A romcom about Grothendieck

I recently wrote a new causal network discovery Python library. My library has 100% unit and integration test coverage. Leave me a ⭐ on GitHub and I will forever be in your debt. github.com/Center-For-C...

Glad the streaming platforms have learned the TACO trade I guess

Ruining the Gen alpha 67 meme by informing them it’s an isolated prime number.

This is actually unironically similar to what Alain Badiou believes.

Anyone got any cool topology facts about the Kolmogorov Arnold Representation theorem?

How it feels accepting a postdoc in upstate New York

Using Claude code to exit vim

part of the reason I got into academia was to not get emails like "Alignment and Growth Begin with Effective Goals"

Kinda weird that we’re just back to decision trees github.com/weaviate/ely...

Curtis Yarvin’s barely cogent undergraduate philosophy student level writing shepherding the youth into fascist doctrine reaffirms my commitment to become an educator.

This is so cool

I just stumbled on Sabine Hossenfelder’s LinkedIn profile. That seems like the appropriate venue for that level of thought.

Nice action shot

Weapons was so good. Don’t look up the plot or let anyone tell you about it. Definitely go in cold.

GPT 5 is essentially the same. Text go in; text come out. Probably wrong. It’s difficult for me to see how this hype cycle can continue.

My friend’s student just asked chatGPT what number to set for a random seed. It answered: 42 Talk about layered

Wow, my paper is getting a lot of attention.

Check out my youtube video detailing mine and my collaborators method for estimating model performance on unlabeled data streams. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cgL...

I really hate cybersecurity trainings. Some boomer clicked on a Nigerian prince scam, once, and now it’s my problem.

The AI slop situation is quickly spiraling into an academic crisis imho. The problem of undergraduates writing essays was mild in comparison to the amount of conceptual gobbledygook I’ve read in the past week.

All these people calling the new Superman too “woke” is making me really want to see it.

Just published in PNAS Nexus! Using high-resolution, time series from 2012–2020 and applying the PCMCI+ causal algorithm, we find: The Twitter posts by groups like the NRA is another direct causal driver of firearm acquisition. academic.oup.com/pnasnexus/ar...

I’m going to dedicate my dissertation to my haters

Before ChatGPT the world was full of scientific awe and wonder. Not I’m just skeptical that everything I read is conceptual gobbledygook

huggingface.co/Belykh-Lab I’m trying to start a trend in the applied math community of releasing data sets on @hf.co

Highschool student: I’m never going to use algebra in the real world. Why would I need to know Hilbert’s syzygy theorem?

If you draw lines through the center of the loops of the Lorenz attractor, do the lines intersect?

David Foster Schneider: Consider the Rock Lobster

The discourse around the Trump admin getting rid of job corp is lacking. Ok, kids get to learn trades. People coming out of foster care should also have the option for college educations. We should demand more. It’s still abhorrent they got rid of this safety net.

More than 1,000 scientists took to the streets yesterday in Buenos Aires and other cities in Argentina wearing gas masks to protest the collapse of science in the country, which they say was initiated by their government. https://go.nature.com/43QWX4f

Dusty Rhodes’s Hard Times promo except it’s about losing jobs to “AI”instead of “computers.”

Anyone know if I can define a cellular sheaf over a hypergraph?

Anyone I know on Bluesky at SIAM DS this year?

Another day, another barrage of news about how AI developers are getting billions of dollars for vaporware while NSF, NOAA and NASA are defunded.

Honestly, the gen z trick of transcribing speech into your notes app and editing it later is really smart.

Good thing Pizzaballa didn’t have to change his name. That would have been really sad

Still thinking about the time corporate executives forced a team to integrate LLMs throughout a tech stack and then yelled at me when nothing worked predictably. Bruh

A big issue with Gen AI is that now I side-eye any paper I review if it has bullet points or an em dash. Both of those things keep the work organized. Are we supposed to abandon good writing practices to improve acceptance chances?

Please stop using AI generated emoji bullet points. Please. I am begging.

The DEI-ocese

Guess my 401k is a 200.5k now

"BigBalls used ChatGPT to determine the tariff rate on an islands only populated by penguins" should not be a legible, coherent sentence

Shameless self promotion

Today’s intrusive thought: what if I put cereal in my oatmeal?

Random thought. Hegel’s method of imminent critique is a great framework to think about the limitations of next token prediction as a coherent model of the human mind.

Do I know anyone who studies modular forms would could help me out with a quick question?