Mac OS 9: Boilerplate theme

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social my cow tools shrinky dink lives in my window. I did it in 3 layers and the tools themselves turned out a bit too dark.

Historic win yesterday evening from mayoral candidate and Casio spokesperson Zohran Mamdani.

I've got tags that jingle jangle jingle As I go chewing merrily a kong -Dog cowboy

Wrong note? There are no wrong notes, it's a piano!

The disc drive in my childhood Wii died, so I replaced it. The Wii, I mean. Wiis are so abundant they aren't really worth fixing right now. Anyway, I bought the cheapest, dirtiest Wii on eBay. No cords, no controllers, missing all the plastic flaps. But it was somebody's family Wii.

Ever wonder why most people need glasses? Well, it's because we evolved to be naturally nearsighted for our own mental health. You don't need to worry about whatever's going on there.

Stan Pines? Yeah, I can't get enough of 'em!

Very few pieces of music have ever come close to doing as much mental damage to me as "Have Another Espresso" by Shel Silverstein. Once you hear it, you will forevermore be possessed to have yourself another es presso

Stan Getz? You bet I do!

This landline phone is shaped like a frog. We need more frog phones.

Great set of Nancy dailies from 1944. Love the joke about nylons that really dates it to the war years Plus: - Sluggo's baldy bean: under attack - Nancy "photo bombing" a Kodak brownie picture - Surreal rocking horse imagery - Dog joke - "City pests" Yes folks, these are all winners.

Sluggo Saturday (“Nancy” strips from July 24-29, 1944):

Of the many baffling views espoused by older generations, a relatively inconsequential one I just don't get is their apparent disdain for Bossa Nova-- possibly the highest form of human expression-- and its use in public places (e.g. elevators, lobbies, stores). Bring it back!

Honey I Shrunk the Kids but without the kids: Honey I Shrinked the Dinks

I shrank a dink.

The dearth of beautiful isometric icons depicting grey or beige office equipment in today's society is likely the foremost cause of the many ills which plague us.

Panasonic Toughbook CF-41 MK I (1995)

Sharp PC-E500 Pocket Computer (1989)

I aspire to have the kind of day the little 90s businessman who lives in my Casio Color Digital Diary CSF-4950 is having.

Sharp JC-TV10 TV & Stereo Cassette Player (1986)

Technology really needn't have advanced beyond the Casio Color Digital Diary CSF-4950 It can take memos It can schedule reminders It can show "tropical fish imagery" What else do you need?

The final “Fritzi Ritz” strip carrying Larry Whittington’s signature ran 100 years ago, on May 14, 1925 (shown here). Ernie Bushmiller took the strip over from Whittington, and the rest is history. Whittington left “Fritzi” to create “Maizie the Model” for a rival syndicate, but it never caught on.

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course" my first reaction was that this show was just confirming my beliefs, when i watch television i want something that challenges my world view, but what i saw next changed everything.

Happy Easter. Make sure to watch Speed Racer today to celebrate the miraculous rebirth of Rex (Latin for King) Racer as the mysterious Racer X. He died to expose the corruption of the racing industry so that the Racer family might be forgiven. He is racing. He is racing indeed!

Se la prefikso "ek" signifas, ke io komencas okazi, kaj "rano" signifas la amfibion 🐸, tiam "ekrano" devas signifi aparaton kiu povas montri subite ranojn.

La rataterhundeto estas tre bela. Ŝi pripensas la orbiton.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 27,1944

the whole world's dying but Ancient Giant Flying Squirrel Discovered in Tennessee / the squirrel's right there, just flying right through the air, and that's gonna be enough for me / well / the years start coming and they don't stop coming / fed to the rules and I hit the ground running / so much to

I miss the days of two hours ago when I was imagining myself as a cow in a field

Coconuts are just carrots with better PR

Space heater addict

When my dog gets the zoomies, she does the Akira slide

Riddle for the day: why are the colors reflected off this watch seemingly inverted from their true colors?

Hewlett Packard HP-01 Calculator Watch (1977)

Turkish figs Ingredients: figs Product of Turkey