Today from 1pm SLT! Hope to see you there, peacefully I trust! We have an amazing singer joining us ((live!)) from 2pm to 3pm. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/sank...

Thank you... it was a first dance of memories and magic moments @cliviasanko.bsky.social - also how come I post this and you post an orgy invitation? Don't make me find ANOTHER way to tie you up in public. ((No Ai))

Our event coverage of the car show is up! More photos, more chrome. More people with stories and yes, one wife on display again. ((As I experiment with HTML layouts, with help from GPT, let me know if you prefer old style text+image, or these formatted ones!)) news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/chro...

Finally, (and you will see more of our photos and be able to read about the event shortly on the Observer) we spy a wild Vanora, taking advantage of the weather. ((No AI))

Some seemed to take the ask to come as 'Grid Girls' very seriously (and effectively). The temperature increased... ((no AI))

The car meetup seemed to go well... I mean, I am not entirely sure a Giraffe thong is... But hey, he came by car, rather than roasting his nuts on a bike's saddle. @fitz-the-gerald.bsky.social ((No AI))

Now if only HPD hadn't fined my bike out of existence... news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/rumo... Today.

BREAKING NEWS - HPD Officer Carter Ellis was reported to the Observer as having died yesterday from a suspected Cardiac Overdose. Ellis a decorated, but highly controversial officer had grown a fearsome reputation. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/brea...

I heard that HPD‘s Carter Ellis has died. Properly died. Not like the time HaC did fake pics. This one is real… more details soon.

Vudu shop? Alice? Oh dear. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/hpd-...

Our May 2026 month in review is out! Terrorists / Sorority Sex secrets / Rope Bunny Wives! news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/mont...

And yeah... I don't know why I trust you, but I do know why I ordered a fixed quantity of food and drink, rather than give you all a free bar! news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/sank...

This Sunday, it's not quite an "underground meet" anymore, but hey. Might be fun! news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/rumo...

College Drama or op-ed gone wrong? Olly writes her thoughts... news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/old-...

Thank you staff. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/daiy...

Mrs Daiyu Sanko-Tang 🤗😍

CU… 🫠😓 news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/obse...

Tomorrow.

The FDH lead the way in celebrating pride in Hathian. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/fdh-...

Our latest Month in Review (April 2026) - covering a wedding that might have been better without cops, some nudity in a scheduled event and of course a snaked tongue. news.thecrackden.com/2026/06/mont...

Getting married this weekend. It’s been five years serving you news. As an intern, then a temporary and then finally your editor. But nothing compares to the sense of fulfilling something important as being with @cliviasanko.bsky.social

"The Noose Came Home"... the full details of the death of Oxy, otherwise known as Oxsana, formerly of Hathian Against Corruption, and bane to the Detective Inspector of the HPD, was in the Observer. RIP. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/the-...

Robin: news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/jimm...

news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/rub-... Massages and cash for the winner? Rub n'Tug is looking for new artwork.

((My kind of idea of AI enhancement. Untouched base image and background taken in-world at HPAC with Light Room and PS work to it. GPT pass to add blood to the stave which I couldn't get to to look right myself. Learning all the time!))

Isla Hawthone was a survivor. Not just of my interviewing, or a few months in Columtreal. She is a survivor of a massacre and now she was healing, hoping and creating in Hathian. The Observer carried an exclusive interview with her. (( news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/isla... ))

Well, shit. If Hathian wanted a trapper, a tracker and a general good guy for outdoors related stuff, they could do a lot worse than Merrick Ashwood, who, via the new Hathian sport of 'wife wrangling' had demonstrated his skills. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/trap...

Serious News, but also a thirst trap thanks to Yuuko. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/gein...

If you have memories as a student of CU, current or former and are excited by the recent influx of money and time reach out to me at the Observer and we can feature your memories and thoughts in a retrospective article.

Old Money... news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/luci...

Fuuuuu.... @cliviasanko.bsky.social

@cliviasanko.bsky.social - Fuck babe, best night out ever. We got a month to make this in the underground. But right now, I want this dance to never end!

Trauma does take time to process. Still, time also patches and scrapes together and that is a form of healing. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/id-r...

news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/body... "Art by Underground descends beneath the Hathian Performing Arts Centre with a new exhibition on Flesh, Form, Anatomy and Decay. Set inside a reclaimed subway station of dark tunnels, dead trains, wet tile and flickering light. Coming soon..."

…when you write about something hard and then read it and delete half and start again. And I thought the water tube drowning was hard, turns out the emotional reckoning and process of turning hurt to hope in words is the hardest…

Always welcome some competition! - however also a friendly reminder, want a profile?We do that! As this proves :) news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/new-...

Social media rising star Hektor features once more. It‘a also the last day to see his dating ‘profile’ seeing as how it didn’t come from him it seems. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/poli...

It's definitely the time to repost this and then go guzzle a @cliviasanko.bsky.social to make it all better. vimeo.com/1171764218

Rejects and HPD clash... so far so Hathian. But some of the fighting... you guys make art out of it. Also Wilbur makes easy work of unlocked cars. Everyone take note. news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/hpd-...

Sometimes it’s hard to know what’s real or what’s not. Murder or fantasy? Didn’t get through to Sheriff to do anything and then asked woman ran… news.thecrackden.com/2026/05/murd...

Charlie makes the news again... not supremely surprised here. news.thecrackden.com/2026/04/noto...