, but the vital thing to remember is this—every guest receives the VIP treatment.'"

No one ever talks about how great the exit signs were at Restaurantosaurus

Good they can fix the curtains

Glad they got him out there today for one last ride with the cast. 🥰

If you’re attending the final day of Dinosaur at Animal Kingdom tomorrow; come find us! We have swag from both ourselves at Theme Park Preservation Society and some goodies from @robyeodesign.com ! Hope to see y’all there!

Wtf man

The CTX Time Rover will literally transport you to the age of the dinosaurs! How? That WAS proprietary. But with the imminent closure of the Dino Institute, certain information has been unearthed. This new print will be available this weekend in person at Goblin Market and online early next week.

I love Fallout

This has "the homeowner refused to sell so they built around them" energy

A wonderfully weird show that gave us this amazing gif

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

I can't believe this embarrassing shit will have lasted almost 9 years. Good riddance.

David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.

Phenomenal cosmic power— 3 bed 2 bath, 1100 sq ft living space

Surfin’ Figment

Every day we drift further from God’s light

Whatever happened to the metaverse

Have you ever wanted to experience the joy of visiting an old, dark, stuffy Florida gas station in the middle of summer 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 A/C? Well if you visited Chester & Hester’s Dinosaur Treasures when it first opened, you could! Join me for an unnecessarily detailed trip through HVAC prehistory 🧵