But also it’s been so long since we played some games together! Can I pls have some questions to entertain me? 🥹 ngl.link/scottyriot1

I’ve been on my shitposting shenanigans today so you’re so welcome x

in advance of the inevitable horn you all will suffer in the morning, I NEED to know your alts please and thanks x

👁️👁️ 👄 : ::::::: ¥—:::::::::—¥ ::::::: :::: :: : :…. :…….. the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed

Friday night bath, space for another 😏

I’m so cosy, I simply cannot get up (I must to let Zeus out but still 😩)

Friday night bath, space for another 😏

Right boys, pants down, time to inspect 🧐 🔎 #fcf

Turtle neck szn is upon us!

omg I nearly missed the first #humpday of #jocktober 🙂‍↔️ 🙂‍↔️ 🙂‍↔️ 🫰🏻🫶🏻

Just let me hold it with my mouth for a bit

The way I’d be on all 4s barkin like a damn dog for some of you 😮‍💨 normal thirst has resumed and by god it’s hit me big time 🙂‍↕️

One thing that is consistent about me is that I’m an out and out HATER 🥰

Away off out to see ‘Him’ x

Horny for cuddles and being lil spoon x

This really was a premature entry for #fcf (or semi fat, whatever, for the cock police)

I have nothing nice to say about mother capitalism so this is me being silent. The greed of which is only spoken of in the bible has been a real turn off for a former fan, who’s seen two tours of hers. Remember kids, there’s no such thing as an ethical billionaire!

Hey ladies! I’ve fallen behind my online duties and let the mother train miss my stop at cunt central station. Ready to fire my diva bullet from my slayper rifle to get right back into the cuntocracy! About to clock a gag!

Re-introduction thread: Name: Scott Pronouns: He/Him/His Location: Glasgow Interests: Gaming, Gigs, Housewives, trying not to die Vocation: Environmental, Sustainability and Social Governance Manager 🤭 lovely to be reacquainted with you xo

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Seen the remastered last of us part 2 is on ps plus - so I can finally play it (it took me 6 separate attempts to endure completing the first so expectations are low 😬). I know I’m in the minority before anyone says anything - I just don’t think it’s for me! Played 3 hours or so, so far. 😮‍💨

Feral? Feral.

don’t have anything interesting to add as a caption x

I hate when I get an idea in my head and I need to see it through. I’ve thought “oh wouldn’t a projector be nice in my home office to entertain during the lull” and here I am immediately researching all kinds of projectors for the space. I don’t NEED but WANTING always seems to make me impulsive 😮‍💨

Rapture me to fucking high heaven, cause I simply cannot deal with the bullshit anymore. Why have we been living through several cost of living crises, pandemics, far right uprisings globally and daily “unprecedented” times? It’s all a bit much, innit ladies?

Bukkake?! As my skincare?!

made it to the wedding yesterday. not my own - it’ll be a cold day in hell if i was ever wifed up x

Is anyone else obsessed with the tiffin lady on tiktok?

I wish there was a big fat button to hard block, across your whole IP, a keyword, phrase or artist. I would block every single Sabrina Carpenter song out of existence honestly. Truly dreadful and inescapable at this point 🙂‍↔️

I’m sorry I’ve been somewhat absent recently so as way of apology, please find attached some photos of my smush xoxo (🧎🏻for attention as ever)

KEEP TRYING AND GO VIA AXS - I GOT TWO OMFGGGG 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Well, it’s over 🤡 the queue hasn’t moved in 14 mins and I’m still in the 200,000s HAHAHAHA I am so so so so sick of not being able to see the artists I enjoy because of broken booking systems and bots clogging the queue. 😮‍💨

may the gods be ever in my favour to get Ariana tickets tomorrow 🤞🏻 I’ve been to every tour since the honeymoon tour so I’ll be sad to miss out on this one if that’s what happens!

Had my first full meal today after a week and a half of stomach issues/being incredibly sick 🥹🥹 for a (former) grubber, it’s been torture but I MAY be on the other side of it 😮‍💨 Let’s celebrate THAT!

Haven’t been online in a few days, what’d I miss? 👀 hahha

Body not quite (piping) tea yet but my god it’s much warmer than it was! One day at a a time boys amirite?

Spoke to boy on tinder, which turned into insta chats. He’s very handsome and seems lovely and as shallow as it is, very aesthetically my type. It’s just a warm feeling to feel seen y’know? I don’t tend to get fuzzy feelings for many people so this is nice 😌

Dan da Dan is so fucking funny, I hate it so much that it tickles the stupid part of my brain with the humour 🙂‍↔️

Orange is absolutely the worst flavour of confectionery and I refuse to debate it. YES this is what a Friday night in your 30s consists of.

@profanity.accountant share the tea

Feel like I’m forever in the sun but no one’s son is ever in me 😮‍💨

Turbo granny is cunt 🙂‍↕️

need a dick in me pronto 🥹

SIMULTANEOUSLY IN THE MOOD TO GAME BUT ALSO CANNOT BE BOTHERED GAMING 😮‍💨

kindred spirits 🙂‍↕️

Good morning sluts. Have a great week x #mcm

Good morning sluts. Have a great week x #mcm

Cannot stop listening to Hayley Williams’ Parachute, specifically the second verse. It’s so weird, it’s like she consistently writes EXACTLY what I need to hear at very specific points of my life. Cliche and cheesy but it’s nice to feel validated y’know?

My favourite trope in anime is low res drawings from a distance which is just a face, two dots for eyes and a line smile. It sends me every single time. See attached for reference x (Watching DAN DA DAN currently)

So I got home and literally straight to bed as my eyes were tearing constant. Slept for a couple hours, woke to do eye drops and slept again for another 2 as it stung to keep eyes open. Then eye drops again and I slept until now (11 hours). Eyes still sensitive but I CAN SEE OMG.