Maneuvering through a crowded dance floor is a skill that more of y’all need to learn. I’ve seen some ABYSMAL behavior here tonight.

Nothing Gags A Twink Like A Tranny Turning Down His Bump In The Backroom

This looks like Brittany Broski

Wow I love these fools

I have my bottle of estrogen but I want my first time to be ✨special✨uwu

Starting hormones 🥲

“is your pony pink?”

You’re fucking in the club I’m farting in front of the fog machine we are not the same

We’re fighting ICE agents when we see them right? We’re starting bail funds to get each other out right? None of that “start running to save time” shit. Tackle them to the ground, Slash their tires, then run. We need to start fighting violence with violence. This shit isn’t working anymore.

There is truly nothing like being at oasis when everyone is there. The double cheek kisses and the witted banter between brothers and sisters just puts such a big smile on my face.

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

Watched a 20 minute tutorial on how to build a guillotine… no reason…

if you can do so without putting yourself in legitimate danger, you should always punch a nazi on sight

Rewatching twilight and you team Edward bitches are dumb as fuck. Jacob is hot as hell be so for real

I have no words

@anotherbard.bsky.social as soon as they emerged from the womb probably

Why tf does my canned coke that I just opened taste like GHB wtf is going on

Merge gardens movie 2025

I still want to do a Drag race viewing party on saturdays called no spoilers please for all the people who couldn’t watch on Friday

Now that I’m single I should probably work on getting hotter

If anyone is still awake, the moon is a gorgeous waning crescent in the eastern sky. Merry Christmas 🌙❤️

Thank god I’m broke and don’t have a car bc Facebook marketplace would be my downfall

never has there been a character in film i've more wanted to get absolutely shit-housed with

Need him

I need him so bad

the only place Luigi should be going is OUT

Went to buy @ellisatlantis.bsky.social x blend bunny or box as a Christmas/birthday gift for myself and it’s all sold out 🙃 I am so sad

someBODY once told me luigi mangione

Not the daddy issues coming out in therapy today oh noooo

I have completely checked out of drag race and Dragula and i feel so free

Watching the bastard son of the devil himself… for the third time… obsessed with Gabriel, sad there’s not another season.

I look like this sometimes 🖤

I need to know where Cynthia Erivo gets her shoes

I just saw Cyndi Lauper sing good enough live my lil goonie heart is so full

Am I seriously about to see a @sisterroma.bsky.social lip sync????

Trixie make a Bluesky before someone takes your username again

I love youuuuuu!!!! So proud of you and all you do ❤️❤️❤️❤️

The one time I come to karaoke and I don’t know ANYONE HERE WHERE ARE YOU ALL

I’m going to be late to work bc my cat is sleeping on my chest and it would be a CRIME to move her

this is the app i get famous on i just know it

queening out is pro social behavior that was evolutionary selected for. when you kiki with the girls, baby that's ancestral

Yes I am going through the people you follow to see who I know as well. Can’t be going back and forth in that other place over and over again. That would be silly.

I have to be the hottest one in the clinic