I need a 12" mix of "Clean it up" from the #hazbinhotel soundtrack

I've never slipped and busted my ass on rain.

There's nothing more southern than carbon monoxide poisoning from operating a charcoal grill indoors during an ice storm.

The harbinger of the Apocalypse will be the integration of Copilot into Notepad/MSPaint.

The "Too broke for Bozeman, too ugly for Missoula" bumper-sticker goes hard. #MT

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

The post new years gym crowd didn't materialize. Shorts on national mental health. Calls on glp-1 manufacturers.

Yearly body fat round up. My goal for this year is to max out past my apartment gym weights.

My feelings about the whole ”AI is good, actually” convo.

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It's #tamaletime !

Six days left to enjoy the gym before the new years resolution folks invade for 2 weeks.

That Jake Paul fight should not have been sanctioned. However, I did enjoy watching Anthony Joshua break his jaw.

It's that time of year where Fanny Cradock invades my YouTube.

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If I was a stand up comedian, I'd have planted hecklers that I would destroy as part of the act. I'm honestly surprised nobody has done this.

There 2 types of Alistor fans. Those who think he's a anti-hero and those who recognize he's outright evil and DGAF. #hazbinhotel

#pixelfed lasted as long as cilantro from whole foods does in my crisper drawer Ugh I don't want to go back to Instagram.

Last show! #beetlejuice #broadway

#heathers #offbroadway

#deathbecomesher #broadway again!

First show of the trip! #ohmary

@redstateupdate.bsky.social making me want a damn SunDrop.

I gotta commend my new dermatologist. They can give a deli a run for their money for how fast they can slice.

In memoriam...

Somewhere around the 700th crunch in a set, you start screaming internally "Fuck, I'm bored!"

I love Humphrey-Slocombe ice cream. It's 1/4 fat!

The BGM on the NES version of Bump-N-Jump is 🔥 for a Data East game.

Guess I put a deposit down on a new partial. :3

I'm amused by how in love the Internet is with the lil eye octopus alien in Alien:Earth. I'm waiting for a official plush to be released at this point.

Calling HRT "Gear" it's like calling a "baby wipe" a "Dude Wipe".

This Saturday!! Head on down to Quality Flea Center for Furswap! Pick up some furry, trans, and queer art from local artists, with a new NSFW section!

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Flight, hotel, tickets to "Heathers" and "Oh, Mary!" are booked. Should I try to squeeze in one more show on my weekend NYC trip?

Can I speedrun my way through all of Lars Van Trier's 3rd Riget series before my free mubi trial runs out? Let's find out.

I'm pretty sure Café Bustelo adds caffeine to their product.

Hi Raleigh, I'm back. Good to see the night construction is still going on 440, as is tradition since colonial days.

It's a bit much to lose the Pince of Darkness and the Prince of the Flugelhorn in the same week.

Today's side project - #pelmeni

While I am excited that the #deathbecomesher cast recording showed up, I kinda hate how I have to force myself to listen to it immediately just because I don't trust small publishers QC when it comes to vinyl pressing.

Like many people, I also canceled paramount plus for purely financial reasons.

If it wasn't for the scoring, I'd love to play riichi IRL.

When it comes to tracking a package, "Shipping label created" as a status is just about the biggest pile of horse shit, ever. There, I said it.

Should have been a #leafeon #ONT

This may well be my favorite John Waters movie quote. However the line is "pocky-book".

Today in the FC cabin, the FA let me know that lunch was terrible and would give me miles if I didn't want it. This may have been one of my top 10 flight experiences based on honesty alone.

If you're needing the toilet paper during your set, I'd suggest you dial back on the weights.