Lets fuckin goooooooooo

Going back thru, the Game of Thrones tv series had some seriously ridiculous lines. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant" is some of the wildest shit I've ever heard, and doesn't get talked about enough imo

Do we? Do we know? When we fly? Where we? Where we go? Do we die?

I ain't got no reason For lookin back on yesterday Change comes just like the seasons Even if you don't want it that way

MANCHESTER CITY BOTTLE JOBS!!!

If we don't get a chant about Piero Hincapié's bare naked ass, then football is broken

Seriously yall, sometimes I really just wanna sneak off and move away to somewhere nobody knows me

The er computer scrensaver has taught me that May is hyperbaric awareness month

Huge one today #coyg

BALLER

Breath of fresh air, Bukayo Saka. Welcome back my g ♡ #afc

Indeed must have did a wake-n-bake this morning... because geologist?! My brother in satan, I am a design engineer. I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to rocks

OUR BLOOD WILL FOREVER RUN THROUGH THE STONE #AFC

What a fuckin goal. That was three corners in the making. Some 3D chess shit. Ebere Eze, my man ♡ #afc

We came 31 light years from earth to teraform and chew gum. And we're all out of gum."

I found out what my body fat percentage is today... I'm not gonna tell yall what it is, but I will ask yall to shame me rigorously until it improves

Astronauts aboard ISS & Orion spacecraft had a space-to-space talk on April 7, 2026 This was the first time we had humans orbiting the moon AND in low Earth orbit, at the same time. (Plus Tiangong space station(China)) That's awesome. Video credit: NASA) www.instagram.com/reel/DW2ViyE...

All of my bosses each have a silly number of titles. They think it makes them sound cool and important. And unlike Tormund, they don't realize it's all actually a big joke at their expense. There's no Mance Rayder here to take the piss out of them

When you should be saving for your roof, but this is the last spring/summer of your 30's so you splurge on your "great white buffalo" setup from your youth

Fucking huge massive penalty. Gyokeres hits em so hard. Let's fuckin go now

Welcome home Integrity ♡

The Michigan state flower is in full bloom, just as they are every single spring. They start popping up everywhere once the weather starts warming up. Here's a bunch growing wild at the end of my road

Today is a new day, yall. Got a fresh bag of weed, a new lego, a pizza, and I just put There Will Be Blood on S tier night incoming

Fuck... Heart is broken... Equal parts sad and angry. When you think you know somebody... Remember yall, evil can hide anywhere 😭

Bluesky, what's your position on farting at the urinal? Some say it's rude. I say, if you can't fart openly in a bathroom, where are you allowed to fart? Am I the asshole? (pun not intended lol)

I had a dream last night that I sharted at work. So now I'm here today, terrified to fart lol

That goal from Eberechi Ezi was Porno Graphic. Sheesh

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

MY MAN MAX DOWNMAN

Bro tottenham are a DISASTER 🤣🤣🤣

When you get your copy of House of Leaves back after it being lent out/missing for over a decade, you drop what you're doing and you read it. This one is 100% on my Mt Rushmore of books

When you pick up two Lorcana packs while grocery shopping on your day off, and you casually pull a $200 card

If arsenal win the league, and spurs actually manage to go down, I seriously might just cum from the combination of euphoria and pettiness

Spurs really are gonna go down, huh

The thing about Bennis is that he fuckin sucks. Zero redeeming qualities. I feel like casting a black actor for this roll is setting the actor himself up for a bunch of racial abuse. We already know how awful this fanbase can be. Also Babou Ceesay is too young and handsome to be Bennis imo

My partner and I started a HoTD rewatch last night. It is a struggle for me to be bothered with it, if I'm honest. We got so much good from AKOTSK that it makes the bad from HoTD even worse. Maybe it's just too soon...

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

The last of our AKOTSK S1 episode recordings is out now! Give us a week or two and we’ll be back with our wrap up episode…and we promise it won’t be a year this time, but we do need a breather. www.buzzsprout.com/2532029/epis...

#coyg we got a title to win let's go

SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE!!!

Iwobi's still a gooner ♡ spurs can fuck off all the way to the championship 🤣🤣

Just built my first Lorcana deck. Come at me, bros

Second best episode, easy #akotsk

YOU CAN HEAR EM CRYING AT THE LANE!!! EBERE EZE SCORES AGAIN!!! ONE CALL FROM MIKEL AND HE SAID "WOW, FUCK OFF TOTTENHAM I'M A GOONER NOW!!!"

QUICK! Get most of the way through our recording on the Trial Pre-Show episode before watching the Trial episode tonight!!! Out now wherever you listen. www.buzzsprout.com/2532029/epis...

Great episode, but I've got some quarrels...

Yo that Eze pass made my pants get shorter, holy shit. What a ball. And very much needed. Let's go

I think all these Dexter "leaks" are just them trolling, tbh

Steely Pate just followed me back on twitter ♡

In case you missed it due to the switched around release days for episode 4, don’t forget to check out our conversation on episode 3! www.buzzsprout.com/2532029/epis...