hathian is… well what the fuck. news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/burn...

waiting for your Dinosaur facts @cliviasanko.bsky.social

Apply at your own risk. The Observer does not vet personal ads. news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/pers...

No, not CUPD taking a leaf out of HPD’s playbook and doling out ‘special treatment’. We went from Exley and his ‘copter dick party piece to darkness. news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/cupd...

Love the staged photos. I heard the real deal was less heroic. Seriously though? Didn’t need a visit to Veiled Visions to see this coming! news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/lave...

mhhhm sinners news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/sinn...

Day 2 of the memory walk.. maybe they're here, maybe they're not. But perhaps you have memories?

Many of you have been here longer than I have. Five years of Hathian is good going, but only a sliver of history. Something you seem to like though is photos of people. Thought I might do one a day of people who may still be here, or may not. Perhaps you have memories? Exhibit 1.

Taking photos of crime scenes sometimes needs bleach. For the Eyes. news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/drug...

Vipers are raided at a warehouse in Hathian, guns, drugs and building supplies recovered. Post arrest, Lawyers for the Vipers claim abuse in the HPD cells. Also implicated CU Athletics Director Nara, present at the warehouse when the illicit shipment arrived. news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/i-wa...

Hathian Performing Arts Centre (HPAC) has all you need to create, perform and share. Visit our creatives today and see what you can achieve as part of your CU Journey, or as an independent student. vimeo.com/1171764218

news.thecrackden.com/2026/03/boar... - Boards, Babes and... well... Blunts. These students, they seem to organise all sorts of things.

((Local Compute 3 x 11 second clips. Use of FFPMEG to stitch and fade. Local generation of audio via ComfyUI. Minor drift on t-shirt and rings. Realistic lighting model overlay successful. Total generation 19 seconds for audio track, 300 seconds for clips and then 10 seconds to stitch))

((Who wants to pay for it when you can run it yourself with Wan - my very first generation from an SL photo, run locally with no cost using experience of text prompts to generate lower drift. Generation time 90 seconds.))

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗹: 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝟭𝟮𝗽𝗺 𝘀𝗹𝘁 🩸𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘂!🩸

@caisenmatsui.bsky.social sent us all a love letter in the form of a plot, carnage and more. Deeper meaning to his ‘work’ yes, but still the same result to us Citizens… news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/a-lo...

A new Hopper comic strip comes to the Observer. news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/obse...

Judge Jack returns as attorney Jack… news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/judg...

Not at all controversial man opens BBQ place... news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/zeek...

((And they say five foot? Aw! Taller than that. Just!))

Partying does not erase the memories behind one’s eyes. Hathian should remember this that sometimes the weight of crushing reality or the perception of a reality lives far longer and hits far harder. Cuddle up. Make love. Protect.

Trigger Warning. But very relevant. news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/noth...

Tramp Maja. news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/mask...

HPD officer carter arrived without his metal arm and in a state of significant frenzy when dropped off by likely kidnappers outside the Park near HGH. Tasers eventually subdued his naked ass, with other officers reported injured in the fray.

No to military police. No to gang links in Muni. No to anger and hate. Yes to talking. Yes to respect. news.thecrackden.com/2026/02/a-pr...

Again I caution the social media sphere to hold fire on statements until a full picture emerges… two statements do not make a picture. They make a position. Anyone can take those; the question is whether either are right. Certainly the militarisation of the police isn’t.

Thanks @ays3l.bsky.social for a preview copy of your new EP. We gave it a 3 / 5 but honestly, it hits hard and the sky's the limit for you as an up and coming artist. We at the Observer can't wait to see what's next. Hathian, read our review and buy it: news.thecrackden.com/2026/01/ay3-...

We reviewed the TT from the perspective of a customer who was happy with the service. news.thecrackden.com/2026/01/tt-s...

I'd like to say our cosplay of the gang was better (we even won a prize). But this is still a very inventive use of costumes to rob somewhere. Well done Scooby Gang - maybe your mystery won't be solved? (but tips as usual to us at the Observer!) news.thecrackden.com/2026/01/cart...

While our riot piece is coming together, perhaps this is relevant reading… or maybe just gossip. news.thecrackden.com/2026/01/comm...

Don’t take HPD’s statement as the final word. We understand FDH’s Chief is seriously injured and HGH also offered to provide us with comment. A statement (as our disclaimer said) is what we must carry. The truth is what we must seek, explore and then explain.

Glitter water balloons remind me of Vanora’s XXX event costume. Woo That was a scorcher. @cliviasanko.bsky.social - I’m all glittery and wt we4 wet. Someone’s called the Viper isn’t a Hopper but throws balloons like striking cobra. Right?

When you're too much scared to see if the response 'I do' to 'will you' is accepted and you instead leave a 3 x life size photo for her to find.