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A day of puritans and iced coffee.

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The ending sucks. What an epic. And happy everything!

Taking less than an hour to make a full golden sculpture..that’s the real miracle of God or whatever

The Red Sea parting took over six months to complete. Worth it!

This really is epic filmmaking

The most sensible character asking where they are going shouldn’t be Edward G Robinson as Dathan

Ok. The Hebrew slaves are free after four hundred years and they leave Egypt like well off upper east side wives and in utterly high maintenance fashion. This fucking movie

Dude, you don’t even know your captain had a son in your army. Asshole

Like Eleazar, I too have questions but mine are sort of rude. #10Commandments

Ok this sequence with the angel of death is moody, eerie and gorgeous

Yeah. Character motivations are all over the place.

Yvonne and Anne in their only scene. It does technically pass the Bechdel test but only just. #10Commandments

Lord. This writing is riddled with plot holes. It’s not very effective

“Miriam is always right” Except when she sees a chariot in Goshen.

Well. Maybe the Hebrews being fickle was fairly foreshadowed

Lord The miracles….

God says “I am that I am” Zaza sang “I am what I am”

The Burning bush.. That is all.

Another bi moment incoming Heston carries John Derek. (For fifteen seconds)

Sir Cedric exits the movie and the movie isn’t better for it. #10Commandments

I can’t stand this entire sequence

If we took shots for every time bondage was mentioned, the cause of death would be alcohol poisoning

Now having given Anne Baxter her props, Yvonne DeCarlo can get it

These sisters and the sisters from Pirates of Penzance are fucking heinous And even the bedouins get the blues

Yvonne DeCarlo is so luscious that even I could say “Hey mama” But anyhow, those sisters are fucking ridiculous

I haven’t even mentioned the bisexual Henry Wilcoxon yet but google him. You’re welcome Also. Shut the fuck up DeMille

Oh Edward G. Robinson. Brooklyn gangster by way of Ancient Egypt

I’ve acted in a Ken Ludwig play, so I’m not unfamiliar with bullshit dialogue but this is trying me on a whole new fucking level.

There is some ultra religious style guilt from the Pharaoh to Moses Also. Old Testament god is a prick.

Ya know..I snark on this but the message of the movie/story about equality is always relevant

This is the only sequence in the entire movie where the royal siblings speak to each other. And magnificent they are

Heston spent a lot of his career chained up and half naked. Well we all have our skill sets

This dance would be a perfect drag race challenge #10Commandments

Ok these two are actually great together Edward G. Robinson is ridiculous but powerful. And you believe his role!

Ok this entire upcoming sequence is why I covered this movie on My Favorite Queer Movie.

So Moses’ choices for the evening were to fuck Anne Baxter or murder Vincent Price…

Ya know. Moses could have actually become pharaoh and made life easier for the Hebrew slaves. That dumbass

The dudes carrying Anne Baxter look like they are out of a Chi Chi Larue movie

The deliverer… Meanwhile. We have a Clark Kent situation here with Moses in the mud.

Vincent Price is the only fully dressed person in this scene

Vincent Price plausibly COULD have been calling for Paget OR Heston true.

He’s still fucking talking about bricks… Debra is back! With her water sack. And Heston is in mud.

This movie would be a half hour shorter if not for DeMille and his voice overs

There is a Carradine on screen as Aaron. Respect the legacy

Misery, poverty and the lash? She’s a drag queen? Also, Moses if your adopted mother wants to free your nephew fucking mother, you let her #10Commandments

Do they not have chariots in Goshen Miriam?? For fuck sake..I saw a few of em earlier when Yul drove up. Oh the greasy nephew fucker is being prickly with La Foch. #10Commandments

Nina Foch acts circles around Heston. (I mean..almost everyone can I grant you but when you have Foch and Hardwicke on screen…or Brynner.) Also. Clint Walker turned down the role of Moses. I mean..he’s incredibly hot but I bet he would be as wooden. Does anyone like Heston unironically?

Someone had to say “Princess, the raven has dropped a black feather at your door” with conviction. I grant you, Heston is physically attractive but I don’t get it. Anne and her cleavage spend this movie pining for the wooden block with chest hair when Brynner is being all hot and such.