Wizard's Eye

Mutzi is the president of the chamber of commerce

Moss creature

All time hup!

Soaring into the week’s end

someone posted this in response to a proposed Data Center in my town. While I'm glad they oppose it, using AI to generate an incoherent anti AI cartoon is the same as a dog eating its own vomit.

If there's one thing I miss about living in civilization, it's Korean spas.

They should make flea + tick collars for humans

Saw a little fox carrying her morning catch and he barked for 3 minutes straight.

First tick extraction of 2026

I have about 16 very promising tomato seedlings. tomato town 🔜

I'm on the shorter side of average height wise, so it freaks me out seeing how the hoods of new trucks are basically as tall as me.

Let's ride on mama

Couldn't sleep last night bc I heard a couple of barred owls get into a dispute. I hate it when my friends fight.

Saw a little fox today but didn't get my phone out in time so you'll have to take my word for it

Peace in our time

small request: if anyone has a spare nuke, if you could please give it to Iran, that would be helpful. that way, we wouldn't have to think about any of this ever again

took an early AM walk along the river and saw a huge bald eagle gliding above the water. I was so awestruck that I stood in place for 30 seconds, which was enough time for Mutzi to wander into the bushes and get covered in ticks

I've heard some rough nicknames, but crotch rot has to be at the top of the list

A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.

been seeing a ton of eagles, broad wing hawks, and coppers hawks lately. Wonder if this has anything to do with my neighbor's missing free range chickens.

Found a tick on the small of my back while I was getting ready for bed. fuck New England.

I have an idea for a national holiday called National Day of Silence where everyone has to shut the fuck up for 1 day

Been getting back into weightlifting and this has been replaying in my head nonstop

Feeding the cat, taking the dog for a walk

i was right

Rewatching Girls for the first time since I was a pudgy 22 year old living in East Williamsburg, realizing that I was desperate to hate it bc I owned like 3 of the same cardigans as Lena Dunham

From her Robot Doctors series, The Sadist in the White Coat, created c.mid-C20th by Mary Bishop in the art therapy studio at Netherne hospital where she was compelled to live. While there, she painted hundreds of works expressing distress at her experiences inside & outside of the psychiatric system

Hour 4 of having Hit the Quran stuck in my head

Predicting the “what a lovely day on the intern…oh good lord” meme several decades in advance

Going to Toronto in July for work. Reney Deals International

trying to go on a shorter walk than usual

Rancid vibes at this middle school I have to visit for work

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

A little birdie told me that the Bristol unit voted for union representation in a landslide victory. www.stamfordadvocate.com/business/art...

Saw a porcupine

Gaza. 2023

Baby news network

Graham Platner is coming to Portland this Saturday to hold a protest with MPA against this illegal Iran War. We're meeting outside of Sen. Susan Collins' office at 1 Canal Plaza at 12 PM. Now is the time to speak up, for the well-being of people in uniform and for the good of Iranian civilians.

A little bird told me that if you want to support HMU working at ESPN/Distinct Artistry, you should go to www.SupportOurCrew.com and use the form to contact management.

NEW: 10 Makeup Artists and Hair Stylists for ESPN are unionizing with @iatse.bsky.social

Gonna become the next big fraud grifter by going to SLC and infiltrating Mormon mom groups where they just scam each other with MLMs

Yarn crucifix

Going mole mode every time I leave the house at night

8/1/26 - nocturn

Spent the day working on this (mostly) seamless sock for a friend with big ol' stompers. not thrilled with how it came out, looking forward to tearing it up tomorrow and starting over

We need to take advantage of right wing dullards feigned outrage over fraud and convince them that Utah is full of somalis and MLMs fund Hamas or whatever

Starting 2026 off strong

And You Will Know Me By the Sound of My Snowpants Swishing

finished gifts by the skin of my teeth