Figured out it's his 12th birthday 🎉

Happy birthday itty!

tour has been insane love u all💖

happy valentines day cuties ;3 💚

Officially one year on t 🎉

i love heated rivalry

My curls got complimented today and it kinda made my day ☺️

Im not beating the old man allegations

I'm cat sitting and this cat legit terrifies me

You know your sleep schedule is fucked when you text your friend at 8 am and they ask why you're awake

If you sit on the floor of a restaurant there's a special place in hell for you

Survived my first christian wedding and my favorite question was "is the B short for Bartholomew?"

I did what google says is a 45 minute walk in under 30 minutes. I feel sweaty and accomplished

Tonight at work I thought I'd have a chill night of just food running and now I'm bartending 😭

My coworker (who obviously doesn't know) called me a puppy yesterday and I've never felt more clocked lol

Didn't win the cocktail competition but it was very fun!

The amount of math needed to batch a cocktail is killing me 😭

Im super surprised that the new 'i know what you did last summer' is actually good

We love a work mimosa

The restaurant industry is so goofy cause why does a man about my mom's age have full-on beef with me for no reason lol

I have almost watched every season of drag race at least once!!!

being mutuals with someone is so interesting. we interact every day. i don't know your last name or even necessarily your first. i've seen your penis. i don't know if we're friends.

I have beef with so many people/things today 🙃

My job started doing karaoke and I wanna kms 😭

Me since yesterday lol

I've been doing over 20,000 steps for the past few days and I wanna die 😭

One of the guard members from the gay marching band I'm in put glitter on my face this morning and I still haven't been able to get it all off 😭

I can't believe i got interviewed (on camera) while wearing my "gods favorite transsexual" sweatshirt

I still can't believe we had a 25 top turn into a 100 top at work last night 😭

Why did this lady ask for my name and then decide she was just gonna call me bluey. My name is objectively easier...

*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers?

It feels really weird to be working a morning shift

We found this photo in our archives with no context and are engaging in collective union bargaining until the cat/dog get switched to the other side.

Here's a random reminder that I am, in fact hot

In the US, the bunny is thought to bring treats on Easter, but other countries have had their own Easter animals: - Germany- fox - Switzerland- the cuckoo bird - Australia- the bilby And in Sweden, you might get a visit from Påskkäring, or the Easter Witch. Adorable.

I got to meet ken jennings today!!!