Never forget a change of underwear when fleeing for your life. The fleeing continues today on @playersandbook.com at 3pm PT with @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me! #dnd #ttrpg twitch.tv/playersandbook

Remember, if someone in your life is constantly making bad decisions, they chose to be in your life at some point. So you really shouldn't be surprised they're still screwing up.

Nobody tell Hank.

It’s nearly time to set sail with the “Secondhand Souls”! Join @dcimmerian.bsky.social, @dreamwisp.bsky.social, @Goblinkatie.com, @latiajacquise.com, & @Lauren-Urban.com as they enjoy/cause existential crises on the high seas! Twitch.TV/PlayersAnd... (Sunday at 6pm EST / 3pm PST)

"From the moment your consciousness emerged from oblivion, death was your companion. It will be there with you at the end, when you are mad with grief at the loss of all you've ever loved. But not for me. I'll live after the stars are cinders. And I will always be alone."

We will all see the ends of our books, but will you be its author, or someone else? @playersandbook.com is off this week, but @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & I will be back next week to continue writing this story together! #dnd #ttrpg #liveplay

my mood is currently "accidentally listened to a Sara Bareilles song and trying not to openly weep in a parking lot"

If anyone is interested, I have three openings for a game I'm DMing over on Startplaying. startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

story pitch: a bag of doritos and when you take one out of the bag it's magically replaced until eventually the whole bag is entirely different doritos than you started with and I'll call it the chip of theseus

jesus was a nepo baby no I will not be taking questions

Had a dream where I was hanging out with a girl I loved and who was clearly in love with me. When she said that she loved me I said "Yeah I'm excited to see where this goes" and I think I might be the problem.

You know it strikes me odd that I have two D&D campaigns going and the theme of one is the nature of identity and the other is on the nature of reality. But I don't have any strong attachment to philosophy and usually shrug and think "who cares" when it comes up in real life.

Finished Stardew Valley this morning. 100% finished. No more content. All achievements. Feels like that should be illegal.

The biggest problem with modern technology and social media is, I think, that it gives us exactly what we want. And we all secretly hate ourselves.

No you didn't forget a great idea. A good idea sticks with you. A mediocre idea tricks you into thinking it was good after you've forgotten it.

...wait. Is Homelander just a more violent Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog?

Gonna create a new spell that's a cross between Vortex Warp and Time Stop. I'll replace the verbal components with a kinesthetic component. It's just a step to the left. Then a step to the right...

Was thinking about Superman after the James Gunn teaser and why it works for me while Snyder's version never did. Superman lets us pretend for a little while that someone is coming to save us. It's a beautiful fiction. And sometimes I need to pretend for a little while.

As we all know @playersandbook.bsky.social has the greatest NPC known to man. Wizard Frog. Today, I was stumbling through the tumblr cesspool (term of endearment) and found this. @dcimmerian.bsky.social 's author avatar as a frog. Joining the two worlds. Cred: scientistyaoi Glory to Wizard Frog.

One nice thing about Wicked coming back into vogue is that I can now watch other people reacting to Defying Gravity for the first time.

I do not recommend staying at the Infinite Hotel. Sure, they have infinite rooms but every time someone new checks in they make you move one room down. The breakfast was nice though. 3/5 stars.

Thinking of starting a new BG3 game and never getting out of Act One whenever they release the Bladesinger.

Doctors are necessary for a functioning society. Teachers are necessary. Education is necessary. And yet capitalism went so far up its own ass that they want us to go into debt for life in order to learn how to perform jobs that *need* to be performed.

I was thinking today about why I created a "big good" in my D&D world and I think it comes back, weirdly, to modern Star Trek. I liked when the Federation was flawed but ultimately and unquestionably the good guys. Sure not every franchise needs to be like that, but it's nice when some are.

artificial intelligence implies the existence of natural intelligence and I've seen no evidence of that

It’s almost time for the season one finale of Players And Book! The Secondhand Souls have arrived on the Isle of Dreams only to discover they are not alone in looking to uncover its secrets. Sign up and set sail tonight at 6 PM Eastern/3 PM Pacific on: Twitch.tv/PlayersAnd...

Looking for opinions from other forever DMs: does it bother any of the rest of you that you may be blind to certain problems in your game because you don't spend enough time as a player, or is it less of a concern than my brain makes it out to be?

I may not seem the type to be very excited about Christmas, but here I am anyway. I'm one of those fucks who keeps their Christmas lights up all year round not (only) out of laziness, but 'cause I like the way they look.

Be there or be square.