Another giveaway of AI generated science research is fanciful analogies. You discovered a link between transformer weights and quantum field theory you say? Well that's creating a new gap in the literature, not closing one, without any clear reason to do so. Many NeurIPS papers like this.

I’m reading through some scientific code and keep seeing debug statements that say “hahaha.” Clearly, this code was either written by the joker, or this graduate student was slowly losing their mind.

Whenever torch.cuda.empty_cache() is called, somewhere, The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel plays.

It’s all Sora 2 this, and Sora 2 that. Well, I’m Sora 2 tell you this, but all we want is more practical FX.

I can’t believe how good the new AFI album is.

Automorphin power rangers

AI Sloppers: AI will put mathematicians out of jobs. Me: Good. I’d rather be a clerk at a 1980s video store helping teenagers fight vampires or zombies or something.

Ever wonder what the Lorenz attractor sounds like? Yeah, me neither. tinyurl.com/3kza5akb

If they wanted to be real efficient, they could just put the money into our GoFundMes

Do people who need Medicade even have FSAs?

Do I know anyone who wants to work on some math problems? I have a bunch of solutions to made up sheaf theory and topology problems that it would be cool to look at with someone. Mostly, just calculations for higher homotopy groups on spheres.0

Algebraists: let’s call it a sheaf as an analogy. Farmers: ohh I get it

Opened grokkepidea because I’m a glutton for punishment I guess. It’s riddled with hundreds of errors just on a cursory reading.

CGI peaked in the 90s

For any computational scientist: Some days, on a computer, nothing works. Just walk away; do something else. Your computer is under an evil curse. You gotta give the curse time to work itself out. This curse happened to me three times this week. Walked away, everything worked after touching grass.

The airport in Raleigh has a bakery. Who tf is going through the airport thinking “I better get some bread.”

Nothing makes me cringe harder than adding “statistics” to my teaching statement. Oh well, gotta pay the cost to be the boss I guess.

AI Slopisism: the believe that I am the only true intelligence and everything else is just AI slop.

Happy spooky szn

I really hate the term “Mandela effect.” A bunch a white people were ignorant of African liberation politics and decided the universe was wrong.

I think I just accidentally crossed a picket line.

Airports crazy today. Pretty sure TSA is going on strike.

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

measure theory was a mistake invented for degenerate gamblers

You always know you’re onto something when the LLM starts hallucinating real bad.

I decided to give my nephew some crypto for his birthday to teach him financial responsibility. He asked “what can I buy with this?” To which I had to reply “nothing.”

A romcom about Grothendieck

I recently wrote a new causal network discovery Python library. My library has 100% unit and integration test coverage. Leave me a ⭐ on GitHub and I will forever be in your debt. github.com/Center-For-C...

Glad the streaming platforms have learned the TACO trade I guess

Ruining the Gen alpha 67 meme by informing them it’s an isolated prime number.

This is actually unironically similar to what Alain Badiou believes.

Anyone got any cool topology facts about the Kolmogorov Arnold Representation theorem?

How it feels accepting a postdoc in upstate New York

Using Claude code to exit vim

part of the reason I got into academia was to not get emails like "Alignment and Growth Begin with Effective Goals"

Kinda weird that we’re just back to decision trees github.com/weaviate/ely...

Curtis Yarvin’s barely cogent undergraduate philosophy student level writing shepherding the youth into fascist doctrine reaffirms my commitment to become an educator.

This is so cool

I just stumbled on Sabine Hossenfelder’s LinkedIn profile. That seems like the appropriate venue for that level of thought.

Nice action shot

Weapons was so good. Don’t look up the plot or let anyone tell you about it. Definitely go in cold.

GPT 5 is essentially the same. Text go in; text come out. Probably wrong. It’s difficult for me to see how this hype cycle can continue.

My friend’s student just asked chatGPT what number to set for a random seed. It answered: 42 Talk about layered

Wow, my paper is getting a lot of attention.

Check out my youtube video detailing mine and my collaborators method for estimating model performance on unlabeled data streams. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cgL...

I really hate cybersecurity trainings. Some boomer clicked on a Nigerian prince scam, once, and now it’s my problem.

The AI slop situation is quickly spiraling into an academic crisis imho. The problem of undergraduates writing essays was mild in comparison to the amount of conceptual gobbledygook I’ve read in the past week.

All these people calling the new Superman too “woke” is making me really want to see it.

Just published in PNAS Nexus! Using high-resolution, time series from 2012–2020 and applying the PCMCI+ causal algorithm, we find: The Twitter posts by groups like the NRA is another direct causal driver of firearm acquisition. academic.oup.com/pnasnexus/ar...

I’m going to dedicate my dissertation to my haters