Blobert v3.0
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US Navy Veteran nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, Trump ballroom derangement syndrome expert.
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Olivia 💙 4thTransformer
about 8 hours ago
“You have no right to touch them. This is the House of God. Step back. We’re just doing our job.” ‼️ “One more step.” ‼️ “Don’t ‘please’ me. This is sacred ground. Everyone’s looking for a fight here.” ‼️
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Let’s be honest: We all knew Grenell was this level of stupid.
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about 6 hours ago
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What “professional” thought this was necessary?
about 10 hours ago
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“CBS Evening News: No. 18: We will support our Dear Leader and report on anyone who doesn’t.”
about 10 hours ago
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I asked ChatGPT. It recommended Henry James Smith. Henry Jimmy. Rolls off the tongue.
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about 17 hours ago
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Doctor 1: What should we do? Doctor 2: Keep giving him the “draw me” test. This time the pirate.
about 19 hours ago
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Down goes Georgia.
1 day ago
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There is a greater than 100 percent chance that he had a heart attack they didn’t tell us about.
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2 days ago
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Look, when his species is getting ready to molt, they close their eyes.
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2 days ago
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Trump can unhinge his jaw.
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2 days ago
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Erika Kirk’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve… oh and Charlie Kirk Memorial.
2 days ago
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A spot-on Trump.
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3 days ago
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Who knew crimes against humanity could produce such wonderful outcomes for Israel?
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4 days ago
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My kids go outdoors every day. Zero Lyme disease. This guy is fucking stupid.
4 days ago
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Buff
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6 days ago
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Zelenskyy would be completely justified with slapping Trump in the side of the head.
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6 days ago
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MERRY BOXING DAY TO ALL OF MY HATERS. I PREFER UFC BUT BOXING IS ALSO HUGE. NOT SURE WHY IT DESERVES A DAY. STOP REQUESTING MORE EPSTEIN FILES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
7 days ago
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Marble inspired by blue cheese vomit.
7 days ago
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Patti Olivier EPSTEIN FILES NEVER FORGET
7 days ago
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES (sound DAY 26 DECEMBER 2O25 GOOD PEOPLE WALK AMONGST US WITHOUT FANFARE THEY JUST DO The atrocities of ICE this year Over 68K thousand people have been detained by ICE AND It is brutality & they are not criminals I Pledge l to do whatever I can to help Join me
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“They’re eating the dogs” part 2
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Nigeria Clarifies What Really Happened With Trump’s Airstrikes
The Nigerian foreign ministry is fact-checking Donald Trump.
https://newrepublic.com/post/204748/nigeria-trump-us-airstrikes
8 days ago
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The “peace president”
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US carries out strikes on Nigeria targeting Islamic State militants, Trump says
President claims strikes targeted militants in country’s north-west, accusing group of attacking Christian communities
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/25/us-carries-out-airstrikes-against-islamic-state-terrorist-scum-in-nigeria-trump-says
8 days ago
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Looks awfully KKK-ish to me.
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9 days ago
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“Merry Christmas from the war machine. Blessings to all deaths!”
9 days ago
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Coooooooooool.
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9 days ago
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Those joysticks, tho
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9 days ago
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MERRY CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, BLOBERT
9 days ago
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There’s a better use for spanx.
9 days ago
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Dr. Zachary Rubin
9 days ago
I cannot believe that my book comes out in 2 months!!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790561...
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All About Allergies by Zachary Rubin, MD: 9798217047970 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
From viral social media sensation Dr. Zachary Rubin, an in-depth look at both common and surprising allergies, spotlighting patient stories, the history and science behind allergies, common myths, tre...
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790561/all-about-allergies-by-zachary-rubin-md/
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The United States committed crimes against humanity. 100% guilty. It’s not even debatable.
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10 days ago
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The head of Turning Point USA just turned a point.
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10 days ago
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Jack Hopkins-The Original
10 days ago
Nothing is as “on brand” MAGA as this: Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault
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Got laid off from your white collar job because of AI? No problem. You can get a low paying job that you’ll also lose to AI.
11 days ago
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Sure we broke the law, but there’s a pardon in it.
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11 days ago
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As a veteran of the United States Navy, I am completely disgusted by this blatant lawlessness.
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11 days ago
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How nice of these Trump mafia goons to give away our tax dollars.
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12 days ago
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This goober’s “hillbilly” bonafides is about as real as his naturally smokey eyes.
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12 days ago
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Hope is not lost
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13 days ago
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Jake Paul finally fought an actual boxer and got his shit handed to him.
14 days ago
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We’re living under the grips of the most corrupt president in history, so naturally CNN is spending its morning talking about Bill Clinton.
14 days ago
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Slit her throat. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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14 days ago
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Back to her original job: Bridge Troll.
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15 days ago
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DOJ releases black boxes.
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15 days ago
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Gee, I wonder who named it? I guess we’ll never solve this mystery.
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15 days ago
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“I could improve your lives but I won’t.”
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15 days ago
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15 days ago
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“I was fully clothed the entire time.”
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16 days ago
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“I am proud to announce the naming of everything good and decent in this country after a serial sexual assaulter, convicted felon to give future generations the impression that Trump built all of it.”
16 days ago
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“I’m a monster. What can I do?”
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16 days ago
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Now ask him who’s got their hands on the penis and testicles cost data.
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16 days ago
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Things That Matter: The show exclusively for racist uncles everywhere.
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16 days ago
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