Outlive these fucking ghouls

GUY WHO THINKS KILLING PEOPLE WITH BETA VERSIONS OF SELF-DRIVING CARS IS JUST THE COST OF PROGRESS: lol look at this weird $40k line item in a $6 trillion budget. what a terrible waste

I think a lot of folks could benefit from taking a minute to read this from @tuck.bsky.social (and support Gender Reveal while you’re there). www.patreon.com/posts/121361...

Just finished season 1 of Severance and oh my actual fucking god?! I love this show

Thank you @belmontcinema.bsky.social for making me feel a tiny bit festive (finally!) at the It’s A Wonderful Life screening today 🧡 I have been so impressed with the team’s effort to get Aberdeen the cinema we deserve and can’t wait to see what 2025 holds. Thanks team 🫶

The real reason I can’t drink much anymore is that I start performing the Wham Rap after 3.5 units of alcohol

Doing some crochet on the train to Dundee for my last therapy session of the year. Days get shorter from Saturday let’s fucking GOOOOOO

Our car is slowly dying so I just had a look at what else we could get and uhhh I think I’ve found my dream car?

wfh while Sandy Miranda roasts her rump

Saw Xiu Xiu tonight and only got a little scared

Aberdeen, this is on Saturday! We can’t make it but this will be good ⚡️

Drank one flat, warm pint of cider that tasted more of coriander than apples, and watched Uranium Club rip at Flying Duck tonight

I have zero followers, so I'm speaking to myself, I guess 🤔 Anyhoo, here's a cool poster for the Paper Rifles 10th anniversary gig on the 14th of December. Buy a ticket here - antimanifesto.bandcamp.com/merch/paper-...

Go to hell, twitter