That’s our money he wants to give to AI companies who are stealing our water, driving up our utility prices, poisoning our air, and making communities unlivable.

Or because AI is made up garbage that’s being used to suck up valuable resources and deprive working people of their livelihoods, but I guess I’m too dumb to figure out why these are actual good for us.

If I were shopping for a product and found out the product had chunks of glass in it just a few years ago, I would start shopping alternative products. This product is not improving with time.

“Donald Trump has appointed at least three other men with known ties to Epstein to federal office. Howard Lutnick, the secretary of commerce, testified recently to the House oversight committee after admitting that he traveled to Epstein’s private island.”

It’s not napping. It’s power mental porning.

Facts.

As we all know from watching Game of Thrones, the sun turns into ice during the winter and blue dead guys try to kill us.

Perhaps Moskowitz will be more comfortable in private life.

Nothing gay here. Move along.

Nothing is more emblematic of how badly Trump, Musk, and every Republican have screwed up this country.

We’re impressed Scott Pelley opened his mouth and spoke up, but you know what would be way more impressive? If one of these WH press corps dolts opened their mouths and spoke up when Trump says, “Quiet piggy,” or “You should smile more,” etc. They are complicit cowards, every single one of them. (1)

You realize that once dum-dum finishes refilling the reflecting pool, someone is going to dump a ton of black ink into it, right?

It’s summertime. Get out there and enjoy a barbecued $1,000 piece of beef.

Racism in America is alive and well. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

So if I’m understanding him, the reflecting pool will be rebuilt vertically and filled with water.

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I want every available resource to keep this man alive. He needs to see the inside of a prison cell.

Weijia Jiang has joined the chat.

18,602 Californians didn’t realize that Swalwell is a corpse.

Soon: “I’m Scott Baio.” “I’m Patricia Heaton.” “I’m Kevin Sorbo.” “I’m Roseanne Barr.” “I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

A steady hand at the wheel

Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for people buying health insurance they’ll never use.

Opposing a monopolistic takeover of American media is “antisemitism.” Got it.

AI can no more read your mind than a human artist you PAY to do the job.

Another person famous for having no experience gets job he isn’t qualified to hold.

What’s not getting talked about is the self-deal to not investigate Trump or his family for tax crimes. This fund and its corrupt side-deal need to be blocked by Congress.

Oh gee. Who could’ve seen it coming?

He almost gets it.

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After Trump kicks the bucket, just watch republicans scramble to the cameras to tell us how bad he was.

Breaking News: Spacehog has released a statement saying “If asked, we, too, would bail out of the Great American State Fair.”

Yes! Trump and the seditionists lose again!

Todd, have you now, as a 300lb bowling ball, come to terms with the grotesque amount of odors that emanate from your rotund body?

Based on what I’m seeing in the oil markets, this year’s road trip will cost one for-year degree.

The UK has Wimbledon. France has the Tour de France. Australia has the NRL Premiership. The US has Human Cock Fighting.

Chill, baby. The smooth daddy who ended Russia’s war on Ukraine in 24 hours has got this. Relax.

This assumes blue-collar voters support (checks notes) Ken Paxton?

I’d put on the complete works of Johnny Cash but then they’d be like, “Nah, we were missing with you. Bend over.”

Can’t believe not one of the fans of The Boys realized that Sage is actually Poochie from The Simpsons.

Correction: We need to stop Israel from blocking food aid. Better yet, stop Israel from waging wars.

Trump cares about his UFC fight and his ballroom. He doesn’t care about Americans. And he never has. My Sunday column, stating what should be obvious to all: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.

Cue “Everybody Hurts” by another group that would never perform for him, REM.

Not a penis. Penises have feelings

Milli. Or Vanilli.

Bezos: No problem. Taxpayers will buy a new one.

It was easy. Easy like Sunday morning.

A sickening slam against immigrants.