I woke up around 4am and saw my cat staring at me from the edge of the furniture. I thankfully fell back asleep and woke up around 7:45am because he meowed. I'm choosing to believe that his reaction wasn't because of our early morning schedule lately but because it's Christmas. Merry Christmas! 🎄

Today is my first day off in a month and I still woke up at 5am without an alarm 😫 I probably still won't be able to be around much til mid-January, but I hope everyone here is doing well 🤍

It's a week before Christmas... how does the tree in my front yard still have acorns to violently throw at my roof? 😳

Anyone else cook on ✨️vibes✨️ and not know how much seasoning you're using? I threw chili in the crock pot this morning before work and it didn't require additional tweaking after the initial dump. I wish I knew how much of what I added, other than the metric shit ton of cayenne and chipotle.

"Vogt, sources tell ESPN, quietly signed a new deal." 👀 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

🎶 I don't wanna socialize unless I'm getting numb 🎶

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I don't know how much I'm gonna be around here in the next month. My last day off was Friday and my next day off will be Christmas Eve. Something had to give to save my sanity, and this app/real world news was it. I may post occasionally but I just can't scroll and read right now, sorry 🫤

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My house is under assault from flying acorns. Send help.

They're too cute. #LetEmKnow

“So, do you have any plans this weekend?” I'm just going to hang out at home. “Ah, so no plans yet.” What? I just told you my plans.

This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)

Don't tell me what to do.

This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)

Stephen Vogt has won AL Manager of the Year for the second straight year. Vogt joins Bobby Cox, Kevin Cash and Pat Murphy (also 2024-25) as the only managers to win in consecutive seasons. More in thread below:

The older I get, the more I understand why some people choose to disappear and live a quiet, private life.

I'm tired of feeling like a ticket broker for the people I go to the home opener/playoffs with 😔

It's giving creamsicle. #LetEmKnow

Listening to the Selby is Godcast yesterday, Zack Meisel said that one of the 2023 pitches in the indictment bounced and hit Mike Zunino just beyond the edge of his chest protector and he had to take a minute to shake it off. Clase wasn't just throwing shit, he was putting people at risk of injury.

Well now this is just sad less than 24 hours later.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

There were hardly any leaves on the ground yesterday 😔

A small reminder from your feline friend 🐈‍⬛🤍

Looks like a Metroparks partnership for City Edition this year. #LetEmKnow

Speaking of integrity alone, it's crazy that we let go of Corey Kluber for Clase. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.

Realistically how soon can contracts be voided to free up the money to spend elsewhere? Moving on from Clase alone frees up a ton.

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

"Giddey, not surprisingly, has checked out." 🤣🤣🤣 #LetEmKnow

Can someone kidnap him before the Bulls leave the arena tonight? 😭😭😭 #LetEmKnow

Joy 😒

"You're grumpy already? It's only the first quarter. The weekend just started." 😂 #LetEmKnow

As much as I miss Cayleigh and AC in the studio for pregame shows on the road, seeing DG walk up and start dancing behind Serena and Brad is worth it. #LetEmKnow

José Ramírez was named the AL's Silver Slugger Award winner at third base. It's his sixth time earning the honor and fourth time the past six seasons.

Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The problem with waking up early to start overtime at 5am is that now its 10am and I want lunch.

Aldi is offering Thanksgiving meal fixins that will feed 10 (YMMV) for $40. Please share with those who may find it helpful this year: www.aldi.us/products/tha...

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In the year that I've been here, I've only had one fan of another team show up in my mentions trying to talk shit. This has otherwise been a fun place for baseball.