Blobert v3.0
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US Navy Veteran nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, Trump ballroom derangement syndrome expert.
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That’s our money he wants to give to AI companies who are stealing our water, driving up our utility prices, poisoning our air, and making communities unlivable.
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about 12 hours ago
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Or because AI is made up garbage that’s being used to suck up valuable resources and deprive working people of their livelihoods, but I guess I’m too dumb to figure out why these are actual good for us.
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about 20 hours ago
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If I were shopping for a product and found out the product had chunks of glass in it just a few years ago, I would start shopping alternative products. This product is not improving with time.
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Gabe OrtĂz
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“Donald Trump has appointed at least three other men with known ties to Epstein to federal office. Howard Lutnick, the secretary of commerce, testified recently to the House oversight committee after admitting that he traveled to Epstein’s private island.”
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It’s not napping. It’s power mental porning.
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1 day ago
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Facts.
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1 day ago
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As we all know from watching Game of Thrones, the sun turns into ice during the winter and blue dead guys try to kill us.
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1 day ago
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Perhaps Moskowitz will be more comfortable in private life.
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2 days ago
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Nothing gay here. Move along.
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Nothing is more emblematic of how badly Trump, Musk, and every Republican have screwed up this country.
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Flesh-eating New World screwworm detected in Texas calf, USDA says, signaling major threat to food production | CNN
A case of flesh-eating New World screwworm has been detected in South Texas, the US Department of Agriculture said Wednesday. It is the first time this parasitic fly – whose larvae feed exclusively on...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/03/health/new-world-screwworm-case-texas?cid=ios_app
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Frank Conniff
2 days ago
We’re impressed Scott Pelley opened his mouth and spoke up, but you know what would be way more impressive? If one of these WH press corps dolts opened their mouths and spoke up when Trump says, “Quiet piggy,” or “You should smile more,” etc. They are complicit cowards, every single one of them. (1)
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You realize that once dum-dum finishes refilling the reflecting pool, someone is going to dump a ton of black ink into it, right?
3 days ago
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It’s summertime. Get out there and enjoy a barbecued $1,000 piece of beef.
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3 days ago
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Racism in America is alive and well. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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3 days ago
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So if I’m understanding him, the reflecting pool will be rebuilt vertically and filled with water.
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3 days ago
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Marc Elias
3 days ago
The new leadership at CBS News told 60 Minutes' Scott Pelley "to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story.” While legacy media capitulates to Trump, Democracy Docket's only bias is being pro-democracy. Support its work and expand its reach by subscribing now.
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I want every available resource to keep this man alive. He needs to see the inside of a prison cell.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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Weijia Jiang has joined the chat.
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3 days ago
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18,602 Californians didn’t realize that Swalwell is a corpse.
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California Governor Primary 2026: Live Election Results (Free Access)
Get live results and maps from the 2026 California primary election.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/us/elections/results-california-governor-primary.html
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Frank Conniff
4 days ago
Soon: “I’m Scott Baio.” “I’m Patricia Heaton.” “I’m Kevin Sorbo.” “I’m Roseanne Barr.” “I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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A steady hand at the wheel
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4 days ago
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Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for people buying health insurance they’ll never use.
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4 days ago
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Opposing a monopolistic takeover of American media is “antisemitism.” Got it.
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4 days ago
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AI can no more read your mind than a human artist you PAY to do the job.
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4 days ago
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Another person famous for having no experience gets job he isn’t qualified to hold.
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4 days ago
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What’s not getting talked about is the self-deal to not investigate Trump or his family for tax crimes. This fund and its corrupt side-deal need to be blocked by Congress.
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4 days ago
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Oh gee. Who could’ve seen it coming?
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After issuing more than $20 billion in tariff refunds, the Trump administration is now pursuing legal action to bring the process to a standstill | Fortune
The Justice Department said in a court filing it would appeal a federal judge’s order allowing all importers—not just those who sued the administration—to seek out refunds.
https://fortune.com/2026/06/01/trump-administration-plan-appeal-illegal-ieepa-tariff-universal-refunds/
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He almost gets it.
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4 days ago
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Norm Eisen
5 days ago
BREAKING: we are NOT accepting media reports as proof that the $1.8B slush fund & "settlements" associated with it are dead That's why we
@democracydefendersfund.org
have just filed a new lawsuit to make sure this ENDS --on behalf of former J6 prosecutors with Platkin LLP, WLG & Heaphy Smith
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After Trump kicks the bucket, just watch republicans scramble to the cameras to tell us how bad he was.
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5 days ago
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Breaking News: Spacehog has released a statement saying “If asked, we, too, would bail out of the Great American State Fair.”
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Yes! Trump and the seditionists lose again!
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Justice Department says it will stop work on $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization fund" after judge's ruling
The Justice Department said it will stop work on the $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization" fund following a district judge's decision temporarily blocking the program.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-anti-weaponization-fund-dropped-republican-revolt/
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Todd, have you now, as a 300lb bowling ball, come to terms with the grotesque amount of odors that emanate from your rotund body?
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5 days ago
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Based on what I’m seeing in the oil markets, this year’s road trip will cost one for-year degree.
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The UK has Wimbledon. France has the Tour de France. Australia has the NRL Premiership. The US has Human Cock Fighting.
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Humiliating Detail About Trump’s Birthday UFC Fight Exposed
Donald Trump has to pay people to hang out with him on his birthday.
https://newrepublic.com/post/211140/donald-trump-paying-troops-audience-birthday-ufc
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Chill, baby. The smooth daddy who ended Russia’s war on Ukraine in 24 hours has got this. Relax.
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This assumes blue-collar voters support (checks notes) Ken Paxton?
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5 days ago
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I’d put on the complete works of Johnny Cash but then they’d be like, “Nah, we were missing with you. Bend over.”
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6 days ago
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Can’t believe not one of the fans of The Boys realized that Sage is actually Poochie from The Simpsons.
6 days ago
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Correction: We need to stop Israel from blocking food aid. Better yet, stop Israel from waging wars.
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6 days ago
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Rex Huppke
6 days ago
Trump cares about his UFC fight and his ballroom. He doesn’t care about Americans. And he never has. My Sunday column, stating what should be obvious to all:
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Trump cares about UFC fight and his ballroom. Not about you. | Opinion
Americans are angry. They are stressed about food and fuel prices. And they are saying President Donald Trump is the source of their anger and stress.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2026/05/31/trump-250-ufc-fight-ballroom-midterms/90295440007/
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Paul
7 days ago
Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.
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Cue “Everybody Hurts” by another group that would never perform for him, REM.
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Not a penis. Penises have feelings
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8 days ago
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Milli. Or Vanilli.
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8 days ago
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Bezos: No problem. Taxpayers will buy a new one.
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8 days ago
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It was easy. Easy like Sunday morning.
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8 days ago
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A sickening slam against immigrants.
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9 days ago
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