touch the planet with your bare hands

{Here we go again, I am scared.}

where gaster :(

well that's certainly ominous (I haven't done the outside lighting yet)

[politics, transphobia] trans person: "hi i am trans person i wanna be able to live in peace and get boobs thank you :)" the right: "I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU INSULT TO GOD, MY CHILDREN WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY YOUR WOKE DRIVEL, I'M ISOLATING MYSELF FROM YOU AND SENDING YOU TO THE SUN SO YOU […]

people who call women “females” smell like onion

she was an atproto girl, he was an activitypub boy, and they were a versia kid will this polycule ever work?

also even though i am the oop and fp hater #1 (not really), one of my favorite languages ever is moonscript. for some reason i really love to just write it, it's not something i'd use for a big long term project but it is something i would love to use to make some small game for a fantasy […]

i'm about to ruin lua's beautiful simplicity by introducing the concept of readers and writers and nobody can stop me.

i wonder if i should support TLS on lightframe or whether i should just keep it unencrypted, my reasoning is that TLS is relatively complex (as far as i've seen) and I feel like nobody should be allowing direct open port access to anything made in Lightframe, or ANY random ass software you […]

lightframe's json module has been properly implemented! it's reasonably fast (faster than any pure lua implementation afaik) and it's just Pretty Swell(tm)

the foppathon ​:neofox:​ ​:neofox_comfy:​ ​:neofox_cofe:​ ​:neofox_smol:​ ​:neofox_evil_3c:​ ​:neofox_angel:​

the more i think, the more i realize that, indeed, memes are the DNA of the soul.

I am doing steady progress in Lightframe! features I have implemented so far: lightframe.time.timestamp, lightframe.time.uptime, lightframe.time.lap, lightframe.time.measure, lightframe.time.sleep, lightframe.crypto.random, lightframe.crypto.random_bytes it uses luajit and it's statically […]

i like the neobot cat emoji where they have a little antenna

"Look out, Mittens is powering up!" #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[all caps, violent towards toby fox] AW FUCK YOU TOBY, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO MUCH.

why dont days have 20 hours instead of 24 who invented this shit

i dont believe in activitypub people, they do not exist

​:Hollow:​

Starlight Lightframe development has begun!

i think most of yall are annoying but some of you are cool enough for me to stay here and i am happy that i met some of u :) /hj

[cw meta, again, angry.] cw your fucking posts cw-ing is an accessibility feature: not everyone is ready to read a random horny post or more US politics unprompted, sensitivities are different for each people. “but i want to expos-“ ok cool thats dope but mate have you considered the idea […]

I want to build a batteries-included framework for building web apps and web servers in Lua, as a fully static binary so that will prooobably be the next Starlight Network project, now i wonder about its architecture… I think it should have a multithreaded concurrency engine, with thread pools […]

[deltarune chapter 3 spoilers, joke] "the knight is dess!", "the knight is kris!!!", "the knight is papyrus!!!", "the knight is carol!!!", "the knight is rudy!!!" fools. how has none of you seen the obvious truth? the knight is ME, it has been ME all along!

Thinking about building “#Fedify Studio” (tentative name)—a web-based #activitypub debugging & development toolkit, like a supercharged version of ActivityPub.Academy and `fedify inbox` command. Imagine having a proper UI for testing activities, inspecting actors, debugging federation issues… […]

minecraft stiff

i feel like this sometimes....

i feel like this sometimes....

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sorry fedi but i'm team nexpo as opposed to night mind night mind is cool, i like the cat guy, but he absolutely freaks me out also and i dont like him being so muscular /hj

@rabbithawk256 damn i wanted to follow you but you're creepy now 😔

me when there's a "yapping about graphics APIs" competition and my opponent is Nelson "opengl-hater" Lopez

dream log, april 2025: i had a dream, where my brother wanted to bring me into space with his spaceship, his clothes radiant and covered in beautiful stars that shone in the sacred spectrum of light we travelled through the universe as he piloted his spaceship: a pillar of quartz, radiant and […]

dream log, unknown date, around 2024: one day, i dreamt about a place, i was sitting atop the mountains looking down into the city and i saw it: i saw millions of lights turn on, all the shades of amber and yellow, as the beautiful pink glow of the sunset sat down on the hills far away. i […]

fedi

every once in a while i get the bizarre urge to just get a bunch of old 3:4 flatscreens and crt monitors and build myself a computer that runs windows xp or 7 as god intended.

**Hi, I'm micr0, the creator of Altbot.** Almost a year ago, your incredible generosity helped us raise the funds to buy the server that Altbot runs on today (locally and privately) It's been operating from my home ever since, and I'm so grateful for the support that made that possible. But […]

we should have never put a guy named "Doug Bowser" as CEO of nintendo.

hey you love me rn

the backrooms? more like the bathrooms haha am i right ...................................

The mastermind behind Fuzzies.WTF and AltBot is in severe financial struggle, and I really really really think they don't deserve to be. If you think you can help them, please go do so, their creations are a net gain for the world and I believe them to be one of the greatest people I've ever […]

[Debt, financial stress, mental health] im so fucked right now. im $800 in debt and working my ass off but it's not enough. my dad gave me some part time work but it's underpaid and it's just. not enough. every month its the same thing. the VPS bills. email server. electricity. parents asking […]

ok i lied im not exactly mentally stable im going to listen to the chibi robo soundtrack and write code

An infinite tape, a finite set of symbols.