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As the Breslin Center holds its breath in anticipation of the Cooper alley-oop, a lone voice calls out. @lukedionise.bsky.social: “DUNK THAT S***”

@ Michigan State football

Let’s go

Don’t worry, guys. That was the reality check I needed to not get my hopes up

My parents, Michigan State football season ticket holders of 40 (FORTY!) years, are canceling after this season. In case you’re wondering at the state of the program

My leadership training at work is stating to use AI to help with conversation summaries or emails. This is the worst timeline

USC fans are really… LA. A mix of people taking selfies the entire game and fans who don’t know anything about football along with a couple really aggressive old dudes

USC charges $19 for a beer

Not feeling good about this game time tomorrow. I’m here in LA on day 2 falling asleep at 8:30pm. I know I’m washed up now but I’d imagine the players are in the same boat

So it’s against NCAA rules for MSU to practice past 10 pm eastern, but it’s no big deal for them to be scheduled to play an 11 pm eastern road game. Make it make sense

You and me à Paris 🇫🇷🤍 Happy third anniversary, my love @lukedionise.bsky.social

These Detroit Tigers 😮‍💨

I don’t know if this is a hot take, but people have gotten way too comfortable bringing their non-service dogs everywhere. Your dog doesn’t need to be at the grocery store or the mall

If you’re bidding on the Spartan Stadium Spartan heads I wanna talk. Where are you putting that?

I would like everyone to know I gave a stranger at the gas station generic brand Tylenol PM from a box in the trunk of my car tonight. I did explain I work for the manufacturer. But I think both the guy and I are a little crazy for that exchange.

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can i bill msu for my stress induced health problems

Never a fucking doubt

Did they just stop play to tell the players to knock it off?

Victory for MSU! 🏀💚

Women’s team is really struggling with the press from Harvard right now. Lots of sloppy play

Never a doubt, right guys? 😅 (I stood and paced for the entire second half)

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Petitioning for ESPN TC to make correct upset picks worth slightly more points. No way I get the same amount for picking McNeese over Clemson as someone else gets for picking Houston over SIUE

TODAY’S THE DAY

Peters (D-MI) Masto (D-NV) Durbin (D-IL) Fetterman (D-PA) Gillibrand (D-NY) Hassan (D-NH) King (I-ME) Schatz (D-HI) Schumer (D-NY) Shaheen (D-NH) Remember their names. They betrayed you.

Big Ten champs.

TALK YO S*** JIGGY

Tre Holloman is a dawg

Which one of you did this? (Section 215)

The officiating is flagrant

Finally got these framed up!

MSU alum: do you know what “STR” means and what year did you graduate?

Sic semper tyrannis.

I only get one life to live and I have to live it during a hostile takeover of the US government?

Breslin Center is rockin!!

What if we go to the hoop. What if

Did I finish Onyx Storm or did Onyx Storm finish me? #OnyxStorm

Gus Johnson, just stop talking

What a goal!!! #V4MSU

After review, the officials somehow determine that the goal stands much to the confusion of the BTN tv crew… and any non-Wisconsin hockey fans watching.

TRASH call. Goalie interference for sure #MSUHockey

MSU hockey at Wrigley thoughts: the ice looks really beat up on tv. Also, is the rink smaller?

@lukedionise.bsky.social made me a pb&j for dinner but he toasted the bread?? Someone explain

The Peach Bowl is what the hype about college football is about

Put up 204.76 points in fantasy and lost. Don’t text

We really have the number one Packaging program in the country and they call it “Cardboard Recycling” 🥴