Shout out to the Astros left fielder for not doubting Hosey's baserunning (or not wanting to jog all the way in and then back out) #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

People in the ballpark really need to get on the same page about whether the new lyrics are "West Virginia, Chase DeLauter" or "Chase DeLauter, mountain mama" I've heard it sung both ways and IMO only the first one makes sense. #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Gaddis still coming in to a "Hoist the Colours" hype video ❤️ #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

I still love that Kwan's wife makes him walk up to "Right Thurr" this year. Respect. #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Anyone know if there are any places in the ballpark other than the corner or the new terrace club where you can get draft beer? I hate getting beer through grab n go because the people working at the checkout aren't always the friendliest, and Brew Kettle by 162 is no more 😭 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

As correctly predicted, he no longer wants to nap behind the drapes and is still refusing cat beds. He's had a rough week health-wise, so if he wants to lay on a fluffy blanket thrown on the floor, that's what he gets.

In the last few years, Williams, Cecconi and Messick have all taken no hit bids into the 9th, Cantillo took a perfect bid into the 7th, and Bibee had a 10 K CGSO. All hail The Pitching Factory™ 🙌 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Guardians manager Stephen Vogt played quite the prank on Orioles manager (and his former right-hand man) Craig Albernaz in Cleveland today. When Albernaz went into visitor’s manager’s office, the desks and chairs were all kids-sized. Also, Spider-Man shower curtain, Bluey stuff.

Nothing is more annoying in sports than seeing someone that you do not respect have any amount of success.

In addition to the sunshine and baseball goodness today, I got carded 💁‍♀️

You guys... I think we found our lineup. #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Riddle me this, Batman... if the renovations are done and everything is blue, why are the player facades in the upper deck and the walls around the warning track still green?

Treat yo self. #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Starter jacket or Vogt coat?

I wasn't gonna talk about curling anymore, but one last thing before I stop. Despite the improvements that are needed (better cameras, camera operators, directors, on-screen graphics), I'm intrigued by Rock League. I liked the mens/womens/mixed teams all competing together. However... 🥌🧵 1/3

Armageddon is terrible, but it's not the worst Ben Affleck movie that exists.

I love everyone being handed massive blocks of cheese 😂🥌🇸🇪

SWEDEN FOR GOLD!! Number 8 for Team Edin! If this is the last go round for them (I hope it's not), what a way to go! #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪

I hope Bob gets well soon. It's not the same when he's not there. 🙏 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

One of Shuster's boys was crying 💔

Someone asked me yesterday why I was watching the last ends of the men's curling semifinal after the Guardians game if I wasn't betting on it. Asked me twice. I'm sorry that I have niche interests that don't require betting for me to enjoy? USA v Scotland bronze medal game about to start! #wmcc 🥌🇺🇸

Nothing like getting home after a full day of walking downtown just to realize you now have a blood blister on the bottom of your big toe 🤦‍♀️

USA wins qualifiers 🥌✔️ Guards win the home opener ⚾️✔️ Sweden wins the semifinals 🥌✔️ Excellent day for me! #wmcc #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Degenerate gambling on the hot dog derby returns this season. Ketchup won today, but I need to know why Mustard's lawyer clocked him with a briefcase 😒 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Gangsta's Paradise pregame hype video this season 🙌🙌🙌 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Wait... did Bob Tayek (ballpark announcer) retire? Someone else introduced Hammy... #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Opening Day lunch of champions 🍺

Oh. Em. Gee. #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪🙌

While I was going down the rabbit hole of Mariners promotions this season, I saw they have a Lupus awareness night which surprised TF out of me. I know the running joke on the TV show House was "it's never Lupus," but sometimes it is 🙋‍♀️

Josh Naylor and Tucker happening when, Mariners? There's apparently a Josh bobblehead in May, but it's Tucker-less.

I love the intro video of Team Shuster where Plys gets the giggles 😂🥌 #wmcc

I hate sports. Sports are stupid.

March 31st didn't exist. I watched nothing today. (I'm talking about curling but apparently this applies to baseball too?)

You have got to be kidding me. What is even happening today? #wmcc

Yep 🫤 #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪

I'm more nervous today than I have been since round robin started #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪

Made it home to see Sweden v Switzerland #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪

Sweden 🥌✔️ Guardians ⚾️✔️ Cavs 🏀✔️ Apparently all the stuff I slept through yesterday went well. Yay for me.

Your American League Player of the Week: Chase DeLauter First Cleveland player to win the award in first week of a season since Albert Belle in 1995. Most recent Cleveland rookie to win it: Steven Kwan in September 2022.

The ice cream truck just went down my street. It's March 30.

Having to train a new employee the same week as late night curling and late night baseball is so rude 🫩

Watching my favorite teams go at it will likely be far more fun than baseball tonight, so Sweden v USA curling til I fall asleep it is. 🥌🇸🇪 Sorry Guards 😬

Jason Benetti shouting out Zack Meisel's Hosey helmet counter 😂 #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Ooh fun, it's gonna be Jason Benetti and Arch on the call. #ForTheLand #GuardsBall

Peacock has a small TWIB segment in their Sunday night pregame show?! 😍

Kinda lame that the Peacock MLB "begins shortly" screensaver rotates between four different ballparks. Get drone shots of all of them, or show drone shots of the two that are in the feature broadcast.

Really weird that sometime in the last end or so the scorebug changed from current men's draw 6 scores to say world junior curling championship. The oldest man on the ice right now is in his 40s... I think they're past the junior stage 😂 #wmcc 🥌🇸🇪