What is with all the angst on here today? Is joy and delightful human connection too much to ask for? This is all Wednesday's fault, that mopey bitch.

More Frug. Less despair.

Mood

You heard the man 💦

Whoever I marry (if I marry) must learn and perfect a couples flamenco contemporary fusion dance routine to specifically this song with me. We will learn and cry and bleed together.

@barracudasbarbw.bsky.social @m-ashwood.bsky.social Had a great time. Thanks for the hat 🤠

Detective Inspector O’Neil and Daiyu have received the full paperwork on FDH’s due diligence. Me and Dr. Henderson will hold a public briefing to go over it together. Date to be announced soon.

Should this be my drag name? I don't do drag, but I COULD

Daiyu. I'm sure this tragedy is getting so many hits for you, you sure did rush to point blame at first responders and basically everyone. And you recognize an investigation is going to be made and that you have no answers. DUH? An investigation doesn't happen overnight. You should know that.

Official statement from HGH on Saturday’s tragedy. Without the middle man.

Finally! Who ever said that hard work and dedication doesn't pay off? 🥰

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For public safety reasons, the FDH and HGH Town Hall scheduled for today at 4 PM will be postponed. A new date will be announced soon. Look forward to seeing you then. Fire Department of Hathian

When you believe your badge gives you the right to decide who does/doesn't get medical treatment, & you have a history of belittling medics roles, you have NO right to whine about not being invited to the big kids table to talk about mature topics like public safety. Fix your house first.

Hathian Town Hall: FDH Fire Chief Dale Warrhol-Fabers (recently reappointed) & HGH Chief of Staff Dr. Shelby Henderson (newly appointed) invite the public to discuss public health and safety. 🗓 Sunday Sep 14th @ 4pm 📍 Hathian Theater.

Dang girl, why didn't you call Silvano before this happened?

Why would my only child (we got bestie tats) come to me to ask for help dying her hair back? What do ***I*** know?!

Anyone good at hair? 🤔 Hmmm nope. Can't think of anybody!

((Want unforgettable FDH RP? 🚑 Medical crises, wrecks, entrapments, daring rescues- let’s push it beyond the usual trauma. Bring me your ideas & we’ll build chaos together. DM Jono.Genesis in-world to spark the action!))

I need people to stop posting pics of their cute fricking babies on here because I cannot pencil that kind of commitment into my busy schedule or pay a surrogate mother a fair rate.

Get yourself a man that catches a whole fish and casually puts it in the fridge in full fishy form. And also finds time to care about Usher's house falling or something... ❤️‍🔥

Mood

I'd rather you didn't

Minor judging people on here who treat their feed like a stress confessional. Or a to do list... At least share a cute selfie or something

Complaining about people talking so much on Bluesky is like me going to a tire store, looking around and going "Like what's the deal with all these tires!"

The Observer is equally responsible as "Maja" for the smear campaign against Lt. Creekmur. She gives her whole heart and is always professional w/ patients y crew. Someone is clearly bitter all she achieved in life is cheap tabloid writing. FTR escort work = bad is complete ignorance. Shame on you.

This is free and today. Come see us and eat your meat!

Just got back from the Amazon. Our river rafting guide disappeared and we had to fight our way through rough waters and course jungle, facing fearsome beasts and very nice and helpful natives. I really learned a lot and have a new appreciation for life after having to catch and cook our own food.

Velvet air, smoke machines, yes please. 🪩 🙌🏼

🔥🍔 FDH Community BBQ! 🍔🔥 Join us on Sunday, July 20th, from 2PM to 5PM for a free community BBQ hosted by the Fire Department of Hathian! 📍District 8 🕑 2PM - 5PM 🌭 Food • 🧃Drinks • 🚒 Meet the crew

Me? Trying to impress a certain cowboy boots wearing type? Don't be ridiculous. I just bought these because the old pair I wore to ride horses and bring in the cattle got holes in it. From all the work I did on the ranch.

Ostensibly this was about my new tat, artwork by the talented @hadleighquinn.bsky.social I didn't get the memo about the bestie tat pose, but the creative director is doing enough work 🍑 here for the both of us.

Ink therapy with my baby gish ☺️🫶

Send me more dad rock songs that a bad bitch did better. Please. Thank you.

Green House specials this week: blondie brownies with caramel and fudge swirl, candy cookies, raspberry tarts, cmon by to stock up 🌿🚬

Someone naive please love me, then leave my sorry ass at a smoky retro drive-in, where I strut mournfully in style, lamenting about how I wronged you but deserve another chance. A stranger gets out to complain. We lock eyes, his complaint dies on his tongue, it's love at first sight. He's the one.

Why do people enjoy not having fun?

I LOVE seeing friends in love.

I'm not reposting it, but if someone wants to ask me one of those trending number things, I would definitely consider answering.

Janet Leigh in Psycho is a damsel ICON. She earned her boss's 40,000 dollars and more, TBH.

I am finding out about so many strangers parental tragedies today

I'm friends with the strongest woman alive. If you don't believe me, go to wherever that arcade is with the punching bag machine and gaze at the scoreboard. Also that woman on the bouncy puff was absolutely lovely, I love her, but I did not gain consent to put her face and body on the Internet. 🌈🎆😃

I need a honky tonk. STAT.

Paramedic (does not equal) EMT (does not equal) EMS If you use those like synonyms, I assume you also think snakes and noodles are the same because they’re long and wriggly.

Omg. Some people should NOT have access to the world wide web.