#playstationwrapped was a mess as expected 🙂‍↔️

I know this is probs weird to say but I’ve started watching Monster: Ed Gein and Charlie Hunnam’s body is TEAAAAAAAA my god (I’m 7 mins deep in episode one so if this is problematic I apologise profusely x)

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

FINALLY watching Demon Slayer Infinity Castle 😮‍💨 Also went to Ikea today, to buy a single shelf and ended up spending £100 on plants and lights. Office-come-dressing room redecoration well underway! I simply cannot help but keep myself busy EVEN when I should be at a total rest to heal properly 🙂‍↔️

Does this count? 👀

Does this count? 👀

Away off out to see Hamilton ✨ tell me I’m pretty (or any synonyms - I’m not precious) on this fine Saturday pls. Zeus would also appreciate compliments!

Oop - SAD has caught up with me big time lads 🫠🫤 can’t teehee myself out of this one! I just need a back rub and a spoon 😥

The way I need a few of my moots in a room in which there are no others 🫦

I hope every single one of my bfs have a wonderful Friday! I’m off work still, so it’s a day of retro gaming. I’m then seeing Hamilton tomorrow and Sunday I have a hearing appointment at the hospital for an audiology referral I got in AUGUST 2022 😬. Have a grand weekend whatever y’all get up to! 🥰

I hope every single one of my bfs have a wonderful Friday! I’m off work still, so it’s a day of retro gaming. I’m then seeing Hamilton tomorrow and Sunday I have a hearing appointment at the hospital for an audiology referral I got in AUGUST 2022 😬. Have a grand weekend whatever y’all get up to! 🥰

Friends fear he’s journaling again, and he has shit to say 🙂‍↔️🤫🫥

Cosy vibes x

A new favourite thing to do on here is like thirsty replies from my moots on other’s posts. God may not be watching, but I am. 🫶🏻

Golden hour ✨

Golden hour ✨

Monochrome Monday and a happy belated St Andrews Day from this Scottish short king 🤴🏻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #mcm

Men 🤮. But men 🤤. But men 🤢. But men 😈

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 33

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 33

Caught up on stranger things, goosebumps on episode 4 ending icl

Last I’ll say on it, ly all so much xoxoxoox (This is a 2am rant after having some codeine and sugar that I haven’t had in over a week so I’m spouting nonsense x)

Last I’ll say on it, ly all so much xoxoxoox (This is a 2am rant after having some codeine and sugar that I haven’t had in over a week so I’m spouting nonsense x)

I am home!!!! AND IN MY OWN BED!!!! And; I’ve finally been in the mood to doomscroll, lovely seeing all your penises and happy faces. Also, I’ve been signed off work until basically Christmas, so no work for me until January between that and leave. Worth losing an organ? Unsure. But content!

Another huge thank you to everyone checking in and such. I’ve barely been online weirdly. I’m still in the hospital healing, bloodwork still a mess with inflammation but on a million medications so I’m hopeful that’ll come down. Honestly, ove you all, genuinely overwhelmed with your kindness 🫶🏻

Not to be that guy but my appendix burst today and I needed immediate surgery (12.30am surgery!) so please send anything and everything that will make me feel better please 🥰🥰 ly all lots (I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)

But also, currently looking at extended trips for next summer… 👀

In the mood for new tattoos 😌😌😌

Anyway, here’s my butt #humpday #happyhumpday #onwednesdayswegetnaked #eatmeout 😮‍💨🥰

My dog is ready to send me to an asylum honestly

The problem with talking to men is that so many of them aren’t interesting

list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Being a ho 2. Having some of the worst takes known to man 3. My (w)holesomeness ig HOW DID I DO?

OK so I barely see A LOT of you on my feed anymore - is there a way to add a list to almost like refresh the feed constantly so sweep round people that are usually missing? I get it’s showing the people that interact etc but still, I’m sorry if I miss out on anything!!

Just realised I’ve not had a hug/spoon from a man who is sexually interested in me in almost 11 months ✨✨ touch starved :(

In my own bed on a Sunday night and DEPRESSED ABOUT RETURNING TO WORK TOMORROW 🥹 need another holiday PRONTO

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I took daytime ones where I am smiling since I have been accused online of looking like I’m not having fun (unfortunately I have resting bitch face). Muchas gracias x

Happy #humpday, apologies for late submission.

Happy #humpday, apologies for late submission.

Sometimes I just be liking shit

The holiday spam will stop soon I promise but I’m having a lovely time even though I’m a lil sun burnt. But that’s ok cause cocktails will get me through 🥰

The average ChatGPT user

Oh I’ve had WORSE Mondays this year honestly 😌😌 Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰

A lil in my feels tonight unfortunately. But that’s ok! To feel is to be alive, or whatever they say.

The dog is at my parents staying for a week and today was the first day since April I haven’t had to leave the house and it was BEAUTIFUL. And here I am bollock naked lying on the couch knowing I don’t need to get dressed to leave for walks. It feels AMAZING and is soooo needed 😭

Going on holiday on Sunday and I’m hoping for a week of absolute debauchery. I WILL be flirting with oomfs idc

How does one acquire a friend with benefits, that is on tap but genuinely no strings? I’m bored of trying.

Is this something suitable for a Thursday evening? (just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)

“Oh so, so you’re doing the bending” and transvestigate are my current vocal stims

Putting the cunt in cunty x