This Is A Crime

2026: 6% GDP growth is just around the corner. Keep waiting. 2056: (GDP growth at 4.5%) SEE! I told you!

Just for clarity, Trump is signing an executive order to speed up giving illegal street drugs to veterans as a treatment for PTSD and depression. Let that sink in.

The Strait of Hormuz is completely open for business. Don’t bother fact checking this. Trust our beloved president, the best president in the history of the world.

A sickening abuse of our office, the people’s office. Pure grift and destruction.

Trump snitched on Epstein probably because he was in deep shit with this. That’s what Trump does.

But you knew this was gonna happen

Trump: I can’t believe Iran agreed to all of the terms which were their terms dictated to me which I packed into an envelope with $20 billion! Winning!

Trump just bribed Iran $20 billion and the news media will hail him as a negotiating genius from now through Election Day. Just watch.

Remember when President Obama successfully negotiated a deal which included a $400m principal, including a $1.3b interest payment in return for Iran to no longer pursue nuclear weapons and open up for inspections? Trump scraped it, went to war, blew up world oil prices and paid Iran $20b

“The emperor’s new clothes are so beautiful!”

Man, nothing can stop Tiger Woods

Good thing it’s only one hand. He uses the other to hide the Epstein files.

Really appealing to those forgotten Americans, pedo.

Trump:

Uh oh! JD is gonna need extra eyeliner!

Because of the known medicinal benefits of severed raccoon penis? newrepublic.com/post/209142/...

Bluesky 2026 is giving me Twitter 2009 vibes.

The guy who barely ever shows up to work (I mean in offering actual legal opinions) and who sexually harassed a woman in his employ says everybody else is the problem.

Sorry Stefanik. You’re just not blonde enough. Or 13.

Happy Tax Day Your tax dollars are being used to murder innocent people and build monuments to Trump.

Ironic that the people calling trump’s post “blasphemy” also post stuff like

25 children were killed in the most frightening way imaginable at a Texas summer camp last year. Here are three reasons why that camp should reopen this summer. 1. No 2. Are you fucking kidding me 3. Go back to 1 you fucking lunatic

And if it happens, Democrats better be ready to filibuster the shit out of it.

Maybe he can teleport FEMA aid? Think of the savings!

According to JD, the Pope can‘t speak on theology and Gaza is totally fine now.

The Masters is completely fine with being linked with the golfing association owned by the man who chops up journalists, but how DARE any golfer show frustration on the course. www.foxnews.com/sports/espn-...

Vaccination rates for measles and polio in kindergarten children, by Red vs Blue states. Anti-vax rhetoric is endangering children. RFK Jr’s “MAHA” is endangering our future generations.

Mr. Hillbilly Elegy doesn’t seem to understand words.

The really rotten thing about this was the deliberate deception of identifying as a “coalition“ ship. That is messed up.

Trump has managed to piss off 3.5 billion people, or as JD Eyeliner says “people are dumb.”

I love that Mr. Pro-Business Pedophile is going after his people and their businesses.

But remember: We cannot afford universal healthcare, daycare, pre-k education, Medicare, Medicaid, USAID, or Social Security.

History Book: …and the libs were completely owned.

Elder abuse can be fun!

The Pope is weak on crime. I haven’t seen one bad hombre locked up in the back of the Pope Mobile.

“What would the Pope know. I’ve scored with more women than him.”

More Trump and Vance endorsements, please.

Aged like a fine Napa leather couch.

I don’t think most Americans realize the implications. If you’re thinking of replying “stop blowing things out of proportion,” you might want to think about it.

I just want to state for the record that we are not in WWIII. It will take a few days for the Indian navy and Chinese navy to show up in the Arabian Sea.

This is where a doctor rushes in from behind, slips a needle into his neck, and he goes nap-nap.

Old enough to remember when a one Donald J Trump told us Kamala Harris was going to get us into World War III.

Sure, why not start a war with the rest of the world. I’m sure that’ll work out.

At least we haven’t murdered the negotiating team this time… Yet. #Progress

Is Marco drunk?

“It’s bad for them, not us. We’re the winner! (Stomping) WE’RE THE WINNERS!”