#pixelfed lasted as long as cilantro from whole foods does in my crisper drawer Ugh I don't want to go back to Instagram.

Last show! #beetlejuice #broadway

#heathers #offbroadway

#deathbecomesher #broadway again!

First show of the trip! #ohmary

@redstateupdate.bsky.social making me want a damn SunDrop.

I gotta commend my new dermatologist. They can give a deli a run for their money for how fast they can slice.

In memoriam...

Somewhere around the 700th crunch in a set, you start screaming internally "Fuck, I'm bored!"

I love Humphrey-Slocombe ice cream. It's 1/4 fat!

The BGM on the NES version of Bump-N-Jump is 🔥 for a Data East game.

Guess I put a deposit down on a new partial. :3

I'm amused by how in love the Internet is with the lil eye octopus alien in Alien:Earth. I'm waiting for a official plush to be released at this point.

Calling HRT "Gear" it's like calling a "baby wipe" a "Dude Wipe".

This Saturday!! Head on down to Quality Flea Center for Furswap! Pick up some furry, trans, and queer art from local artists, with a new NSFW section!

MeowWolf CatAwooo

Flight, hotel, tickets to "Heathers" and "Oh, Mary!" are booked. Should I try to squeeze in one more show on my weekend NYC trip?

Can I speedrun my way through all of Lars Van Trier's 3rd Riget series before my free mubi trial runs out? Let's find out.

I'm pretty sure Café Bustelo adds caffeine to their product.

Hi Raleigh, I'm back. Good to see the night construction is still going on 440, as is tradition since colonial days.

It's a bit much to lose the Pince of Darkness and the Prince of the Flugelhorn in the same week.

Today's side project - #pelmeni

While I am excited that the #deathbecomesher cast recording showed up, I kinda hate how I have to force myself to listen to it immediately just because I don't trust small publishers QC when it comes to vinyl pressing.

Like many people, I also canceled paramount plus for purely financial reasons.

If it wasn't for the scoring, I'd love to play riichi IRL.

When it comes to tracking a package, "Shipping label created" as a status is just about the biggest pile of horse shit, ever. There, I said it.

Should have been a #leafeon #ONT

This may well be my favorite John Waters movie quote. However the line is "pocky-book".

Today in the FC cabin, the FA let me know that lunch was terrible and would give me miles if I didn't want it. This may have been one of my top 10 flight experiences based on honesty alone.

If you're needing the toilet paper during your set, I'd suggest you dial back on the weights.

Black cats are great mascots. #seattlepride #pridefest

I braved #seattlepride and I think I managed to not get sunburned this year. Sunscreen, you're the real MPV.

Yea...no. Siempre Viva!

FFS iron your cheap nylon pride flags.

The hell with #waymo , #SpeedBuggy is the only autonomous car I'll get into.

Tasting some barrels at Puget Sound Rum Company.

Teenage me would have been very disappointed in this ranking. #residentevil #codeveronica

If Cole Escola had not have won best performance, the national guard would have had to be deployed to RCMH.

First real sound out of the #Seeburg LU3. Full stereo!

Does Pete Hegseth have to blow into a tube to start up the Pentagon?

Veronica Sawyer is my spirit animal.

"Just ignore them, they want you to react." - This is the anthem of the unengaged at best, and the coded language of those sympathetic to oppression. If your life or liberty are being oppressed, you can protest however you want to as far as I am concerned.

The Pokemon that runs this account.

Are you already ready for next year? Now's the time to take advantage of our post-con special! From now through June 7th, get your 2026 full weekend admission for just $50! az2026.eventbrite.com

A very Raleigh mascot from Complex Brew. #cardinal

It's that time again! #animazement

It took a whole year, but I'm down 62 lbs and got my body fat down to 11%. I feel like I have hit a wall - but it's also not a bad wall to hit. Real change is a marathon, not a sprint.